Let me tell you a story of what happens when you trust the "brokers" who work here. Ready? Lets say you find an apartment, and its in your ideal neighborhood. While you tour it they tell you all about it and then say "well its going to go fast so if you want it you need to get your paperwork in and put down a "small" deposit to take it off the market". You say well its worth it because not only is this an amazing place that the landlord wants somebody in now, but it seems like I can snatch it up. Now you are way ahead of time with your move out date, and you're so excited. And so you pay said massive deposit and think you can finally stop your endless apartment search and although you just paid a thousand bucks, you can breathe again- relief at last!
But wait, no, turns out your "experienced" broker didn't ACTUALLY talk about the rent cost and bedroom size of the apartment with the owner before showing it to you. And guess what? The price and amount of tenants that you thought it was for, isn't what the owner truly wanted. She wants more rent money for the amount of tenants that it was advertised for, even though thats not what the ad says. Your broker's horrible communication skills literally just fucked you because who cares, why not, its not their life. And although they are idiots, they decide they want to work out a deal with you because of how "bad" they feel- they want to relieve you of some of the brokers fee cost (as if they deserve any of it anyway) so that it sorta equals out to what you planned on paying before the new cost happened. You say thats fine, lets do this since I really want this place, my lease is almost up, and I sorta don't have a choice anymore anyway. Phew, its all over.
Nope. Thats when the broker says "well ok, we will get back to you tomorrow morning and let you know if the owner still wants you." Um. What. Excuse me? They tell you that now the owner thinks that even though she personally will be getting the full amount she requested per month from you and your roommates as rent that you can't afford it. (and no, it doesn't matter that your credit and income says that you can, not at all) Tomorrow morning comes around, do they call you? No. Do they answer your texts? No. Then, finally one of them calls you back (you know, after running from their problems for a few hours, because like I said- its not their life) and tells you that she won't make up her mind until the evening. You say thats unacceptable, they say too bad, we "can't do anything" and "hang in there". Evening comes around. Guess what?
You lost the place that you spent money, time, and effort "securing" for yourself, because these idiots don't know how to do their jobs and communicate with the owners of the properties that you want to live in. Your current lease is still going to end at the end of the month, and somebody new will be wanting to move in there as soon as they can. And how many days do you have to tour places (even though that can't happen every day with a real life/job and all), decide which one will work, fill out paperwork, move all of your things out, and move in before time runs out?
10 days. Do yourself a favor- never, EVER trust these morons to do their job. Do not assume that any of the listings are what they say that they are; theres a good chance that they aren't. Theres plenty of other realtors in brooklyn, go there instead. read more