This place has NEVER disappointed me! My family and I (A group of 15-22) comes here every year in commemoration of my mom. We eat, we drink, we laugh, we catch up and take pictures....inside and outside and nothing here ever lets us down. Sometimes food comes our fast and sometimes it slower....but it's ALWAYS DELICOUS! read more

Food- all the crabs you could want. And many sides and other options too. There is really something for everyone! They have colossal crabs by the 1/2 and full dozen. The end! Drinks- full bar. Decent prices. Service- RAH took such good care of us. I think you gently order at the counter. Other bartender was good too. Both were friendly and attentive. Space- seat yourself and get ready to grub. Decor is simple and casual. Lots of tvs. Good times all around. read more

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Heck no I ordered carryout 9/7/26 two 8oz crabcakes with coleslaw they are bamboozling customers form a filler ball and then place in crab meat around that. So you're basically getting filler, I will not be back. One crab cake from yesterday and other pic next day. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Nothing but filler don't mind my chimichurri on top - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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I went to Fatboy's yesterday for happy hour and overall had a good experience, but there's one major issue that needs attention. When I walked in, there was a very strong sewer-like smell inside the restaurant. I remembered noticing it before, but this time it was really noticeable. I'm not sure what's causing it, but it definitely needs to be addressed because it's pretty unpleasant. Several people around the bar were talking about it, and even the bartender mentioned that the smell sometimes gives her a headache. Despite that, I decided to stay and order food. I got a grapefruit crush, fish tacos, sweet chili wings, and the peel-and-eat shrimp. Everything was actually really good and flavorful. The food and drinks definitely delivered. Fatboy's is a great addition to the Bowie/Crofton area and I enjoy the menu and happy hour vibe. I just really hope they figure out the source of that smell because it's pretty off-putting and makes you wonder what's going on behind the scenes. Once that's fixed, this place would easily be a go-to spot. read more

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Just had the worst crab cake I've ever had. Absolutely no flavor and the macaroni salad tasted so sour I had to spit it out. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Absolute horrible and tasteless crab cake sandwich - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

This was my first visit to the "house" i've been to their other location which is the "shack" I believe. Other than it getting little confusing on whether or not we had a server this was a decent spot to grabs some seafood. We asked when we came in do we seat ourselves and they said yes but after some time of sitting at our table we quickly realized no one was coming. We went to the bar and asked if a server would be coming and were told we would need to put our order in with the bar. After a family was seated behind us we watched as someone came right over and took their order. I opted for the cream of crab soup and crab cake egg rolls which were both pretty good. I also gave the steak and cheese a try which was surprisingly decent. I would revisit this spot with family. Its a very relaxed atmosphere so comfy casual wear is acceptable. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

I visited Fat Boys Crab House today to celebrate a birthday, and what should have been a festive occasion turned into the absolute worst experience I have ever had at an establishment in this area. We ordered a substantial meal for three people: two crab dips, one pound of shrimp, multiple cocktails, and a dozen and a half crabs. Out of the 18 crabs we paid for, 14 of them were completely mushy. During our initial exchange, the employees actually admitted to us that they had been receiving a lot of complaints recently for this exact same issue. While the floor manager went above and beyond to try and resolve the issue by replacing some of the crabs, the second batch was unfortunately just as bad. When we asked to speak to the owner, the situation deteriorated rapidly. As DMV natives, we know our crabs. Yet, this man came over to our table wearing gloves, began aggressively picking through our food, and literally threw the crabs back onto the tray at us while defensively claiming they were not mushy. When we tried to express our concerns, he repeatedly spoke over us and eventually just walked off mid-conversation, completely dismissing us. When I asked for his name, he refused, stating, "I am not giving you my name, I don't have to." To make matters worse, other regular patrons who witnessed the entire interaction approached us afterward. They pointed out a deeply disturbing pattern: that this owner does not treat Caucasian patrons this way, but regularly treats Black patrons with blatant disrespect. When he was confronted about this biased treatment, he outright said to us: "Don't come at me with that black people shit." We left 14 out of the 18 crabs we paid for completely untouched. No refund, discount, or accommodation was provided for the inedible food or the egregious hostility we experienced. While the floor staff tried their best, the behavior of the owner is utterly unacceptable, unprofessional, and discriminatory. I strongly advise anyone, especially Black patrons looking for a welcoming environment, to spend their hard-earned money elsewhere. This establishment does not deserve your business under its current ownership. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Mushy crabs - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Fat Boys Crabs in Crofton gives off a strong neighborhood bar vibe, you know another CHEEERS spot. The bartender was friendly, which helped, because the menu itself wasn't exactly throwing a party. The only thing that caught my attention was their margarita which was their house version, cutely named the Sea-Rita. For some reason it wasn't even part of the happy hour deal. Their happy hour drink selection includes Tito's handmade vodka, white tea, green tea, Tullamore D.E.W., crushes, draft beers, and half off glasses of house wine. Respectable, sure, but nothing to text your group chat about. The HH food lineup? Crab pretzel, mussels, fried or grilled wings, a quarter pound of steamed shrimp, and two fish tacos. None of it hit the spot for me then, and flipping through the menu again now, I still feel the same. I've never had a crab pretzel worth a second bite, and I didn't get the sense this place would change my mind. The prices didn't scream happy hour either. One win? Their happy hour runs from 3:00 to 7:00, which I actually liked. That extra hour at the front and back gives you more wiggle room to show up fashionably early or stick around just a little longer there's traffic can be horrific around that time getting there in that area. I stopped in because my wax appointment got pushed back and this spot was on the way. Plus, they had a giant sign outside that mentioned happy hour, and I was on a mission for one. I was also chasing a full moon view over the water, looking for a little magic. Instead, I found a margarita that wasn't on special and a menu I politely declined. This felt like a one and done type of deal. But I love that there are places people can go for happy hour and seafood. The decor was cute inside and I did like the bright colorful happy hour chalkboard sign upon walking in. read more

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My waiter/bartender was cool quick and accurate. The food was quick fresh and worth my dime. My usual preference is the shack but I came to the house today. I'm very satisfied! read more

Fat Boys Crab House - I ordered 1/2 dozen crabs. I only ate 2 and like 8 claws in one setting. The crabs were so meaty and so were the claws. - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Food good. Service great, however while there we were told how the staff does not receive the tips at the end of the day. The owners take the tips! So, I'm not saying to boycott this place because the food was pretty good, but please tip your server directly with cash. Rated 3 stars because the owners are greedy. read more

I got some jumbo crabs for my daughter and she said they were amazingly sweet and meaty. The establishment was clean and the staff were pleasantly patient and answered all my questions. Also, they have a great selection of just about everything in their liquor store, including some items I've never seen before. I'd definitely go back. read more

Always my family's fav spot to grab seafood. The crabs here are always meaty and delicious. My personal fav is the firecracker shrimp (with the sauce on the side). I have to have it every time I dine here. The staff in the front and the waiters are always so friendly. I love the bartenders. They make the best drinks. I've never had an issue here with food, drinks, or service. As you can see by all the pics I've posted, we love it here. read more

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The staff is nice I absolutely love the bar staff I come weekly , the owner does not do fair business when things are not right , thank god he has the manager she makes things right every time which is why I keep coming back read more

Always had great luck ordering crabs from here. With other places closing recently, I appreciate having a local place I know I can reliably count on for good crabs! read more

Attitude of manager. Policy on refund or replacement of bad items. I was told that these were ok to eat my the manager that refused to take them back. read more

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The Fatboys directly on 301 (not the location up in the cut) is a real come as you are spot, which I tend to enjoy. This is a no frills neighborhood feel bar that offers well priced drinks, delicious seafood options, and a real casual atmosphere. This restaurant/bar is self seating - there are a number of 4-tops, high tops, and and bar seats available in the bar area. On a Friday evening around 7:30pm there were plenty of seating options in the bar section + lots of availability in the restaurant side, so I would guess that it never really gets too crowded. The drinks are decently made and well priced - I usually stick with the simple rail drinks. Can't ever go wrong there. I do wish there were two bartenders instead of one when I visited; I found that we had to wait several minutes to get the bartenders attention to order. The food is the star of the show here - all of their food is delicious (and not shockingly, they share a menu with the 2nd location a few minutes away). This time our table got the fish and shrimp platter, fish tacos, calamari, hush puppies, and old bay wings. Everything came out really hot, fresh, and fast - very impressed with the quality of the food. The fish and shrimp platter portion was huge for just $17ish bucks - we ended up splitting this entree between two people because it was so much food. While I prefer the 2nd location (because of their awesome outdoor seating options), I'd definitely come back to the original location. Their laid back, comfortable atmosphere made for a great place to catch up with the boys to get the weekend started. read more

Trash trash trash And we saw a roach on the wall Crabs were horrible service was horrible so disappointed Unfortunately I started at mikes and they were sold out so I came here but NEVER AGAIN EVER I was by myself went to pay off my tab at the bar had my drink and crabs left on table my coat still hanging on chair I come back the guy has pushed my coat to the table next to mine and is cleaning my got damn table which still had a cocktail and drink on it read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Horrible service I'll never return - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

We had 4 in our party in an empty restaurant as they were just opening for lunch. The food was very good, but each plate was brought out one at a time and took 20 minutes from the first to the last. Also, beware! There is an 18% TIP included on your bill, BUT they don't mention it. I was about to add a 20% TIP until one of our party read their bill carefully and discovered it. Almost resulted in a 38% TIP. We only had a party of 4, not a large group. Seemed a little shady to put that on in an empty restaurant and not pointing it out. read more

My last time patronizing Fat Boys! If it's one thing I hate, it's being sold empty crabs. Too hit or miss, as 3 out of the half dozen were empty. No respect for the customers when you're told they're not responsible for 'light' crabs. However it's my responsibility to keep my coins in my pocket. Crabs at the Crab Galley were much better. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

Food was hot and good. My only complaint was that my cod fish sandwich arrived with no tarter sauce or condiments on it; just a slice of fish on a toasted bun; I found this extremely strange. The kettle chips with old bay were very yummy. The service was quick. read more

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First I would have to take a moment to highlight our server and bartender, Chris. He was the best. Super attentive, loved his energy. As a first timer to a lot of restaurants, I like to generally ask the server what they like and by that, I want to know what they order to take home. THAT's the news I like to hear - and Chris recommended the MD crab soup. Loved. I was meeting an old coworker here and arrived first, so I ordered a margarita that was decent. Strawberry in flavor, per my request. In addition to this being my first time at Fat Crab, it was my first time having mussels. Pictured. My coworkers choice, and I was happy. *insert food dance* If they're typically served with butter, I think I can say to one that is more familiar with what "good" mussels are.. that I was satisfied. They were good to me, something I would order again. Wings also, good. BUT - overall nothing wow'd me. Not the aesthetic of the restaurant. Not the wings. I wouldn't come JUST for the soup, does that make sense? Maybe it was where we sat at the bar, where I had to awkwardly turn my head to catch the football game, not sure. The bar seemed to occupy frequent guest.. some speaking across the bar at the days they regularly attend. So it must be great for them! read more

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Went here for the first time because I heard so many people talk about it. I got the crush drink since that was one of the drinks people recommended. Wasn't impress with it at all. Should have stuck with my regular Tito's. We ordered off the happy hour menu. The fish tacos were good. The steamed shrimp was good. Don't understand why it has onions on it but ok. The mussels was good but it had too much wine sauce. I did order six crabs and they were meaty. read more

Finally got to experience this place. This is a self seating establishment with no table service. You have to order your food when you arrive at the register, seat yourself, order drinks from the bar etc. My sister was hesitant in buying crabs because of the size and price point, but we did anyway and they were good! Hot, full of crabmeat, seasoned well and kept me happy! We also ordered the crab cake sandwich with coleslaw and the seafood broiler (I asked for my cod to be fried) with french fries. Everything was delicious and would surely visit again. The drinks were cheap and boozy! The moscow mule will never disappoint. After we feasted I went to the liquor store on the other side of the restaurant and went home! One thing to note to come during the day .... EMPTY ... ENJOY!! read more

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We love going during happy hour and getting the bar bites! Baker The gentleman who works there is always really nice! Usually a nice crowd of people it's lively kind of like a sports bar vibe. The food is always on point. I love getting the orange crush, although they came out with variety of drinks. I tried a new drink. It was really good, but I still had to get the orange crush. We got a mortgage board of happy hour food- One of each food item. So we had the sweet chili wings,mussels, crab, pretzel, steamed shrimp, we added fries, and the fish tacos! Needless to say we were stuffed and had a wonderful evening. I didn't take any photos this time because I was so hungry. I dug right in ... but I guess that also leaves you wanting more! Next time we go back, I'll take some photos. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Great atmosphere, friendly staff. The wings were very good and the crab cakes were good although a bit burnt on the bottom

The food use to be good here. I don't like it anymore, it's a hit or miss. Mainly a miss. I go solely for drinks from my favorite bartender Tiffany. Everything else they can keep. read more

The food and service were great. We had the crab egg rolls 10/10 Calamari 8/10 Onion rings 8/10 Bang bang shrimp 9/10 Mozzarella sticks 10/10 And our drinks 1000. The bartender was patient with me while ordering my drink. I will definitely be going back. read more

Picked up crabs for memorial weekend and they were on point. Heavy and tasty! Definitely adding Fat Boys to my list to get crabs from. Service was great and our order was ready on time. I definitely recommend trying them. read more

Fat Boys Crab House - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

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Tonight's dining experience comes via Fatboy Crab House in Crofton, MD. I decided to buy different items and plate them myself at home. I did not eat at the restaurant. I have a broiled crab cake, shrimp fettuccine pasta alfredo with broccoli and sliced bell peppers, their seasonal vegetables and a bowl of cream of crab. The crab cake was flavorful but a little over cooked. The cream of crab had too much ol' Bay seasoning ,but it was definitely good someone just got heavy handed. The seasonal vegetables were excellent. I topped my meal off with a iced cold Coke Cola. I have no complaints as the meal overall was good. I give this spot a well deserved 3.2 out of 5. I would definitely come back to eat here again. read more

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This place is very different now with the new owners. Crabs aren't like they used to be. The crabs are very small even when you order large or bigger. Their prices are higher than Nick's and Nick's actually have big crabs. They need to throw that measuring tool away because it's inaccurate. They know they are dead wrong for these small crabs. read more

Very Disappointed with the crabs this last trip. This use to be one of my go to's for crabs, nice size and delicious in taste, which kept me coming back quite often. However, that last trip to get crabs, was not a good one. Crabs are not cheap, and I always opt for the large crabs, sometimes you can get a nice sized crab in medium, but this day, those "Large" were babies!! Not only much smaller in size, hardly no meat inside, very disappointing!! When bringing up to management, they exclaimed this was their large, and offered to give me "2" extra (which I guess they felt that was satisfactory)?? When crabs are $100 a dozen So if you're looking to get large crabs, I guess it's best to ask to see the size beforehand or be disappointed. Time For me to venture out. read more

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I love the new menus. This place is a vibe. I love the music to groove too well you're eating some of the best seafood in Crofton. read more

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I absolutely love seafood and whenever the opportunity arises, Imake it a point to visit this restaurant. The atmosphere is comfortably inviting, the service is outstanding, the prices are remarkably reasonable, and the staff are friendly and accommodating read more

Love their crab egg rolls. They are amazing. Their drinks are good too. Love the mature ambiance.

I'm glad I saw Yelp and they said check your carry out. The crab cake look like someone ate half of both crab cakes, The manager tried to say it was how the crab cake was flipped and packaged. We ended up giving the order back for a refund. $79. First try, and my last. read more

So far so good so I'm going to continue and update this review after I indulge in this good ass crab dip as the picture shows it's full of crab...and the grapefruits crush I gotta be careful with it..lol. Waiting on my dozen large crabs that's going for $74/dozen. Hopefully they full of meat and not on some BS! Also got half a pound of steamed shrimp. They were very fresh tasted like the sea! I have not been to this location because this is really confusing because the menus look the same but it's totally different. There is a liquor store attached to this location which I will be going to be sue Maryland prices be so much cheaper then Virginia! I don't now if that's the location or what but hopefully I'll get to se somethings that's not available in the woodbridge are..we will see. *update* The crabs were small but they were alright. The highlight of the night was the Stoli bucket drink and the crab dip. I'll be back to see if the "fat boys" are bigger...3.5 stars for now. read more

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THE ONLY THING HERE WORTH ORDERING IS THE CRAB EGGROLLS. spoke to the manager regarding the fried shrimp platter being old like sour but it was not worth me speaking to him. No help. Do not order the fried shrimp. I repeat! Don't order the fried shrimp! Bartender Kayla was great. My food runner shows up with my meal with a Lollipop in her mouth(unsanitary, and unprofessional). read more

Fat Boys Crab House - NASTY! Nasty! - Seafood Near Me - Crofton, Maryland

So I just visited fatboys and it was horrible. There was no air conditioning. Literally the customers were fanning themselves because it was so hot. We asked for them to turn on the A/C but they said it was on... completely not the truth. Then the tables were sticky and absolutely nasty. They needed to be wiped down and floors needed to be mopped. The place was unkept to include the bar and the floor. I guess there has been a change in management. If you want ro visit a place where u seat urself to a nasty table and order a drink at a nasty bar, this is the place to be. It was never this nasty in the past. Oh and their crab cakes have filler now. I was pissed. I will not be back. I will be going back to Jerrys I'm Bowie. read more

Mostly everything about this place was displeasing. Was here with friends and everyone (individually) had an issue with our dining experience. When you arrive (if you're dining in), you're seated at a table; then you have to get back up and order your food at the front (but cannot order liquor; but they have a liquor store there; you cannot drink the store bought liquor at the restaurant -_-). Went to their bar/bartender that seemed to be aggravated. She made a very weak drink (vodka, orange crush and sprite). At the bar, I could not order a bottle of water -- so I had to go back to the front (where you order your food). Such an inconvenience. The restaurant had the air conditioner on full blast (which was located right above our table; the weather was not hot on this day in April). By the time I made it back to the table (from the fiasco), my food was waiting for me and it was COLD. Why was my food cold? I had to wait in line to go to two different locations for an alcoholic drink and a bottle of water as well as the table being below the air conditioner. We asked the server if the air could be turned down or off -- she said "absolutely not". The customer service here was awful. I cannot really rate my snow crab legs and corn because as I mentioned -- the food was cold by the time I sat down. The crab legs needed to go back into the steamer. There would be no reason to return back to this establishment. read more

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I wish I looked at yelp before going here, I trusted Google because we had to hurry and pick a place. Well, we got steamed crabs because we're from Baltimore and were in town. The parking lot was packed, def a good sign. We ordered a dozen large males, a little over $100. Said it would take about 20 mins and only took 11. Kind of a bad sign but we didn't realize it until we got home. If you get enough crabs, you tend to know the smell of them. These immediately smelled off. We think they were sitting for a bit. 70% of the crabs' legs were at detached and at the bottom of the bag, even the claws. They were more like mediums, not large. They weren't horrible but def not the best crabs in Maryland. read more