Great local dive bar with friendly staff. I came to Ft. Collins for work and made sure to visit the Town Pump.

absolutely amazing especially for disabled people since I have brain cancer and are just so compassionate and I gave those special stickers about being outdoors and he was a supporter and my daughter Allie and my son Patrick are coming out so it's just a lot of wonderful things about you definite ambience didn't have food service so we'll have to do that next time read more

I have an affinity for historic establishments like this one. Mainly one that doubles as a locals only dive bar! Town Pump was brought into this world more than 100 years ago, 1909 to be exact. The name comes from Old Town's manual supply pump to water their horses. It's primary function was a water trough for horses. And now...well...it pretty much serves the same function... It's a beer trough for bar rats! In addition to its place in local history and its amazing name, it's the smallest bar in Fort Collins. Bar seating and a handful of tables. This setting reminds me of a lot of bars you'll find in Europe. Tiny, communal, everyone knows everybody. I came in here alone for one beer. I nestled up to the bar and immersed myself in the local gossip. The folks around me were generally friendly. I acted more as an observer to the Tuesday night rowdiness. Fair prices, cool story, historic business. There's something to be said about a bar that's lasted this long. Maybe we can all learn something worthwhile from the Town Pump! read more

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Not sure what the appeal of this place is. We thought it would be an awesome dive bar. Small down place with great personal service. We walked in. No one said anything. We sat down. Looked around. Waited. No service at all. We literally got up and left. read more

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If I could do zero star review I would....this is a review purely for the bouncer. He declines a military id as a valid form of id. When the military men with us FINALLY walked away he called them 'a$$holes'. We went in and had an AMAZING bartender...tipped her accordingly and chose to not spend another dollar here. If this is how a bouncer treats our hero's I'm out....and for the record this is the SECOND time he has done this in 90 days.. read more

My favorite (and oldest) watering hole in Fort Collins. This place has been a staple in the community for longer than many of us have been alive. A small-town ambiance serving standard bar drinks, always a hit with out-of-towners. Highly recommend. We go here before headed out on the town. Try the Town Pump beer by Odell. Only place you can get it, made specially for Town Pump! read more

Haley S was/ is amazing... the History here! Omg!!!! Oldest bar a well this place rocks!

Hey a dive bar is a dive bar, and in most respects this fits the mold. Bumper stickers, outdoor seats, small bar area, it works on most all levels. Why you might ask, just two stars? Measured pours! What respectable dive bar can't eye out the cocktails. My two cents, nice place but not a real dive bar, to me. read more

I absolutely love this little old bar! Everyone there is so kind and treats each other like family. The drinks are affordable and the service is always wonderful. Yes, the bathrooms are small but thats my favorite part! It's so authentic and really goes to show how long this place has been around. I can't wait until the next time I get to go here! Oh and don't forget to get some of their legendary toxic cherries, they'll get 'cha! read more

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I believe it's the smallest pub in FOCO, but don't hold me to it. I only stopped in for some atomic cherries. They're soaked in some kind of boozed . They are certainly atomic and a must try! read more

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Such a great gem- funny how just a few small authentic places can hold up the intangibles of a city

Went in on a Saturday afternoon. The place was small with lots of "regulars" coming and going. It's the oldest bar in Fort Collins local easy-going vibes. Loved the atmosphere and the drinks were good too. Highlight was our bar tender Anne Rose. Such great service and that's saying a lot as she was the only bar tender and the place was pretty busy. She also makes a great bloody if the mood strikes you. Definitely would reccomend if you like chill dive bars that have been around for over 100 years! read more

The Town Pump is about as big as a gas station bathroom. I didn't care how small the bar was...this place is awesome! Talking to the bartender, legally the bar can hold 40 people. There seemed to be a small patio for the overflow. My brother and I walked in here while the girls were doing their shopping, and we were glad we found it. Since it was an afternoon, there were only a hand full of people at the bar watching the Sunday football games on the bars three TVs. The bar is decorated with an eclectic mix of crap and witty bumper stickers...all make for a good conversation piece, especially the spotlighted chastity belt. If you think the bar is small, you'll change your mind once you visit the bathroom. Their airplane sized bathrooms are decorated with your typical drunkard chicken scratch. It's amazing how many people piss with pens in their pocket. The Town Pump is a full bar offering a decent selection of local beer. They also offer some good specials as well. If I lived in town I would definitely give the Town Pump several visits, and if I were a CSU student it would be a regular stop. If it's a fun place when it's empty, it can only get better when the crowd shows up. **This bar is cash only** read more

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This tiny bar is a must visit while in Fort Collins. I loved the narrow space (maybe 20 seats total) and the friendly,local atmosphere. Happy hour is 3-8 everyday which included Coors beers and some local pulls. Their drink prices are very reasonable all the time though. We tried the New Belgium Cascadar Quad and a local milk Stout, both of which were great and our tab was under $9. The Wizard of Oz set to Pink Floyd's Dark Side of the Moon was running on loop, which was pretty fun. The place was rather dead on a Monday night, but we enjoyed hearing the local banter and sitting back to people-watch. It's nice to find a quaint subsection of the town and enjoy the atmosphere. They had a good selection of local Fort Collins beers, expected in this beer-centric town. read more

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Despite the warnings of this being a 'cash only' bar, I think it's nice to pay as you go and not worry about closing out a tab. It's a great place to pop in for a shot or quick round of alcohol infused fruit. It is also an equally good place to people watch! read more

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Not only is this the smallest bar in Fort Collins, it is also one of only three operating with a tavern license (no food but plenty of booze). This place is great, quick bartenders, jello shots (you heard right), atomic cherries and oranges and a wealth of knowledge contained in the bumperstickers that littler the bar. Pro Tip: The Pump is cash only so bring a wad. There is an ATM inside but it is ghetto with a steep fee. read more

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This is the best bar in Fort Collins - and not just because my close friend Luci works here. It is a true, bonified DIVE BAR. Not a bar posing as a dive bar. It's been around for a hundred years. It's small. It's cozy. The bathrooms are small boxes, with every square inch covered in drunken scrawls. (I have a penchant for bathroom graffiti : for a good time, call ..) The drinks are inexpensive -- they serve Fort Collins brewed beers on tap. The only accept CASH! But don't worry, there's an ATM by the bathrooms. Town Pump is authentic. read more

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Great little dive bar in old town. Fun and cozy with a few decent New Belgium beers on tap and a limited bar.

Work brought hubby and I to Fort Collins. Hubby used to live in the area years ago and this was a regular hangout. We had to stop in. I loved it! Very small, quaint bar. Our bartender was Kristie. So fun and easy to talk with. Watched her make many, many Jell-O shots. We shall be back, when in the area. Bathrooms are even smaller, but do your business and be done. Cash only, no plastic or credit cards...... read more

I had to know somebody that lived in town to take me here and I'm forever thankful he did. Its one of the most memorable times I've ever had because of how friendly the bartender and people in general were when we got there. I keep going back now and there was a time when a Blue Grass band stepped inside because it was cold and asked if they could play. So they did and everyone sitting in the bar got first row entertainment! The Town Pump is in my opinion the best local bar but comes with very limited seating inside. They do however have outdoor seating where you can smoke if you choose to utilize that space. Try the Town Pump Pail beer. O'Dells brewery down the street makes it specifically for the Town Pump. It's a beer I don't feel like I can live without now! read more

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The Town Pump is a tiny tiny bar on College, just north of Mountain. I mean TINY. It fits maybe 10 people. Bartenders are cool and quick with the drinks. There's lots of fun bumper stickers behind the bar to read. I usually am looking for a more ACTIVE bar-going experience, but it's kinda fun to stop into the Town Pump for the novelty. I think there might even be a sign about it being the smallest bar in CO. PLUS. ATOMIC CHERRIES. Enough said. read more

If you like hole-in-the-wall bars with tons of character, friendly bartenders and lots of tasty beverages - you have found your spot. No matter If you enjoy specialty brews or jello shots - there is something for everyone. This place is the smallest bar I have ever walked in to, but my friends and I had a great time and a very chill happy hour chatting with the owner. It is laid back, with great service, good music and a general welcoming vibe that makes you happy. I am going to have to work on making myself a regular at the Town Pump - No surprise it has been around for 100 years. read more

If you love dogs or want to take your dog to a friendly patio, this place is NOT the place for you. Alone on the small patio, we were asked if our dog was barking outside....we said multiple dogs had walked by and they all interacted together and some barked. The employee said the bark was persistently the same, accusing our dog of barking too much on the outdoor patio..... Be kind, Town Pump. You are a long time establishment in a dog friendly community. Don't allow dogs if you aren't dog friendly. Make it easier on everyone, especially the dogs. read more

The bomb-digitty of closet size dive bars! They aren't just for dirty old men anymore! This place is too much fun...Atomic Cherries...nuff said. Cash only, courteous and attentive staff, great location, fruit soaked in Everclear...more please. While there is a decent selection of beer on tap I highly suggest the Atomic Fruits - at 3 for $1 how can you go wrong? Served in a shot glass, the remaining booze is a must have shot for anyone new to the Town Pump. Either that, or make the youngest person in your group drink it :-) While this place is small it is also conducive with nice, down to booze it up clientele. You may rub shoulders with other customers but more than likely they will become your new bestest friend while at the Town Pump. Don't forget to ask for a TWN PMP sticker...and no kids that doesn't stand for Twin Pimp... read more

Cozy, small, and full of character with friendly staff and a cool vibe. Plenty of drinks and even a beer made in house Everything you want for a chilled drink read more

You MUST stop in this place if you're ever in Fort Collins. Shady crowd lingering around on the sidewalk and an even shadier crowd on the inside who happen to be quite friendly. Several beers I haven't seen before or since on tap, and they're dirt cheap. Possibly the tiniest bar I ever went into. Unfortunately, it's a cash only bar, but the service and atmosphere were great. read more

Cash only. My husband and I always had great experience every time we come here. Toxic cherries, toxic oranges, jello shots, Apple pie flavor moonshine and tons of beer selection. read more

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This is a great little bar nestled in the heart of Fort Collins, emphasis on little. Being from out of town, I was not sure what to expect, but I loved my time in this bar steeped in Colorado culture, surrounded by local Fort Collins folks. The highlight, other than the selection of local beets, is that they serve Town Pump Pale, a beer from Odell's Brewing Company that is only available there--I advise a pint or 3. Services was friendaly, if a little slow (the place was packed and there was one bartender), but the atmosphere made up for it, so I would definitly advise a stop in if you are in town. All the prices is super affordable, and I have hear that they have a Happy Hour from 3-8 daily, so I will be going back to check it out. read more

Great dive bar. Good vibe, good beer. Cash only, no tabs. Most of the people had been coming there for 10+ years, but were super friendly. Music was playing and kept it fun. read more

After a long day of business travel and finding myself in Fort Collins I have to say, this place was the highlight of my evening! Not only is the place chalk full of character, they have a great beer selection (new Skinny Dip is AWESOME) and staff is friendly, crowd is open and even though was a complete stranger -- totally felt like my neighborhood joint in Chicago. Make sure and put on your brave face for the Cherry Bombs which are soaked in Everclear, also available booze soaked oranges. Basically, they taste like rubbing alcohol and no cherry flavor, but at 3 for $1 you can't go too wrong and make a nice start to your hangover for the next day. read more

Had a chance to meet Desiree today. She has the best people skills and is exactly what it takes to exude hospitality, from just one employee. It have to fill the bar. Very polite and makes you feel so comfortable. I wanted to say what a great experience in such a legendary place. D, thanks for the time today. Matthew read more

The Pump isn't fancy and can't be considered trendy but it has a cozy, hole in the wall feel to it. Shout out to Allie for being an endearingly surly bartender, great for some irreverent conversation. read more

Town Pump - Nice little pub. Nothing fancy. Nothing cool. But it has a simple, comfy feel to it. - Dive Bars Near Me - Fort Collins, Colorado

I knew I had a winner when I saw the front door's window sign, reading "Sorry, We're Open". Their proprietary brew did not disappoint, and the Cake-heavy playlist put me well at ease. The bathrooms are covered stem-to-stern with graffiti, most of it being inspirational quotes and weird messages to no one in particular. Charm abounds! read more

Affectionately known as the Twin Pimp! Love this spot! They DOUBLED the size by adding a meager patio in the alley, so now almost 25 people can be 'here' at once! They always have solid local brew options, a fun and chill vibe, and people coming and going. I was lucky enough to grab a table right by the actual pump and enjoy a couple pints recently. The facade has had a face lift in recent years, but all the classic crap is still covering every square inch of this place! There is even a Yoda chillin atop the bar. They serve atomic cherries and oranges, which I highly recommend. And ask for a sticker! read more

Here is another point in which I wish I could give half stars cause this place isn't 4 stars and isn't 3 stars, but rather about a 3 1/2... I like this place, but could never be a regular because of two reasons, one it is too small, which is half of its charm. The second reason is that they do not take cards, it is a cash only bar. I hate that, it is soooooo dumb that any business does not take cards these days. Yeah sure they have an ATM in there, great, now you are taking an extra 2-3 dollars from me... Also this place has the smallest, most awkward bathrooms ever! OK, so there is the bad, here is the good. It is a cute place with awesome people who work there. Also I love their jello shots and their atomic cherries! Half the time I go there is just to drop in and have a jello shot and some cherries, the other half is cause friends want to go there, but it is almost always just for a drink. To which they do have some great beers. All in all, this place is great and definitely worth stopping in for a drink. It's a lot more fun in the summer with the patio! read more

I think everyone has already summed this place up, but here's my 2 cents as well... First visit to Fort Collins and the first bar we go to is this one and it was awesome. Great atmosphere, very small, but cozy and friendly, it's 103 years old and has the smallest bathroom ever according to the bf. Don't forget to bring cash since it's "cash only" and be prepared to chill and have some good beer. Happy Hour is 3-8 pm and there are specials along the rear wall, our beers were only $3 each. This is a drinking only place, no food is served which is fine by me. Although cozy, it had seating along the bar, at little tables and bar stools to sit and look out the front window and be a people watcher. Also, this place has it's own Town Pump Pail Ale by Odell's so we made sure to have one since you can't find it anywhere else and it was a tasty one. I'll be back next time I'm in Fort Collins. read more

I love this place. Tiny as my pocket, but cozy and everyone there is really warm. Bartenders are nice, the beer is good (lots of local stuff), and the place is plastered with bumper stickers. If you have to use the bathroom, you will also decree it as the tiniest bathroom you've ever seen. read more

A great neighborhood bar to sneak into when the wife is shopping. read more

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If you're not at the Town Pump right now, you probably need to ask yourself what you're doing with your life. That may sound a bit harsh, but hanging with the entertaining bartenders and regulars at the Pump on a weekday afternoon knocking back ice cold Town Pump Pail Ales (which is an ODell beer you can only get there, btw) is pretty close to a perfect day. Jell-O shots, atomic cherries (and oranges), moonshine, hilarious bumper stickers... just get in there. Doesn't have to be in the afternoon I suppose, if that's not your thing. read more

It may be the size of a closet but what it lacks in space, it makes up for in character. The staff is always friendly and there isn't a night where the room isn't filled with fun, happy people. In fact, I often find myself trying to bribe my way in. It never works, but clearly it is worth the continuing attempts. Oh and try their vodka soaked cherries. They are cheap, fun, and quite the party starter. read more