Ummm, no. Misleading and dishonest, bad pizza.
The Order, 1 Star: (ordered through yelp, schwing!)
-XL cheese pizza topped w jalapeño, garlic, mushroom, onion, and 1/2 pepperoni. The crust was soggy af, yet chewy at the edge. All I could think about was azodicarbonamide (aka "yoga mat additive" found in commercially made bread products...and also used in yoga mats). Alleged additives aside, how can I eat pizza if it's too limp to go on my damn mouth? Mayyyybe on a plate with a fork, no? Well, aside from the fact that they provided neither, nor was there an option to request any on their online menu, that was not an option (but that is a different issue). The sauce took me back to my elementary school cafeteria memories, where our lunch lady ladled our pizza sauce out of gargantuan aluminum cans. The toppings were interesting...not cooked very well, in fact mostly raw. Thank god I'm OK with raw garlic and onions, but I wonder if someone else had received that pie would've reacted. The jalapeños were borderline flavorless, and I had to eat several separated to test if they actually tasted like anything. Verdict? Not really. Not even remotely spicy. The star is for the garlic, not bc it was beaming with pungent flavor, but bc it was gargantuan chunks (which I love), but the ratio of garlic to other toppings was incredible. Usually, when I order an XL pizza, it's bc I intend to eat said pizza in one sitting, like a gluttonous pig. I'll deal with the stomach ache later...But, alas! I had 3 pieces after having starved all day.
Parmesan Cheese: 1 star. Yes, this was part of the ORDER, bc you have to PAY for parm packets. Fucking whack. And, the parm suuuucked. Don't waste your .25¢
The Service: 2 Stars...they were prompt, even before Yelp indicated they'd deliver. The guy had no idea what chili flakes were, and again, no where online was there an option to request or even pay for them. The delivery guy told me my Parmesan cheese was my chili flakes. Oohhhh Kay. He had no napkins, no anything, but a pie box and the 4 parm packets I paid for.
The Trickery: Had this restaurant been listed as PIZZA X TWO (which they ARE) and not Avila's Pizza 2, I would NEVER have ordered. We simply chose this place bc of it's closeness in relation to where it'd be delivered, it wasn't a bullshit chain, AND had killer reviews. The only thing we got right was getting a pizza delivered fast (35 - 40 min on Saturday night at 8pm, not bad). I only knew it was a PIZZA X TWO (ugh!!!) after I paid for it and the true name showed up on my receipt.
Seriously, I'm baffled as to why this place has more than 2 stars. It's not even that cheap!!
Next time, I'll risk more travel time and a not-so-fresh pie by ordering from a reputable place further away. I order pizza like 1x a year and this was a major disappointment.
OVERALL:
Cheap ingredients, soggy AF, flavorless toppings, no condiments, paper plates, napkins, and cutlery, and THEY ARE A PIZZA X TWO. Ugh!!!
I do not recommend to anyone w a penchant for pizza.
xo
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