I chose two stars for this grade simply based on the two-star description: 'Meh. I've experienced better.' SPOT-ON, Yelp.
First of all, KUDOS to Dimassi's for actually putting the front door on the FRONT of the building. The previous tenants [Margarita Ranch] had the door on the side, and it just didn't seem right.
We, like several others, came here using their $13.00 Groupon offer. We were also charged $2.15 for taxes on the full $21.98 normal price which was a little odd and devalued the Groupon a bit, but we paid it and went about our lunch business.
While I always did like the Ranch decor, Dimassi's has completely stripped the place down. Like another Yelper said, it's quite reminiscent of a high school cafeteria. As soon as you walk in the front door, you are greeted by a cash register on the left, a long buffet at the back, and a vast, stoic room of tables and chairs. Want to have a private conversation during your meal? Look elsewhere. I only hope they plan on decorating the place a bit more, because my son's pediatrician's office has a more lively atmosphere than Dimassi's.
I started with the Greek salad, your basic blend of lettuce, tomatoes, kalamata olives and Feta cheese. I had to pick out several pieces of lettuce that looked a bit sketch. The salad description on the buffet tent included olive oil and Balsamic vinegar, but it was only after I sat down did I realize it was NOT already mixed into the greens.
Speaking of descriptions on the buffet tent, it would have been nice to actually reference the tags while I was making my selections. They were ALL over the place - while the tilapia was very tasty, I wish I knew what the sauce was because it definitely wasn't the same as the pulled meat label [which was easily four spots to the left]. I skipped over the gyros and the chicken fajitas considering they looked very sad and dry. I opted for a few large pieces of cauliflower, a piece of grilled chicken and, against my better judgement, a small piece of chicken kebab. While the grilled chicken thigh was extremely good, the poor little mustard-marinated kebab was NOT. Again, sad and dry. My husband confirmed the gyro also followed suit...
I DO give a thumbs-up to the hot pita bread. There is little in life more satisfying than a hot, fresh, fluffy pita. I stuffed half with some of my salad greens, chicken and a smear of hummus. Yummo!
I didn't try their large selection of rice, the falafel [again, looked pretty dry] or the two soups, but the rice looked fresh and fluffy...like...rice. However, I did make some room for a small dish of rice pudding with a good sprinkle of cinnamon. I had to stop myself at one serving. SO good!
The one thing that confused my husband and I the most is that it was about 2p when we made our visit -- WELL after the lunch rush. However, this didn't stop them from having the full HEAPING trays of meats and at least 30 pita bread on the buffet. This may explain why the meats were so dry; I certainly hope they don't carry it over to dinner service!
We came, we saw, we ate, and we lived to tell about it. Would we go back? Eh, maybe if they're still there in about six months and have had some time to decorate and cut back on their lunch hours...and if there was another Groupon. Would we go back tomorrow at full-price? Nah. Not when Andalou's is right across the street. read more