The Seven Deadly Sins: Lust, envy, greed, wrath, gluttony, pride and sloth.
Me: "Don't worry about the cake honey. I'll take care of it!"
When it comes to Baskin-Robbins ....I'm a sinner.
Lust - An intense insatiable desire.
Sometimes I wish I could celebrate my birthday everyday of the year. If my b-day were everyday, I would order a small, Baskin-Robbins Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Devil's Food Ice Cream Cake for myself every single day.
Envy - A jealous desire to have something.
I have a pretty good job; but oh how I envy the people that work at Baskin-Robbins.
Sometimes I say to myself "To hell with it! I'm going to work at Baskin-Robbins." Oh how I would love to work where I'm surrounded by B-R's 31 ice cream flavors.
Greed - Overly excessive desire and pursuit of material possessions.
Sometimes I walk in Baskin-Robbins knowing what I'm going to order. But I still ask the salesgirl that I envy for a pink spoon of the Jamoca Almond Fudge; Pralines and Cream; Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough; Strawberry Shortbread and some of the other 31 B-R ice cream flavors.
This particular day was my birthday and twenty minutes earlier I was at Dee Lite Bakery where I bought an oblong Passion Cake. I had the salesgirl write "Happy Birthday" on that cake.
Now I'm in Baskin-Robbins, I got MY small Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Devils Food Ice Cream Cake and had the salesgirl that I envy write "VAL" on the cake.
I pay for MY cake and as I am leaving, I ask for a taste of Wild and Restless; Vanilla and Strawberry Cheesecake ice cream.
I mean, what was she going to say? No! I just spent over $20.00 on MY ice cream cake.
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Wrath - Uncontrolled feeling of anger.
I get home and show my gf and her daughter the two cakes. The mood was happy and joyful. I start putting candles on MY ice cream cake when suddenly my gf's daughter says "Can I have an end piece of the ice cream cake?"
Me: "W-W-W-HAT?"
I explain that I didn't see her name on the cake. I explain that the name on the cake was "VAL" and therefore was mine.
Me: "NO!!!"
Gf's daughter: "But I love B-R ice cream cake!! It's my favorite cake! Sharing is caring!!"
Ha! Now she was really pissing me off. I pickup MY cake and run in the bedroom and lock the door. I was that mad!!!
I calm down. One minute later I call my gf on her cellphone.
Me: "Honey it me! OK, I just lit the candles. You can start singing happy birthday!"
Gf: "W-W-W-HAT?"
A few seconds later I hear the faint sound of her singing "happy birthday to you ..." through the locked, hollow core, bedroom door.
Gluttony - Over-indulgence and over-consumption of anything to the point of waste.
I blow out the candles and eat MY CCCDDF ice cream cake. I was very happy.
Pride - An excessive love of self. To be overly proud.
I really don't care that my gf and her daughter think I'm weird, crazy, greedy and lustful. That CCCDDF ice cream cake had MY name on it and was mine.
Sloth - A physical laziness. A laziness of spirit.
The cake was delicious. There was a small melted piece of ice cream and cake left that I gave to my gf's daughter....I could feel her WRATH!!
I didn't want to do anything after that ....zzzZZZ!
When if comes to MY favorite cake in the world, the Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Devil's Food Ice Cream Cake, I admit that I succumb to The Seven Deadly Sins.
When it comes to Baskin-Robbins ice cream cakes ....Baskin-Robbin could easily be called Lucifer-Satan.
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