OMG... REVIEW # 500...!!!
As I neared this auspicious Yelp milestone, I thought long and hard about which restaurant upon which to bestow a 500th review.
I scoured Yelp for new, highly rated, trendy and exciting Columbus dining establishments and watering holes we haven't been to yet. I interrogated all my foodie friends for suggestions. I asked my partner-in-foodiness, co-conspirator-in-life, and best-friend-in-all-our-craziness, my wife Kristen.
I thought about our upcoming travels, and wondered if I should wait to write #500 about a great restaurant in the Bahamas, or France, or Vegas, or Napa.
Then it occurred to me - maybe it would be better to write #500 about the restaurant and chef we love most...?
Well, that's simple - Tommy Gallo.
We love Tommy, we love Gallo's Kitchen & Bar, we love the food, the cocktails, the atmosphere and the servers (shout-out to AJ, Jamie and the rest of his regular crew).
Yea, that made it easy... (warning: reference from the classic 1942 movie "Casablanca" coming)... "of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world" - and we've been to a lot of gin joints in a lot of towns - Gallo's Kitchen & Bar is our favorite and the most deserving of a 500th review.
The food is a mix of authentic New Orleans Creole (Tommy trained under chef Dave Russo, who trained under Emeril Lagasse at the highly respected New Orleans restaurant NOLA), and authentic Italian (the Gallos have been a prominent Italian-American family in Columbus for generations. His family's sauce recipe is deliciously close to my dear Grandmother Genevieve Monti's - tomato-ey, acidic, not sweet, and wonderful).
In addition to the food, the drinks are well-executed and sufficiently strong, the atmosphere is upscale and comfortable, and the servers are great. It says a lot that many servers have been here for years.
I'll only tell one Tommy story (and there are A LOT of Tommy Gallo stories... :-) - one night we were dining with friends, nearing the end of our meal. I'd had an phenomenal sandwich that came with coleslaw on the side. Everyone else loved their meals, too.
The coleslaw wasn't bad - it was spectacularly fresh - it just didn't have much flavor. As usual, Tommy stopped by our table, said hi to me, hello to our friends, gave my beautiful wife a hug, and asked about our meal. Everyone told him the meal was awesome, which it was, but I mentioned - trying to be helpful - that the coleslaw didn't have much flavor.
Tommy looked down at our plates, saw that the only thing left on any of our 4 plates was the coleslaw, grabbed my plate, whirled around and stormed toward the kitchen. Our table didn't have a view of the glass-fronted kitchen window, but I COULD HEAR HIM through the kitchen door.
The poor sous chef got an earful - Gordan Ramsy style - about sending something tasteless from Tommy Gallo's kitchen. I almost felt badly... almost... well... no, not really :-)
Tommy is almost always in the restaurant, he always works the room and greets everyone - regulars or not. And he truly gives a damn about the taste and quality of food they serve and whether you enjoyed it. That's the kind of care he puts into his restaurant.
Go, just go - you'll thank me. I promise.
NO... WAIT... I LIED... DON'T GO... YOU WON'T LIKE IT... it's already way too loud and crowded... too many happy people having fun eating and drinking and laughing... go somewhere else.... we need our usual seat at the bar...!!!
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