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    4.7 (463 reviews)
    Closed 8:00 am - 7:00 pm
    Updated 1 month ago

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    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Classy
    Outdoor seating
    Good for kids

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    Delicious!
    Bacong F.

    Exploring Houston and came across this coffee shop with the help of Yelpers. The dessert and latte both hit the spot! Easy parking structure next door.

    Iced matcha
    Brandye C.

    Very GREAT customer service. They were very personable as if they were my family. For a minute, I forgot I was in Houston. I dropped my car to Momentum for service and searched for a nearby coffee shop. Javier at Momentum also recommended this cafe. The matcha and food was good temperature and I was able to get some work done as well. The cafe has a high bar with power supply on the top to plug your devices and wirelessly charge your cell phone. It was pretty chill vibes with some jazz music playing in the background. They offer tea, coffee, breakfast, lunch and cakes/pastries.

    Breakfast croissant
    Alex W.

    Upscale cafe vibes. Breakfast croissant was great and all around very balanced; I would've liked mine a bit flakier, but that's being super nitpicky. The spinach quiche was also very good but not worth the $7 price tag IMO. Comparable to Flour Bakery in Boston if you've been there.

    Pretty coffee art
    Maria S.

    My friends wanted to have lunch at the Café. I ordered a kiche with a side of Greek salad. I was charged $7 for the side of salad. It was a small amount. I wouldn't charge more than $5 or $6. My friend had a burger and asked for a side of bacon. She was charged $4 or $5 for the bacon. She was appalled. The art on the coffees is pretty and there is free parking.

    Richard Y.

    This place deserves a 4.5. The owner and employees are super nice and friendly. The place is spotless, well decorated, and comfortable. For a cafe, the food is really good. Omelet - 4.5/5 a bit on the salty side, but bursting with flavor and ingredients inside Souvlaki plate - 4.5/5 fries were crispy, salad was well dressed, tzatziki had fresh cucumber. Chicken could have been a bit more moist. Egg plate - 4/5 the potatoes were the best part of this, well seasoned. Bacon was thick cut. I even liked the butter. Otherwise it wasn't special, but this is a dish you order because you want consistency, not novelty, so that's fine.

    Juncel A.

    Came in for the first time at this Greek cafe for early dinner with a friend and her kiddo. Cute place, good food, and even better customer service. The place is kind of hidden as it is not in a main road. The restaurant offers garage parking that is shared by a big office building, but there's also street parking available. As we walked in first thing I noticed was that the place seemed bigger outside, but wasn't really an issue as there were plenty of seating available for us. The decor is nice and modern, and the place has a nice laid back but intimate vibe. You order at the counter next to the display of delicious pastries and they bring the food out when its ready. I got the Greek sandwich and my wife got the combo salad that came with salad, dolmades, hummus tzatziki and pita. The sandwich was delicious and tasted fresh and my wife said she enjoyed the variety on her plate. We also got an ekmek to go and that was very delicious. They also serve illy coffee, and the espresso drinks at the table next to us all looked good! We stayed a little bit at the cafe to chit chat and I have to mention the amazing customer service. It definitely felt like a local mom and pop place. Everyone wanted to say hello to the kids in our table and even chatted with us a while - this is just the type of place you want to keep coming back to because of the customer service! Overall, glad to have found this place. We will definitely be back for breakfast or lunch!

    Matcha

    FANTASTIC EXPERIENCE ALL AROUND This was my second time visiting and both times were fantastic. From the beautiful latte art to the flavorful food this is not a place to miss. The service has always been professional and wonderful- can't wait to come back! (P.s if you're ordering a drink the chai latte was fantastic btw) pics from both times visited:

    Spinach Quiche

    I have tried this place 3 times after seeing it on Eat Like Local with Chris Shepard. Twice I had quiche, one spinach/feta and one with bacon/sausage/roasted cherry tomatoes. Both were bursting with flavor!! So tasty! Some of the best tasting quiche I have had in a long while. This pastry chef there add different ingredients to there quiche, rather than making it a simple quiches. The shawarma chicken was pretty good also.

    Shaken Cappucino with honey
    Daisy P.

    Stopped by to study a bit and it was a nice spot! Staff were very friendly & helped with coffee options. The location is great and has space if you're looking to grab a bite & study. The coffee is strong. I ordered a shaken cappuccino where the milk instead of foam and hot it was shaken and iced. I prefer iced and noticed this makes the cappuccino creamy on iced form I liked it! It may be an acquired taste as it was bitter even with adding honey The desserts are amazing!

    strawberry banana smoothie
    Brandon F.

    Anonymous Café has a nice variety of food, but my experience was a little mixed. The pan sausage with eggs, potatoes, and cheddar cheese made for a solid breakfast. The potatoes were cooked well and tasted great, and the eggs were good too. I also appreciated the fresh fruit--everything tasted crisp and sweet. The smoothie was a standout, very delicious and refreshing.

    Edna P.

    This place is my favorite hole in the wall! It's ducked off. Super cute and classy! The food is always amazing. And the service is amazing! I usually get their breakfast croissant sandwich but this chicken is bomb too.

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    The cappuccino and the cortado are for me the best in htown downtown... delicious. I definitely have to go back.

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    Is this place kid friendly?

    Hello Simy. Yes, Anonymous Cafe is kid friendly. The shop is on the smaller size however we have kids dine with us all the time.

    Is this place dog friendly?

    Have not seen dogs there yet, you can call. I’m sure service dog ok

    Anyone know if they are open?

    They're opening on Monday, May 4th at 8 AM. I'm assuming they're sticking with the 25% capacity but they're also doing curbside pickup and online ordering!

    Do they have oat milk?

    I believe that they have soy and almond milk. But I didn't ask about oat milk.

    Are there more gluten-free options in addition to the yogurt parfait?

    Hello Kelly, Many thanks for your question. We have a salad option that is delicious and we can… Read more

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    I always admire a husband and wife duo success story, and that's exactly what I found at Duo! I…read morefirst learned about Duo through signing up for a pilates class, and I fell in love with the place more through the people and the vibes in the connected coffeehouse. From a chat with the barista, I learned that Duo started because the husband had a love for coffee and the wife had a passion for pilates, so they thought "why not combine the two?" The River Oaks location is the founding store and they have since expanded to a second location as well. The people who work here truly seem happy and are eager to share the stories of their founders, which makes the place even more special. During my visit, I tried the birthday cake latte, which is a seasonal drink, and the flavors were also beyond what I've tried elsewhere. I'm typically not a fan of birthday cake flavored items, but I was feeling adventurous so I told the barista to surprise me with a drink from their menu and that's the flavor they ended up picking for me. When I received the birthday cake latte, I wasn't all that excited but all prejudice fell away after the first sip! I didn't adjust any sugar or ice levels like I typically do for my drinks, yet the drink was just right! Overall, I am just amazed by the people, the vision, and the gem of a place that I sort of happened into on a random weekend. I will definitely be returning again frequently for pilates, lattes, and/or fun conversations. Pro tip: initially it looks like visitors have to use street parking, but I confirmed with the staff that the parking lot across from the coffeehouse is free to use as well. Pro tip #2: there is option to order ahead with the QR code in image attached. I have not tried, but that may help skip the lines and make it easier for drink pickup. Pro tip#3: going for pilates here makes it so much easier to grab a quick bite or drink before/after workout!

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