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    3.7 (52 reviews)
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    Christine F.

    I'll say right off the bat... they would have gotten 5 stars if the service wasn't so bad when I went. Like crazy waits in between someone offering a drink... taking the order... bringing the order... bringing boxes.... Bringing a check... bringing the bill back. Like insanely long gaps. What should have been a 45 min to an hour lunch was a 2+ hr ordeal. Staff was friendly enough when you did see them, but it was 15-30 min gaps between times we saw them. That aside... everything else was great. The food was really tasty. The menu has a little something for everyone (except maybe a vegetarian for a non side dish option). They ran out of the soup, but it looked amazing at other people's tables. We ended up with the estrana, tacos, and tostones relleno. All so tasty. Parking was tough on weekend, but fine if you're patient. The petting zoo area was great. I wish I brought some cash to feed the animals from the kiosk. I saw some dogs, so it seems pet friendly enough. . I'd definitely come back again, but do hope it's faster next time.

    Steven E.

    It's like being on someone's ranch and up pops a restaurant. In a way, that's what it is. They have a petting zoo and weekend horse rides. We enjoyed the koi pond. Great for little kids and us older kids. Fun for the whole family. Our host introduced the place as being similar to red lobster. Pick your dinner from the tank and they prepare it, only, we're on a ranch. I admit, they had me going, for a minute. The service was terrific. I believe our new friend is named Damien. He was very attentive and very polite. He's easily one of their best. He really went out of his way and we were happy to over tip, just a bit. The food was delicious. Being on a ranch, you can expect a lot of meat dishes. They have quite a few sides available and even offer a side sampler up to eight different options. It's not cheap. I would go as far as to say overpriced. Possibly the cost of eating out in Miami is expensive, we're new here. There's also the unique atmosphere and the higher quality meats they use. Definitely worth a looksy. 12/25

    Chorizo
    Alexa F.

    This time we had the chorizo and t bone. Churrasco is still my fav. Mashed potatoes were super good. Also tried the shakes. Didn't like the strawberry but mamey was good. I prefer smoothies though not shakes where it's very milky.

    Churros
    Yulaidi S.

    We went atv riding and wanted to eat somewhere nearby so found this place. The place is decorated really cool with a ranch feel and the hostess and waitress were both really nice. We ordered our food and got it fairly quickly. During the meal they did a dance contest with some kids and the winner would win free dessert for their table. After that someone did Karaoke but really well tbh. She also picked songs that everyone could stand so it worked well. The food itself was delicious. I got churrasco tacos and scarfed them down quickly. I also had some fries and corn since my girlfriend got 2 corn on the cops as a side. For dessert we had churros which were stuffed with some filling and had chocolate and some other dip. It was delicious. The price is what you'd expect for any kind of steakhouse. I'd definitely come back to this location whenever I'm in the area. It's good!

    It is unavoidable. Portions are so large, you're bringing something home.
    Aaron S.

    I never seem to run out of great restaurants in Miami and I don't even run out of El Toro Locos! This particular one though is far more than a meal though, it is an experience. And not just a culinary experience...kids play area, beautiful area to explire with koi ponds and horses, even ATVs for rent. Pretty awesome! El Toro Loco Ranch is a weekend only eatery with extraordinary really good food and the best darn service anywhere. It would be hard to decide if the best quality was the food the service or the ambience since they were all so extraordinary, but in the end, when reviewing a restaurant, the food is the most important. And tonight's food was spectacular. A huge portion. My choice this evening was the entrana. This one was one spectacular steak. For sides I went with the sweet kale salad. This was light enough that I was able to finish the steak, which is pretty unusual for me at any of the Toro local restaurants. Keep in mind the menu is slightly different here and if you want some variety on your plate, you better come with a big crowd or plan to bring home a lot of food. Of course there's nothing wrong with either plan. But here's the best part; before or after dinner, you can walk around the grounds and visit the petting zoo or see the Koi pond. You can ride horses or even ATVs; what an amazing place for a meal plus so much more. El Toro Loco Ranch is only open on weekends for dinner, but it is truly worthy of a visit and I plan to visit often. Their tomahawk steak at $98 maybe one of the best deals in Miami. It is a massive amount of meat which they cook perfectly and will easily feed two or three people as a standalone meal or four or five people with appetizers and side dishes. they also offer four amazing Picada options that come with four sides and will easily feed a family for under $100. With four sides, you don't have to choose between the perfect tostones, the delicious smashed potatoes, the corn, and my personal favorite, the yuca con mojo, because you can have them all. I always sub in the salad for one of them, but you can't go wrong with any of their side dishes. And for a little more, try the appetizers to build an even better meal. The fried cheese and the pork belly are particular favorites but there are several others. I rotate in when I'm in the mood because of all so darn good. Hurry on over here some weekend for this awesome experience and is perfect the meal as you'll ever eat. You won't be sorry.

    Mojito
    Amanda Q.

    Our service was great, she was attentive and communicated with us well. We went on a Saturday for Memorial Day weekend and they were not overwhelmingly busy. We love Toro loco restaurant but can agree this one is not as great as the restaurant. The decor is perfect very much the vibe. The flies are an issue but could be resolved with some fly fans per table. The hostess could be better

    Rosemary R.

    We are huge fans of Toro Loco and usually go as a family of seven to the location on 8th Street, which is always amazing. This Toro Loco Ranch location was just okay for us. The setting is charming -- it's an open space with horses, donkeys, goats, and even a fish pond, which makes for a cute experience, especially for kids. However, the food didn't live up to the Toro Loco standard we're used to. The meat, particularly the entraña, wasn't the same quality as the one we usually enjoy, also we ordered medium and we got medium well and we got maduros instead of fries, and the menu here felt more limited. Also, while eating, we constantly had to deal with flies, which really took away from the experience. Overall, it's a nice place to visit for the ranch atmosphere, but for the quality of food and dining experience, we prefer the original location.

    Torejas!!
    Gerry L.

    The other day we had lunch with my parents and decided to take a day trip to the El Toro Loco Ranch. We were super impressed with both the property and the menu. For our meal we ordered their meat platter with three sides which we picked, fried yuca, sweet plantains and salad with avocado. Everything was delicious and very well seasoned. The meats included sliced steaks and roasted chicken and both were very juicy and tender. For my son we ordered a burger with fries and judging how he devoured it was delicious too. For dessert we couldn't decided so we ordered their flan and Cuban French Toast (Torejas) Both did not disappoint the flan was very creamy and the Torejas used a brioche bread was perfection. After dinner we explored the ranch which included horseback riding, paint ball battle and a play area for the kids.

    Leodalys L.

    AMAZING this location is just on Saturday and Sundays open but is a complete success. Food is great as the other location but with this family friendly space for kids to play in bounces houses, paintball, horses, live music, everything is so amazing I love this kind of restaurant were you can come and spend part of your day enjoying not just the perfect food they have entertainment for the whole family. Meet, ribs, appetizers excellent. Service is great too girls are always nice and very attentive. We need more places like this. Love it and for sure we will come back

    Steak and tostones plus salad
    Erika M.

    Food was amazing I really like their structure. Service impeccable and ambiance very nice chill but not chill, only disturbed by the horn they have inside way too loud

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    Roger R.

    Food is great The meet very tender and tasty Mashed potatoes, congri, maduros, all really good The service amazing. Our waitress was really good Ambiance and decoration are nice But pricey!!! We paid $700 for six people, tip included. Too much!

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    We loved the vibe, food was delicious, and Rosleny made our visit wonderful! We will be back!

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    Food and service were excellent, but the best part was the dessert; do not leave without trying the torreja!

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    Very good food and atmosphere is amazing for a family day out. Ask for Osana as your waiter she's amazing.

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    Good food and service, the ambiance is welcoming., as well as the location and facilities.

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    Amazing food incredible ambience and the service is fantastic. Incredible view and so much to do and see.

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    Love the food, the ambiance and service is always great! I love to eat at the ranch, and I am a big fan of all their locations.

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