The food was really good and I think you'll enjoy it. The service was amazing the bathrooms were clean and thats really all I gotta say. read more

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Love mediterranean food, and came across this restaurant by accident. Happened to be driving by and thought we would give it a try. Worst meal either of us have had in years. It was a Wednesday evening, so only us and 3 other tables. Other than the employee at the front door register, I don't think we saw another employee the entire time we were there. The one item that was good was the pita bread. Tried to treat the cucumber mint yogurt as a tzatziki, but the mint was way too strong. All you could taste. Several salads available, but no dressings at all (just oil and vinegar). Why have something labelled as a greek salad without greek dressing? There were 3 different rice dishes. Every one was overcooked and dried out. Tried a chicken dish and all you could taste was cinnamon - no balance at all. While the meatballs were edible, the shredded beef was truly horrible. No gyro or lamb??? Really? The biggest turn-off, besides the nearly inedible food, was the volume of fruit flies around the drink dispensers. They were everywhere. As I said, we love good mediterranean food. This was not it. Ordinarily I understand that restaurants have off days, and will give them another chance. That is not what this was. We will not be back. Everything was bad. We didn't finish even a single plate of food. Paid our $45+ for the bad experience, and left. read more

I've been to various Dimassis locations Houston. I always go for their gyros. This location in the Woodlands is a bit disappointing with their gyros. It's different than other dimassis since you have to order it at the counters once ordered, they grill it to serve. It's sliced very thick. I prefer it thinly sliced. read more

Dimassi's Mediterranean Buffet - Gyro - Mediterranean Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

I wish I could give 0 stars. This is absolutely the WORST food I have ever received. I worked 4am-5pm and wanted to have a nice meal without cooking and instead I get some disgusting meat and half an onion shoved in a wrap. It was ONLY ONION!? I took two bites, one by itself self and another adding my own hot sauce to cancel out how foul this tasted. I literally had to vomit just thinking about this atrocity. I also ordered the eggplant and it looked like canned dog food that was stored for decades & tasted like vinegar. read more

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Great buffet !!! Fresh food! Plenty of selections. The hot food is hot and the cold food is cold. read more

This is a great buffet with a variety of great options. The price is right too. It's clean with a family oriented atmosphere.

A little high priced for a buffet at $21.99 ea but then again this is located right outside the woodlands mall. You might call and ask for prices and maybe during week it is cheaper??? Maybe this was the weekend price? but you can also order steak and or their proteins and they will grille to order fresh. Plenty of choices and gluten free if that is your thing. Near end if buffet they have a really spicy and hot steak and veggies item that I really liked but I like spicy. Everything you see on my plate was very good. Plenty of parking and plenty of tables. I would go again for sure. read more

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Was HORRIBLE just ordered dosnt know how to cook AT ALL everything was BLAND only thing that was good was the soup but the pita bread horrible it's not even pita bread the chicken was NOT GOOD at all I was so hungry and then the tahini AWFUL that's not even how to make tahini it's literally yogurt n dill how hard can that be .... read more

The owner is a fat moron that sits in the dining room on his phone ignoring guests. Only customers willing to overpay for this mediocre food are old people that don't know good Mediterranean food. Don't come here unless you like bad service and overpriced premade meat. read more

You can always find something that you will love even if you are not familiar with Mediterranean cooking. Food is nicely served and hot.

Lots of choices in the buffet. Food is decent but I do think this buffet is overpriced. The hummus and salad variety is one of the best parts of the buffet. They also do lamb shanks and euro if you ask at the buffet line. read more

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Dimassi's has been here awhile and six years is a long time between reviews. What has changed? Not much.Background music remains a relief from kitchen noises. Exposed pipe, ducts, electrical wiring compete with subtle lighting, granite tables, and the brown and black color scheme decor. Frankly, I find little that appeals to me about the food: Seasoning always seems lacking and meat's always seem dry.....but ONE thing keeps me interested: The humble eggplant. By Golly, this is what I must have about every 6 years! Baba ghanoush and a stewed eggplant in pomegranate paste: who would've thunk SO GOOD! read more

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Ate here after driving in from New Orleans and it was definitely worth the money. Everything tasted so fresh! I loved the okra and the falafels! And yes the pita bread was fresh baked! Definitely good To note though that the lamb shank is ONLY during dinner hours.. we thought it was part of the buffet all day according to TikTok... The guys at the buffet were helpful, but I do wish there was someone there when you walk in so that we could be told what to do and expect. We kind of just walked in and helped our self. Overall, it was a very nice and chill spot for some delicious Mediterranean food read more

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Food was delicious with a ton of variety. Everything is clearly labeled. Restaurant is very clean, I love this! Pretty good value, we will be back. read more

Dimassi's Mediterranean Buffet - Mediterranean Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

I came here for dinner and while the location itself is beautiful, spacious and would be great for large groups, the food was lackluster. I have been to several Dimassi's across the greater Houston area and always had a delicious experience so we were a little disappointed to have food that was not well seasoned and limited selection compared to normal. read more

Food is always fresh and counter clean. We eat here every couple weeks right when they open on the weekends. Pretty pricey, but for the quality of food, it's worth it. read more

What a great location. Dimassi's makes me happy in general. The Woodlands drive does not. However, this is a Dimassi's worth visiting. We came hungry, sweaty, and frustrated after helping a lovely couple move to their new abode. We needed lots of sustenance and water/tea/soda. I had to run to the restroom...it was clean. Yay! Even though we were sweaty Buffalo, the staff treated us well. Their food was fresh, the buffet sanitary, and the taste...it was amazing. I don't know how much lifting furniture makes things taste better, but I was ravenous. The freshness was so evident that I wanted to eat like Miss Piggy. Great food, great taste, pretty location. This is an awesome Dimassi's and it's in the freaking Woodlandss, which is the only real negative. read more

Ehhh not the best tasting food. Wasn't very fresh, just tasted dry or old. I did enjoy the kale salad tho.

Food was delicious, especially for a buffet, with a LOT of variety. Multiple types of hummus, multiple types of Mediterranean salads and vegetables and side dishes, and LOTS of meat options! Chicken, steak, meatballs, kebabs, all delicious! The buffet was well- stocked, with lots of fresh food added while we were there. The restaurant was not too loud- we could talk across the table and be heard clearly. The main reason for us eating there was- our family has food allergies, and not many places offer options. We were blown away at the number of gluten-free, dairy-free, and nut-free options available here. Everything was CLEARLY marked, which was super nice. We will be back! read more

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Our class of '78 had an impromptu reunion due to one of our former classmates would be in town for a wedding, coming from NYC! A couple drove in from Austin, and several of us from all over the city, with none residing in the Woodlands, actually. We chose this restaurant and was not disappointed- the owner/cashier was very welcoming, the restaurant was very clean and spacious, food was great with lots of selections. I specially liked the fried fish and it was much tastier than other Dimassis locations ! All the salads tasted fresh and looked appetizing, and hot foods were nice and hot! Thank you for a nice dining experience! read more

My daughter and I ventured there on a Tuesday night, traffic was bad and I thought it would be a good way to let the traffic go down. We had wanted to go there for a while, so what the heck. First impressions, typical buffet, fillers first, proteins after from what we knew. We questioned each other as it said lamb shanks and gyro was available and it was not accessible on the buffet itself. So after the first round I had asked some staff about it, and they said you needed to ask the staff behind the counter (there was none ironically enough). We eventually did get the gyro and shanks. I will say I love lamb of all sorts, this did not measure up. Fortunately, you are only allowed 1 shank per person for the evening. The gyro was decent, but way too thick of slices. It felt like biting into a meatball. The salads and sides were severely lacking in flavor or off flavored. The desserts were dry as they are left out open air. I will say when we got there, it was 6 pm, only one other table was filled and the food was stacked. I cannot say how long it was there before our arrival, but the place started to get people arriving around 7, and that is when I started seeing some trays on the hot table being swapped out. It is an all you can eat buffet, so timing is important and expectations should not be too high as it is a balance of one fulfilling a need to consume mass quantities and one making a living. Would I go again, maybe not to this one as many reviews say the other locations are better. Same recipes, different hands I imagine. I will try a different location, but not too soon. It was quiet inside, clean and tables were cleared quickly. read more

I love Dimassi's , the food is fresh , They have a lot of options, gluten free, vegetarian, vegan, carnivore. Very family oriented.. I definitely recommend this place.. read more

Got food poisoning. No response from management when I contacted them. So disappointing.

Great food and ambiance! Courteous staff. Wide selection of dishes. Dessert options could be improved.

Food was meh...Mediocre food at best. Almost no salt or seasoning. While the menu is varied, there is very little flavor on the items. Cook and servers don't seem to understand or follow Mediterranean Culture and flavors. Won't be coming back unfortunately. Had high expectations for this place. Nothing wrong with the People, but this doesn't resemble good authentic quality food. read more

Dimassi's Mediterranean Buffet - Lentil Soup - Mediterranean Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

everything tasted the same and the chicken was dry. BLAND BLAND BLAND I ate it because I was hungry, it was delivery via Instacart/Uber so I couldn't send back or I would have. I also ordered Tsziki sauce and got two garlic spreads instead. I am glad it was a buy one get one free or I would be even more upset having had to pay full price. I recommend other locations for this style of food. read more

We went on a recent trip to Dimassi's to fulfill our Mediterranean cravings. Since the venue is a buffet style of serving, it can always be a gamble depending upon the time of the day. This visit was around lunchtime and the restaurant was fairly busy. The line was long at the buffet, but it was worth the wait. The workers were replenishing the food trays constantly, as there was a restaurant full of hungry patrons. I pretty much got my standard items that I get every time: from the likes of salad, tabouli, hummus, baba ghanouj, Mediterranean potatoes, chicken cubes, kebabs, gyro meat and grape leaves. There are numerous other items on the menu, so choose whatever u desire. Dimassis does have a reward program, where you get your reward card stamped for each visit, and then your 12th visit is free. read more

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Not as good as other locations that we have been to, including Tomball, Katy, and even Irving. No gyro available and baklava was flavorless and burned on bottom. Several dishes were insanely spicy. My teenage son was told he could not have a lamb shank. There was no more, then we watched them give away several after. Smaller location, not as much seating and fewer choices for a higher price. I'm very disappointed. We loved every other Dimassi we have been to. Understaffed for table cleanups. read more

A really enjoyable Mediterranean dinner buffet without the guilt of gluttony! Whether you're a vegetarian or an omnivore, this buffet will satisfy your needs. All of the selections are of a lighter fare, comprised of vegetables and meats that are not heavy, salty, fatty or greasy. The price is reasonable and the dining area is kept clean. This gem of a buffet is located in the heart of the Woodlands and serves a really tasty variety of what I believe is Greek style buffet foods, for about $18 per person. Starting on the end where the plates are, you can select from several varieties of hummus, multiple types of salads, different types of rice, and variable meats (beef, chicken and fish). There are also fresh pita breads at the end of the buffet line to dip into your hummus or make your own gyros. ***But I believe that the best meat item is the lamb!! The secret to getting the lamb is that you ask the staff behind the buffet counter for the lamb and they will cook it and serve it on a plate with a fresh cucumber sauce when it's ready. The standard procedure is that once it is ready they will ring a bell and you come back to retrieve it. It's not out on the standard buffet line/you have to ask for it. I guarantee you this is the most delicious gyro style lamb that I have found so far in this area! The staff is very friendly and attentive. They make sure that fresh food is continually available and also make sure that the tables are cleaned quickly and efficiently. Overall, Dimassi's deserves two BIG thumbs up for providing a very satisfying and fresh buffet! As a bonus, since it is all fresh and the majority is vegetables, you'll leave full & satisfied, guilt free!. read more

Dimassi's Mediterranean Buffet - Dining area and buffet table. - Mediterranean Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas

I updated this. This Dimassi location is now similar food tastes with the other locations. The service is good, as well as the ambiance.

I've been to a few of the Dimassis location, and this one was just as great as the others! The staff working is so friendly and kind, and the restaurant itself is massive with plenty of seating. The Mediterranean food they are serving is actually incredible. I'll admit when I first heard that it was a Mediterranean buffet, I was a bit skeptical. However, Dimassis has truly become my favorite Mediterranean restaurant! They have about a dozen salad options, with plenty of fresh veggies. They also have many different protein options as well. Just note that if you want the gyro you just need to order upon request! It comes out delicious and crispy, and you don't want to go without getting this with your meal. They also have coffee and dessert, which is a great way to finish off your meal. Surprisingly for all this good food, on weekends the buffet is $16. You truly can't get a better price or even food then here! read more

I love DiMassi's! The food is always fresh and delicious. I love that, as a buffet, you can get what you want without having to end up with a plate of other stuff. I can't even say what my favorites are because I love it all! You can also order to go, which is great. read more

Always a pleasure to go here. It was truly busy for Father's Day but they kept everything full and fresh!

The food was hot and tasty as usual. This is a do-it-yourself buffet. If you are looking for service while you are eating, this is not it. You go, you sit, you buffet, you get your own drinks, you get your own refills, you eat until you are done, you pay. Complaints about service are amazing, as there is NONE. There is not supposed to be. Handle your own experience. The food is great. Come on down and enjoy some great eats! read more

Was very glad to go to this restaurant again. I haven't been in about a couple of years, but their food is still so good. It is very well cooked with very good flavor. Of course, the price has gone up but it's ok I'll go again. The buffet area is always clean, and the dining area is very spacious. The staff always friendly. read more

This location is okay, but they seemed to be missing the gyro meat that they have at other locations. The lemon grilled chicken was good, as was the beef kifteh. The rose punch was probably better than I've tasted at other locations. read more

The food was a little worse than the other Dimassi's I've been to, but nice atmosphere. The main meets were a little dry. Maybe bad timing.

We like to come here, but it is going down hill and I can no longer sit back and pretend it's not. Nearly every time we go, the lettuce is so old that it's literally all rusted. The bathroom smells like sewage and has for a long time. There's very few English speaking people to help you and tonight, there was none. It's the Woodlands, they are t hurting for money and at $20 a pop per person, I think they can afford to step up their game. Hoping they read this and make some changes. read more

Really the worst Mediterranean food I've had in my life. Beef was dry like it was cooked days ago and microwaved. Bread stale and dry. Salad old. Dessert soggy and unappetizing. The workers look miserable as does the guy manning the counter and it's expensive at $25/person. Overall extremely mediocre, overpriced and not worth it at all. Not sure what's up with the other positive reviews but can either imagine they're shills or have never tried authentic Mediterranean food. Save your money, your appetite and time and look elsewhere. read more

Considering the issues with the pandemic the place is pretty good the foods OK there's still a very wide selection except they now serve you instead of you serving yourself there was a few of my favorite dishes that were missing but all in all everything was OK there's not really any service because it is a Buffay and you have to order from the Gyro meat if you want it and they make it fresh for you right there but they didn't offer anything with the leg of lamb you have to ask for that spot especially read more

Dimassi's Mediterranean Buffet - Buffet - Mediterranean Near Me - The Woodlands, Texas