Went to Wing Stop last night and got Atomic wings...(NEVER AGAIN)
Just found out about this place recently. Its BOMB. Love spicy, boneless wings. Anyways I went there with my cuzz last night and tonight was the night, I was gonna try the Atomic wings. I tried everything else and I could handle the hot ones. So I got the 20 piece combo deal. 10 Cajun wings, 10 Atomics, fries, 2 dips and a drink. I took a bite out of an atomic wing and it was about what I had expected. It wasn't really over the top and I kinda liked the burn. Got a little sweat going and mixed with blue cheese dressing, fries, coke it was good. I ate around 6 of them before making my way to the cajun ones which weren't even spicey anymore. My cuz tried one and couldn't handle it and then I tricked my uncle into eating one who ****ing nearly died from it.
Anyways I leave late, go home, eat the rest of the chicken with a big ass chocolate chip waffle and apple pie + fruit. Then I pass out right after eating at about 1am....
I wake up at about 5am with the worst ****ing stomach ache of my life. I feel like I need to sh*t a watermelon. So I run to the bathroom, barely awake and only half realizing wtf is going on. Then a millisecond after pulling down my shorts I release my bowels in a projectile diarrhea like fashion all over my toilet. EVERYWHERE. Not only was this the worst feeling number two of my life, it phucking felt like I was legit sh*tting HOT LAVA out of my ass. It burned soooooooooo bad ZOMG.
For the next hour I was on the sh*tter moaning like an injured horse. I then tried to get up and finish, wash my hands, etc. Then about a minute later I had to sit back down and sh*t more. FINALLY my body was satisfied and I was finished for now. Also on a side note I was lucky enough to have baby wipes.
I went back to sleep and what do you know? At around 9am I have to repeat the whole process over again. It was AWFUL. Now, FINALLY, I am almost 100%, but I think I'll have to go in for one last cleanser dump before I leave the house today.
Moral of story. Careful when you eat a lot of really, REALLY spicey food. Even if it goes down ok. Pepper your angus. SRS. read more