When is YELP going to allow a zero-star rating? Like my grandmother's moustache, this location is not worthy of a single star.
1. Their POS system regularly fails. You learn this after waiting in a non-moving drive thru lane for 30 minutes. Consider yourself lucky because you would have been disappointed had you actually had the opportunity to order.
2. If you do get the chance to order, be flexible! 1/3 of the items you want won't be available anyway.
3. You want fresh, crisp French fries? Tsk, tsk, tsk, silly man! You'll have to go to McDonald's for that! And don't you dare expect them to be hot. Now that I think about it, I wonder if they were actually even cooked at one point. Cold, limp and lifeless. It's as if they were forced to watch the movie Showgirls.
4. Apparently, the staff doesn't know the difference between regular and diet coke (wait-there's a difference??). Whenever I order a diet coke, I always ask the person at the window "so this is diet coke, right???" "Oh. You want a *diet* coke?" "Well, that's what I ordered but you're right-it's actually secret code for grape juice served in a construction boot." One person offered me Dr. Pepper as a substitute because, well, Dr. Pepper is about a similar to Diet Coke as an Ipswich Clam is to a tack hammer. Oh and I stopped trying to order Sprite Zero as 4 out of 5 employees believe that it is not available and will gladly argue with you about it.
5. When the chicken nuggets have been thoroughly overcooked and then dried out under the warming light, don't throw them away! How wasteful. Instead, cook them longer in the microwave to remove any evidence of moisture and freshness. Throw them in the refrigerator before serving however as, keeping with the quality of the fries, we wouldn't want them to be warm. They never have regular nuggets. Ever (they are somewhat mythical, like the Sprite Zero). Regardless of what you order, you will receive spicy nuggets. Oh, and apparently quantities are just an approximation. Order a 10-piece and you will get anywhere from 7 to 14 nuggets. It's like when your stoner roommate loses the bet and has to go pick up the food.
6. Nice thing about this place is consistency. They don't discriminate against any menu items, making sure that any meat product is thoroughly dried out before serving (don't want to go making the chicken nuggets jealous).
In summary, if you want to spend a lot of money for a fast food experience that will provide as much joy, excitement and satisfaction as that which comes from gargling windshield glass, step to the front of the drive thru. But don't be surprised if they can't actually take your order. read more