So if you're a geek and you wanna be a HARD ASS Or if you're pasty white and you wanna have a CHARRED ASS If your skin's perfect but you wanna have a SCARRED ASS All your dreams will come true at Tortas Las LLARDAS And if you're getting sick of mowing the YARD GRASS You wanna be a Guard but you failed out of GUARD CLASS Your trip to Subway gave you a bad case of JARED ASS All your dreams will come true at Tortas Las LLARDAS Some of the best Tortas you'll ever eat. Seriously. One of the best torta places in the whole world. Absolutely perfect and delicious - from the sauces on the table to the delicious bread to the wonderful toppings to the excellent service. And completely authentic. What to get: Whichever Torta looks sexy to you. It's like a Torta Brothel. And the Tortas weren't even illegally trafficked into the country, so that's an added bonus. You know the saying. If you want a Lard-ass, go to Llardas. It's true though. As much I love authentic Mexican food (and my god how I love it), it's probably one (of many) of the least healthy cuisines you can imagine. Lard is used for cooking (in generous quantities), it's all abo meats, breads, and thick, greasy sauces. And white Mexican cheese, too. Utterly delicious. These Tortas are up there with the very best. There are six or seven spectacular places to get Tortas in Houston, and one of them is this local chain. Tortas Las Llardas really knows how to make Mexican sandwiches. Every bite is always delicious. This is actually my favorite location of the chain, because the service is so wonderful here. The one down in the southeast (Friendswood?) was very rude. However, the one out in Chinatown (Beechnut near Belt 8) is excellent much like this one. But this is my favorite. Partly because the girls here are so wonderful. I think both locations make perfect tortas, but these guys had perfect service too. Other top Tortas in town are (1) Tacos La Bala on Bellaire, get the Cochinita Pibil Torta, best I've ever had, but it's on a Bolillo (little stuffed roll), so very different. (2) Tostaa Regia - the pierna endiablada - wow. (3) La Telera - amazing Mexican street food. (4) Las Perronas - very innovative Tortas with excellent chipotle sauce. (5) Del Julio - a nice chain with good NL style food. Compared to those ones, these are about level with #2, 3, 4. All are very good. Anyway, if you want real Mexican food, you can't go wrong with these Tortas. So many different choices, and you should try a bunch of them. They have tasty aguas frescas too, and made me a nice Guava smoothie (that's Guayaba to you). So I've been thinking, you really OUGHTA Try a truly delicious Las Llardas TORTA I'd join you right now if I had a TELEPORTER But I can't right now, I'm in Vegas with your DAUGHTER OOPS read more

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The tortas are excellent. The staff is friendly and the service is fast. I usually order the milanesa or cubana and they are both delicious. I had a carne deshebrada which was not as good. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Torta cubana. - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

The food is amazing here! So are the aguas frescas! It is well worth your drive. I highly recommend Las Llardas! read more

0/0 customer service on the phone, and I feel that they overcharged me 5 tortas and I only asked for plain ones, and the plain ones came out with hardly any meat I fell so displeased don't go to this spot read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

The food is fast, fresh, and delicious! This is my go to for fast food in Rosenberg! You will be amazed ~

Big portions and affordable prices! The tortas are so good and staff is always happy to assist.

I have been wanting to try this place and always forget about it. I finally stopped in an was looking forward to trying an authentic Torta de Melinsa. I was very disappointed. The meet was tuff and chewy with little to no breading. This will be a one hitter quitter. I have been there do that and will not be back.... read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Multiple Houston Locations - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

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The food was really good, the torta was huge! The meat was well seasoned and juicy, the ambience was chill. Music was a little loud but the service was fast and friendly! 8/10 spot read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Tortas - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

Delicious tortas but beware of ordering over the phone. Received wrong order. Better to eat in person. read more

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Ordered tortas for our employees at work because one of them had recommended it. We didn't realize how big each torta would be, no one was able to finish their torta but happily took their leftovers home to eat later. They fill it up well and is full of flavor. read more

Really wanted to like this place, drove by for years and finally stopped in today. Very disappointed- fillings were sparse as you can see from pic, not even 3 slices of a tomato? Barely any beans, very very thin slice of milensa - sorta sad. Street tacos were just okay. Probably better off going to a full on Mexican restaurant then this spot. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Traditional torta Milensa and Bistec street tacos - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

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I wish I would've had a better experience but unfortunate you the service was terrible, everything was badly organized, and the whole order was completely messed up. Instead of finding a solution to the mistakes that they made on the contrary the waitress criticizing our order. The food is good however the service and the employees did leave a bad taste. The fact that they wanted to charge for a to go box for something I bought?! Ridiculous! The manager was so despicable to say the least that I feel so awful for the employees that have to work with someone like that. Ojalá hubiera tenido una mejor experiencia pero lamentablemente el servicio era terrible, todo estaba muy mal organizado, toda la orden equivocado de todos y en vez de tener una solución a las equivocaciones que hicieron al contrario la mesera criticando la orden. La comida está rica sin embargo el servicio y los empleados dejan un mal sabor. El hecho que querían cobrarme por las cajas para llevar por la torta que compré?! Que ridiculo! La gerente era tan desposta para no decir dr mas y pobres de los empleados que tienen que trabajar con alguien así. read more

Service could be better other than that it's 10/10 , the food is great , it's gets pa led since it's a small place. read more

I was stuck in traffic hungry and saw this place so decided to give it a try. AND LET ME SAY THEIR TORTAS ARE SO GOOD!! The bread is fresh and tasty I will definitely come back to try the tacos read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Fajita torta - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

Terrible service from the cashier the Mexican lady. She looked like she didn't want to be there and was giving attitude. Food took too long and definitely was not worth the wait. Had no flavor. Definitely would not recommend, can't have crap food and crap service. read more

De las peores experiencias que tenido en Houston. Servicio pésimo de Marisol. La orden la entregó en correcta y se tardó 36 minutos para dos tortas. El lugar estaba completamente solo y los trabajadores estaban distraídas Y platicar. Encima de esto cada combo te cuesta arriba de $10 para tortas bastantes regulares. En fin, Edith en este lugar a toda costa. Stay very clear from this place. Horrible hygiene and customer service from Marisol. The place was completely empty and it took 36 minutes for two tortas that were not good tasting me. Avoid this place at all cost. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - the interior of a fast food restaurant - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

Pretty good place for tortas, only been twice. Their portions are definitely worth the price and the tastes is good but i have yet to explore their menu throughly. Their chilanga torta is what i have tried so far and it doesn't disappoint. read more

Large nicely put together torta. I'm used to much cheaper and smaller tortas from taco trucks, but this is not bad. A little expensive, but I think worth it. The meats are good but don't expect more "exotic" meats like lengua, etc. It was definitely much better food then the bounce place next door. I had guava juice and it was good with the pulp. They didn't have tamarindo (my favorite). Overall, I would eat here if I had another function at the bounce place. read more

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I was in the area attending a birthday party at the bounce place next door and did not want to eat pizza. I walked over here to try out their torta. The service was pretty slow and the girl at the counter wasn't really friendly or attentive. I ordered beef fajita torta combo which came with a small bag of chips and a can soda. The total was about $10 bucks. The bread on the torta was huge. It seemed fresh but could have been a little more toasted in my opinion. The beef lacked flavor and was very scarce on my sandwich. There was a ton of lettuce on my torta. I believe the refried beans were for an extra cost to have on my torta. My torta lacked flavor and meat to bread ratio for me. I doubt I will be back for a torta here. I was disappointed because this is a torta place but didn't satisfy my craving. The best torta for me is at Taqueria Del Sol off 45 South and Park Place. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Torta - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Siempre amables y súper rápidos. Las tortas son riquísimas. La torta Hawaiiana es mi favorita

I love this place, we live in Baytown but that doesn't stop us from making the drive to enjoy some amazing tortas. Today we had a birthday party at Jumping world next door. We walked in 10 minutes before closing and they still welcomed me and my family who was about 15 people and served us food. Amazing service with amazing food. The is always very clean. read more

I've had some pretty good tortas in my time but this place can't be topped in my eyes, specifically in relation to the La Aragón torta; it is a true masterpiece. I've been three times in four days because it's that's good. The bread tastes so fresh, perfectly melted cheese and flavorful fillings. To top it off they are huge, literally football sized. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - La Aragón torta - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

One of my favorite lunch spots near my job. Their tortas are huge so I always have left overs!

It's good tortas you can share. Service is ok you have to walk up to the register and order your food. It's better to order it to go! Don't order aguas frescas as they make them to order and sometimes have like an onion flavor so I believe they use the same blender to make salsa or the same knife to cut the fruit and they just don't have enough sugar. With being said stick to the tortas! read more

One of My favorite Mexican spot food is delicious everything in menu and staff are friendly and clean work

The location is that of a bankrupt Quiznos shop. At first glance it looks like it could be not so great since they havent taken down the 'order here' Quiznos sign, but the food cannot be looked past. Tacos here are amazing. The meat stands out because it is cooked skillfully with very good flavor. My favorite is the large tacos with either beef or chicken on corn tortilla with grillled onion, avacado, and cilantro. It doesn't stop there though. The Agua frescas are frickin amazing and freshly made. Would highly recommend the banana shake and horchata!! read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Two chicken tacos and two beef tacos. Both with grilled onions, cilantro, and avocado. - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

The tortas are amazing! They're HUGE and priced very reasonably. I've gone to the Rosenberg and Hillcroft/59 locations. Neither has disappointed. Workers are friendly and even helped me learn to pronounce one of the menu items. I'm so full after I'm done, I can barely move! read more

Really don't understand why it is so difficult to get a good quality Beef Fajita Torta in SW Houston! The price of a Torta has tripled but the quality has become crap! read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Terrible Quality Beef Fajita Torta - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

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Best steak quesadilla I've ever had in Houston ! Clean and great prices. Across the street from Carmax in a small shopping center. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

This place is the best. First time here y las aguas naturales están BIEN ricas !!! It's averaged price, maybe a little to pricey but it's always packed and I don't blame them it's pretty delicious here. Would definitely come again read more

If you wanna try authentic Mexican food you must visit tortas Las llardas, they have the real deal with the flavors of Mexico city and a menu with multiple combinations of meats that are simply delicious. If you are not in a mood for bread you can also order "tacos de trompo" or a "pelangoche" (mix of meats, melted cheese and grilled onions). It also offers kids menu for a very affordable price. Also this place has different Mexican sodas, but also delicious fruit drinks such as pineapple, guava, papaya, watermelon, horchata and many more, this is the only place in Houston where I can have the alfalfa drink, which is mixed with pinneapple, it's so refreshing. read more

Love the food. Always fresh and very filling. Go here often for lunch the tortas are big usually only eat half and save the other half for later. Will recommend to friends read more

Love it best n biggest torta ever seen and ate....i had a chilanga and the hubby a cubana..o and let's not frgt their aguas..mmmmmm read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

I was very impressed with the food. We ordered tacos al pastor and it was made authentically. The sopes de pollo, not on the menu was so delicious. Chicken was moist and seasoned well. My husband got the torta de fajita and he could only finish half. They were huge! I only saw 2 ladies working there and the service was outstanding. Definitely recommend coming here for authentic mexican at reasonable prices. Oh and you must try their aquas frescas. read more

Tortas Las Llardas - Sope de pollo - Fast Food Near Me - Houston, Texas

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My torta was as big as a newborn baby. Well it was close. Only downside was the combo with the sandwich. It was not worth 2.99 extra. Just get fries or something. read more

I love their tacos! I think they have the best tacos. Fresh and simply delicious, especially with their green sauce. I am not a fan of corn tortilla but totally love this tacos! read more

This is one of my favorite torta joints. I usually always get the same thing, torta de milanesa. Yesterday we ordered online to pick up. Once we were eating at home, they didn't taste like they usually do. I don't know if they possibly left an ingredient out or what but it had very little flavor. We had to add alot and more mayonnaise to give it a better flavor. The green sauce was spicy and helped alot with flavor. Very disappointed, not sure if there are new cooks or they jusy weren't made properly. Positive note- their fresh lemonade with cucumber, that was the highlight of the meal. read more

Food is not worth the expensive price I ordered la regia torta and the meat tasted like old meat. My husband ordered torta aragon and the chorizo was salty and too greasy I can get a better torta in a food truck for half the price read more

Tortas was ok ! 30 minutes wait and was not busy at all . 3 tables only waiting for food and people at front waiting as well bad costumer service . read more

Tortas are awesome, I think they are a little pricey but also their natural Aguas are delicioussss!