Unassuming Jewel waaaay back behind The Woodlands, TX. Worth the trek. Not only is this place…read morebeautiful, it's mature. Staff is seasoned and professional, even the young staff carry themselves in a refined, respectful manor.
Man, I sound old.
Point is: it was a breath of fresh air.
Now, it is a sports bar. TV Screens you can see from everywhere except the patio.
The real money here is that they make everything scratch when you pick it, and Kimberly expressly impressed upon us, substitute and/or add anything you want. It is all custom made to order! (she didn't literally say "and/or" but you get the idea...I'm paraphrasing)
None of this; $2.95 to add avocado, or $4.95 to add grilled shrimp. $1 to order your protein of choice blackened, $2 add shrimp.
Come on now!!! Do that!
This is the quietest sports bar I have ever been to. Dark Wood interior, booths that tuck you away from the crowd but leave you readily exposed to a plethora of flat screens, so you don't miss the Astros and the Yankees!
I can't go over this whole menu, because it is like a sprawling playground, so many options. And not like a fast-food fiasco either. You just might want ALL of this stuff.
Really, look at the menu, some time went into these names of dishes and array of ingredients.
I use Fish Tacos as one of my staple "check this place out" orders. $1 blackened my Cod Tacos and
YES! Wnner.
fresh made slaw, pretty spicy Adobo Sauce, delicate tortilla, not doughy or thick. And yeah, it's Carb night for Daddy, sweet potato fries...Can I have a moment..."Good" is embarrassed next to these fries. These things rock! I stole my boy's ranch to dip them in. (Don't judge; I can't stand Ketchup)
My wife gets the Grilled Chicken Wrap, Its huge. She took half home.
My son is yes, still a child, and gets the Chicken Fingers and fries with Lemonade, from their "Small Appetites" menu page, he couldn't finish it. Are you getting the portion picture here?
I had to, HAD to, order the smoked pulled pork Oklahoma Kitchen Sink Nachos! A half order, mind you, and we could have left after that and been happy. My first nacho chip didn't even have pork on it and I could taste the smoke, kitchen crafted Pico with a lime bite, Connie's Queso and enough melty Chedder to make your cardiologist throw a flag on the field.
It's always hard to say you have a new best friend, but, hard to deny as well...I want at least 15 other items on this menu.
The Loo Review, less spectacular, almost don't want to end on it, but here goes... there is a separate sit-down door and its a real door, not a truck-stop stall. Tastefully white tiled, all the stuff you need, and basically, just-get-back-out-there-and-enjoy-the-food adornments. See pics. Clean and tidy, except for the fact this is a sports bar and everybody isn't blessed with aim.
Back to the place, did I mention the super-fly patio? draped with lights and lattice work to keep you "inside the venue".
I can't give it enough 5 stars. We will return for more. You must go!