If by "dirty," you mean, dirty, dirty carb-fest, then yes. I have to admit, I came in to see what…read morewas really so dirty about these bones, but I stayed because of the cocktail menu and the sheer monstrosity of the burgers they serve here. And, let me tell you, choosing an option may be one of the hardest things you ever do. Which is why I recommend coming with a few friends so you get to try different things from the menu.
The space is big and loud, with a nice, sizable patio in the esteemed Kingly Court, which is essentially a giant food court surrounded by various restaurants serving up all different types of food, tucked snuggly away in Carnaby Street. The tables, however, are a bit small for my tastes. If just one person can fill up the entire space of the table with her one meal, you either need a bigger table, or smaller dishes. (I'd go for the former).
They have a full gamut of delicious cocktails with a unique twist on old and new favorites. Trying to go on the lighter side this time, I went with the Mutt's Nutts (don't ask) cocktail, mixed with Woodford Reserve Bourbon, apple, cinnamon, and vanilla-infused maple syrup, angostura bitters, and lemon. Let me tell you, it may be one of the most well-balanced cocktails I've ever had the privilege to drink. Fruity, sweet- without being too sweet- not too overpowering on the alcohol... perfect. The rest sounded pretty amazing, as well, but when in doubt, go for something new, amiright?
The food, while I would hardly call it healthy, is a stick-to-your-ribs experience that may or may not become an unforgettable "morning after" experience, if you know what I mean. These burgers are not for the faint of heart. Literally. Being the warrior that I am, I asked them to bring me the most impressive burger they had, which the server called 'The Mac Daddy.' I decided to accompany it with a side of cheesy truffle fries, for good measure. You know, in case the double dry-aged steak & bone marrow beef patties, topped with pulled beef short rib, Mac & Cheese, and espresso-spiked BBQ sauce wasn't enough. What the hell was I thinking? I barely got through half of the darn thing, and even then, trying to finish it at home was not enough for me to finish it all off.
The rest of the menu is just as impressive, and no, not all of it will kill you. They have small plates like Padron Peppers and Cheeseburger Dumplings, sides and exactly 2 salads, as well as a few unexpected additions like Fried Chicken & Waffles, ribs, & steaks.
Okay, so no, it's not the healthiest food you'll ever eat, but the quality is well-worth a splurge once in a while. You can definitely tell that the ingredients are top-notch, and they pride themselves on buying from only sustainable UK suppliers. So, even though the food might not be good for your heart, knowing that you're dining in a responsible establishment can be good for the soul.
Enjoy!