It's sad that organizations like this--originally started with stars in their eyes about their "great mission" of giving bikes to folks in the so-called "third world" (a phrase that in and of itself is completely insulting)--end up becoming, over time, a bunch of lackluster hippies with the "oh yeah man, we're too cool to be competent" vibe. They're too wrapped up in their own press clippings and glowing reviews (usually from other hippie baby boomers who, also with stars in their eyes, are too intimidated by these teenage slackers to demand respect, intelligence, or the basic competence to train kids to actually do their jobs).
Sure, I've tried to support them. Over the past 20 years I've probably been there half a dozen times. Every single time, I've walked away aggravated by the bullshit, the inflated prices, and the "don't you understand, we're saving the world?" attitude of these hip zombies. I just couldn't keep throwing my hard-earned dollars into a place simply because it's supposed to be socially correct.
Example: at the dawn of the electric bike era, I took my e-bike into their shop. Some snot-nosed kid finally dragged himself over to "help" me and said, "We really, you know, man, don't support this whole e-bike thing because, you know, they're not like really bikes, you know?"
It was one of those comments so fucking stupid I couldn't even respond. I just left and pushed my broken bike sadly back down Amory Street towards home.
Years went by. Then, finally, I see that Bikes Not Bombs is selling electric bikes. "Wow, cool," I thought, "I'll give them another chance." Big mistake. I brought my bike in only to be told: "We can't really help you because we don't support that particular electric bike. We only support the ones we sell."
Here's the kicker: they only sold one brand of electric bikes. And as someone who was an early adopter of this technology, I knew that brand wasn't even very good. So, in other words, they weren't just arrogant--they were incompetent and pushing mediocre products.
I pointed out--calmly, I might add--that my bike wasn't even some off-brand junker. It was built around the famous Copenhagen Wheel developed at MIT. The wheel itself was the only electric component. All I wanted was a tune-up on the non-electric parts, exactly like a regular bike. You'd think that might finally click for them. But no. The kid just parroted the same sentence over and over like a broken robot: "We can't support electric bikes other than the ones we sell."
I don't mean to be cruel, but if there's any justice in the universe, the bowels of hell will open up and swallow these people whole. Perhaps Dante himself could create a very special ring of fire just for them. read more