I only had to pay $16 to play here (that is the Kama'ina--or "local person"-- rate). So...They say…read morein life, "You get what you pay for..." (sudden dramatic pause).
I bet, at this point, you are thinking, "That lead-in makes it sound like this guy about to write a really negative review... and I bet he is about to mercilessly criticize Kahuku." But hold-on there, reader!!! ...let me finish.
So, like I said, they say, "In life, You get what you pay for"... but sometimes an experience transcends the moment. And sometimes, (dramatic pause)...when the stars align just right, something that you pay for ends up being worth a thousand times more than what you pull out of your wallet. Golfing at Kahuku, *if you go with the right mind-set, has high potential to one of those times.
I don't think Yelp allows swear words, so I shall substitute the English language word that we often use to emphasize how much we like (or hate) something with another word. The word that will be used is the Hawaiian word, "moekolohe" and it has similar meaning to our beloved "f-bomb", but is not as crass.
I liked playing at Kahuku so-moekolohe much! Here are my moekoleohe reasons!
1. The setting: this place is nestled between the shores of the Pacific and the Northern-most part of the Ko'olau mountain range. It is so moekolohe beautiful here.
2. The staff is wonderful. I called the course the day before I played and the young lady who answered the phone was exceptionally pleasant. She had a warmth that came through the phone lines, and I here-by nominate her as the poster-girl for the Aloha spirit that the islands are known for. The elderly-ish gentleman who was working the pro shop when I arrived the next morning, was also great. Both emplyees spoke articulately, but a "splash" of the local pidgin dialect occasionally slipped out in as they talked (*kinda like how the "southern drawn" can be heard if one travels to that part of the US). I loved it and immediately feel a delight and warmth for the speakers when I hear it.
3. Old school charm--the pro shop is set up in a beat-up old trailer, the course a little "rough and ready". It is a classic links-style course--which follows the natural landscapes of the coast. It was windy--no surprise as it is right on the ocean. The fairways are far from lush (but in their defense, I played here at the end of a long hot summer, and the course was more than ready for and in much need of the upcoming rainy season). And finally, the putting surfaces were not perfect and probably are the reason I missed a few putts (yeah, that's the reason I missed those putts...not because 3 or 4 three-putts are what I usually do per round. yeah, it was the putting surface).
4. The players that I interacted with were super friendly and charming. It is a 9-hole walking course and players can be seen pushing their clubs over hill and dale. The players that I was around on this day extended respect and numerous courtesies, such as: allowing faster players to move past, two guys stopped playing and helped me find a slightly errant ball when it rolled onto their adjacent fairway. All that I saw made their way around the course at a, "steady-paced ready-golf " style of play. When a storm rolled in and it forced everyone to stop play (it was really coming down for about 15 minutes), I found shelter under some trees where an elderly Japanese business man and his son and I commiserated in the gail. But I was loving every minute of it.
My words are not flowing very well and I feel that my command of the English Language is failing me....I had hoped to share that I found this place utterly charming and an extreme joy to experience, but upon re-reading what I have typed out so far, I kinda feel like I am not able to find the words to describe how much joy I felt from coming here. (everytime I come back to the islands, someone has suggested that I give this place a try). Let's just say that I don't think that there are too many places like this left in the golf world, but I do know that Kahuku has a charm that is unique and special. So... If you find yourself on Oahu and you happen to like golf... then get your moekolohe-butt out here and soak in something that will be memorable and unique--as well as something to tell your golf buddies about back home on the mainland (or if you are local and have not tried this place, what the moekolohe are you waiting for?