Going in to this restaurant, I wasn't sure what to expect, as this was my first time dining in Texas. The reviews seemed very mixed, so I decided to try it out for myself, as this was one of the more unique and interesting restaurants I could find in San Antonio. I don't ever write restaurant reviews, but felt compelled to after this meal.
My major complaint has to do with the pricing. I have lived in New York City and dined in the more expensive cities in the country (Seattle, San Francisco, LA, etc) but found the cost versus portion/quality of this meal to be ridiculous even by those standards. Were the meats good? Yes. Were the flavors memorable or unique? No. The cheese selection was also nothing special, and we paid $4 extra to add those on. For a $35 meat and cheese plate, these cheeses should not have cost extra, especially considering they were pretty standard flavors. The meat portions were the smallest portions I have ever received on a charcuterie board (for the price) and the pickled Vegetables were nothing more than standard cucumbers. At this price tier, I expect a variety of pickled vegetables. The mustards were good quality, but the jams lacked depth and tasted more like preserves to be spread on toast. The 4 meats, 2 cheeses, and a few slices of pickle came out to $40. To compare, my most recent charcuterie board from a butcher shop in Seattle, The Shambles, included 3 meats, 2 pates, 3 cheeses, and 5 different pickled vegetables for $31, and the quality and inventiveness was spectacular. I wish I had pictures for you, but forgot to take one at Cured.
Now, on to the drinks. Again, the drinks were good and we enjoyed them because We wanted a cocktail with dessert. However, I'm confused as to what makes them worth $15. I had a drink with mezcal and Cynar , while my boyfriend's drink had rye, luxardo and cognac. These ingredients are nothing crazy or complex, and yet they are priced the same as some of the nicer cocktail bars in NYC. I just want to know why? I would be fine to pay in the $10-$12 range, but $15 is way too much considering that it's not a dedicated cocktail bar.
The dessert I absolutely loved and was fine paying $10 for each because I felt the quality and flavor was up to par. I had the blood orange upside down with cardamom ice cream and the donut bread pudding with whiskey ice cream. Creative and fun, although the blood orange cake was very, very small.
As for the service, I'm pretty laid back when it comes to that and try not to let it get in the way of the meal. I will say that our first round of drinks took 15-20 minutes to get to us, and I was starting to get a little antsy. Same thing with the third round. Everything else was fine as far as service.
My final thoughts are that I just really felt ripped off with the meal overall. Either the portions need to be bumped up, or the taste and inventiveness need to improve significantly. Cocktails either need to have more depth or the price needs to come down. I would just really love to know what the reason is for such a high price to portion and quality ratio. I have no problem spending money on good food, but this was pretty offensive. Is the rent in San Antonio that much higher than the rest of the major cities in the country (I was under the impression that this was a cheaper city overall, but I could be wrong)? Did the owner make a bad investment in the building? Is the restaurant just greedy? I'm curious.
Considering we were able to walk right in without a reservation and get a seat at 7:30 on a Saturday, maybe other people are feeling the same as me. I hope this helps give you an idea of what to expect, and I hope the owner takes these issues into consideration, as this could be a great restaurant! read more