I have been internet stalking this place since it opened. It has two of my favorite things: small plates and the South End. What's not to like, right? Not to mention, the reviews have been stellar. Ken Orringer's adventures have been hit or miss for me. This was somewhere in between, on the cusp of miss.
The bf and I were in the neighborhood yesterday and stopped by for a late lunch. We sat outside on pretty blue metal tables with orange cloth umbrellas. The place was pretty empty and the staff was gearing up for dinner service.
There was a limited menu, of course. This menu thinly resembled the menu on Coppa's website that I had been stalking for months, which was a serious problem for me. Yes, menus change, but that change (as well as any other) should be reflected in your site so foodie detectives like me can make informed decisions. That plus the limited scenario was pretty annoying. The menu design was also annoying, especially in the salumi section. Nothing was explained or translated into English, and lists looked like paragraphs without each item being separated. This basically created the need for the waitress to give me an explanation of 75% of the menu, which was, especially for a knowledgeable foodie like me, frustrating and embarrassing.
We ended up ordering two of the stuzi: a zucchini pesto and marcona almond crostini and marinated mushrooms. We also ordered a middle-aged salumi (a salami, not a proscuitto) and the salumi con Pepe panini. I considered a pizza, but at $15 it's way more expensive than Picco, and I doubt it's half as good.
Our service was meh. It was sunny and 80+ degrees outside, yet our water was lukewarm and rarely filled. The crostini was large and unwieldy with topping not only in a heaping portion on the top, but as a bed underneath the bread. It was damned near impossible to cut it into pieces to share. The pesto was made with cheese and shredded zucchini, and was almost unbearably salty. It definitely needed acid or sugar to make the flavor balanced. The almonds seemed like an afterthought that did nothing for the dish except make charging $5 for one piece of crostini seem almost reasonable. Its one redeeming quality was that my bf liked it despite hating zucchini specifically and veggies in general.
The "marinated" mushrooms were really pickled. The rosemary in their description on the menu was also almost nonexistent. They were very sweet, which I like, but will probably not be for everyone. They were good, but not what we had anticipated given their description.
My salumi was delicious but made me angry. Really angry. The plate was smaller than the teacup saucers I have at home and it was covered in silver-dollar-sized slices of salumi so thin that they were translucent. That was it. No accompaniments of any kind. Not a cracker, a toast point, a piece of fruit, or mustard. When the menu says "Salumi, $9" I am right to assume that this is a salumi plate, and that it is more than salumi flakes on a mini saucer. The combined weight of this salumi was about equal to 4 small pieces of regular pepperoni. For $9. Yes it is expensive, and delicious, and boutique, but the whole thing was just insulting.
The salumi con Pepe sandwich is the reason this place gets 3 stars. It was delicious and absolutely loaded with cured meats. It was a rather small sandwich, and the amount of meat on it compared to my salumi plate which cost the same $9 made me all the more angry. It was my bf's sandwich, and he took pity on me and split it. It was dressed with arugula and a delicious vinaigrette, but was not really pressed as a panini should be. It was good enough that I would come back and order it to go.
One piece of crostini, a handful of tiny pickled mushrooms, 1/30 lb of salumi, and a sandwich cost $30. That is ridiculous. The selling point of this restaurant is the ability to get little gourmet snacks at a very reasonable price. Coppa did not deliver. read more