If only I could give zero stars... or negative stars...
To be honest, I'm not even sure where to start. In light of being positive, I will begin with Cox Communications version of "great": Mediocre. True, when the services work, they work well. And compared to the alternative-- dashing to the public library or to campus with my laptop at hand or stealing bad connection from a neighbor-- sure, having my very own monopoly-provided internet services is fabulous. But this "fabulous" is still pretty mediocre...
*Drawing in a deep breath*
Nothing began on the right foot. NOTHING. Between two computer science majors and a math major surviving in the technology-driven 21st century, my roommates and I aren't totally oblivious when it comes to installing a basic home network and setting network preferences on a few laptops. Yes indeedy, college taught us how to follow directions. Yet Cox communications threw us a challenge, providing outdated software that not only didn't work but managed to prevent our laptops from finding the network at all. But thank goodness for the two unholy hours spent with Cox tech support, starting from scratch and working up to the realization that the software included in the home installation bundle was as useful as picking a lock with a hot dog. But finally we were up and running.
For a magical year, we didn't have any huge problems--a service call to fix some ancient cable splitters, some modem resetting after a power outage. They were flaky with some their service calls--promising to call two of us when they arrived, and either not calling anyone or only calling the person who was in class, coming late, not coming at all, etc but the service wasn't horrible so we didn't think much of it. And then we cancelled cable to save some money. That was easy---say "No" to the million services they try to bribe you with, sound stiff and, in a militant tone, demand that your cable service be cancelled. But bringing it back? Oh that was like resurrecting Joan Rivers' network TV career.
You would think that with all of their promotional discounts, bundling, etc, there would have been more enthusiasm when we called to get cable back. They said they would send a technician to flip the video trap. "Tomorrow." Two weeks of all sorts of attempts ensued. One of the times I called their tech support, I actually got a helpful and friendly guy who spent more than 30 minutes trying to help me, then suggested that I try to contact the television company, and even looked up the phone number for me. I wish I could meet him and hug him, but he was an exception. Fingers pointed in all directions; maybe it was the cable, the cable splitter, the televsion. After two and a half weeks of obnoxious battle, they finally "sent a technician out" and he actually arrived. They had never flipped the video trap in the first place. And when I called to make sure we would be refunded for the two and half weeks of cable that we did not get, the bundle of sunshine who spoke to me acted like they were doing me some fabulous favor.
Cox's third and most recent installment of obnoxious came to us when we moved, and begrudgingly "opted" to transfer our internet services (which their perky automated telephone hold recording will tell you is really super awesomely neat and awesome). Ode to joy. Installment again. Didn't work of course. Of course. I spent 10 minutes with phone tech support who directed me to try other cables in our apartment, and that they would call me back in 30 minutes to go through the same process with that cable. I plugged into another cable... and washed a desk, a nightstand, and a bookcase with wood soap, loaded the dishwasher and cleaned the kitchen. After more than an hour, I called them. As if that first, last and only cable we tried was my last hope for internet, Mr. Happy Sunshine told me my only other option was to have a service technician come out. Suddenly, the appointment was booked, no problemo. Sketchy. The guy who came out knew what was going on, and arrived! He even arrived on time. Extra credit! But the 10 minutes he spent doing what else than hooking the modem up to a different cable has landed us with an $80 charge. $8/ minute? I am attempting to send an email to refute this charge, but ironically (or maybe not, considering it IS Cox) their email link doesn't work.
Whether I were a full-time student (as I am now) or working full-time (as many people are), I do not have time to battle the endless miscommunication mistakes made by a communication company who claims to be the premier provider. The sad fact is they are the only provider. The only other option is stringing up some Campbell's cans for phone calls, giving people a literal thumbs up for their polaroids for internet, and learning to juggle. read more