If you date a girl from Hong Kong, it's a China FLING
If you're from Buffalo, in Hong Kong, try a China WING
If you go to Karaoke in Hong Kong, hear China SING
But if you want authentic Chinese food, CHINA KING!
If you're wearing gold made in Shanghai, China BLING
If The Police (the band) play in Guangzhou, China STING
All the wonders that a trip out here will China BRING
But if you want home style noms, go to CHINA KING!
If you like to partner swap in Xi'an province, China SWING
If you propose in Shenzhen, then give her a China RING
If you wanna enter her Forbidden City, try BEIJING
And if you want Chinese in Buffalo = CHINA KING!
I'm Michael Jackson, be my Pretty Young China THING
You're pretty fly (for a Chinese guy) said the OFFSPRING
I'll run to you like Bryan Adams, ouch my China HAMSTRING
But if you're starving in Amherst, go to CHINA KING!
I'm so thrilled with this restaurant, I'll Stage-5 China CLING
Think there's better round here? You must be CHONGQING
Omg this tastes so good I think I'm KUNMING
No wonder I'm referred to as the VA CHINA KING
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As I said before, when I lived in Virginia (VA), they used to call me the VA China King.
What to get: Beef w Black Pepper off the Chinese Menu, or Chicken w/Black Pepper is how I usually get it (off menu). Salt N Pepper Fish. Chicken w/Egg Sauce. Mapo Tofu.
What else: Any Homestyle Chinese Menu item
Had a really bad start with them, years ago, they made me a large instead of the small I ordered (Shrimp Curry), with no extra spice which I asked for. I told them I'd small price ($6) not the large price ($12) because it had been their mistake. She refused to refund, refused to make me a small, refused to charge me for a small, and I refused to take the large since I had not ordered it.
So she kept the $12 and kept my food, and I walked out with nothing having been robbed of $12 and screamed at. I'm principled. I don't take to being robbed. But the food is too good for me to stop coming, so I've just been careful with my orders since then. However, I'd have been here twice as often over the years if that incident had never happened, so it ended up costing them hundreds - literally.
But all that aside, what you have here is some of the best - and by far the best value - authentic home style Chinese food in WNY. The Americanized portion of the menu (on the printed menus) is pretty good, from the General Tso to the Curry Shrimp. But the Chinese stuff (which is only listed on the wall, hand-written, not on any printed menu), consists of about 60 items, a few of which are soups, all absolutely fabulous. And cheap. And miles better than the fake sh**.
Sadly the vast majority of Americans order the fake sh**. And yes I look at them in a judgy way and yes you're all basic AF if that is you. Eating fake American food designed for people with no real palette, that an actual Chinese person would never be caught dead eating. Just an FYI.
So, those home style dishes. What is more fabulous is that they all cost between $5 and $6.50. You can't really ask for much more than that. They're decent sized, and you can buy 2 of them for the same price as 1 home style dish elsewhere.
Beef noodle soup is good, pork w pickled veg soup is better, pork chop noodle soup is best. The rest? Get Beef w Black Pepper (order it off menu as Chicken w/Black Pepper if you want, same price), with onions, mushrooms, white rice and lots of wonderful sauce. Add Sriracha yourself. Perfection.
Dishes such as Salt N Pepper Pork Chop/Shrimp are pretty incredible too. Shrimp/Beef/Chicken with Egg Sauce are amazing, well worth a try. Garlic Sauce dishes - sweet but good. Shredded Pork dishes - excellent. Pork Chop dishes, Pork w/ Pickled Cabbage - great.
Chinese menu:
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/china-king-restaurant-buffalo-3?select=eNUHeQd-kaJ8jjscRG7UfQ&userid=Hi10sGSZNxQH3NLyWSZ1oA
Soups:
https://www.yelp.com/biz_photos/china-king-restaurant-buffalo-3?select=F7umItd8jCaB70u-407NuA&userid=Hi10sGSZNxQH3NLyWSZ1oA
Special credit to chef guy who made me a shrimp curry with 5 minutes until closing, tasted divine. Other home style menus in WNY at Mandarin Garden (Chicken Eggplant!), Peking Quick One (Poached Pork!), China Taste (best in town! So many dishes!), Crystal, Gin Gin (Salt Pepper Chicken Chop).
And by the way, China King is owned by Billie Jean King, Stephen King, and Ben E King. You're welcome to go here to eat with me, just as long, as you stand, stand by me. Stand by me. And darlin, darling, stand. By me. Oh stand. By me.
Anyway if you love Chinese food, I think I can see you're For China. Wait. Is that true? Can I see you're For China? read more