Definitely glad we only went here for lunch rather than dinner. Once we were in I was having doubts but I thought ach let's get on with it, we were starving and had lots to do.
To me the place looks a bit tired on the inside, it wasn't falling apart but it looked a bit dated and the fact they were an Italian restaurant and they were playing Spanish music just irked me!
The waitress came to take our drinks order, the boy had a coke and I had a glass of Sauvignon bland (the iPad changed it from blanc to bland and i feel thats quite appropriate so I've left it in) I went for the small as it was over £6 for a large glass! Glad I only had the small as it was quite vinegary and tasted cheap( still drank it, but that's not the point :-) as she was setting our table with extra knives and forks etc a waiter came over to take our drinks order...... We let him know we had already ordered and he looked a bit put out, not our fault the right hand doesn't know what the left is doing.....
The food started with promise, the garlic bread with cheese was lush, it was a thin base garlic bread and was lovely and garlicky, this is why they got 2 stars. Dave meatballs were something and haggis, dunno where that haggis was hiding but it certainly wasn't in those meatballs! They were bland and tasteless, had never met a haggis in their lives and were covered in a tomato sauce that tasted cheap and bland and certainly wasn't made by anybody on the premises ( unless you class opening a can as making it on the premises...? ). Ok I won't hold you in suspense any longer, I had the 'local' mussels in a garlic, cream and white wine sauce, first those mussels were probably as local as I am, they were ok..... I've had better and I'm talking of the mussels themselves rather than the sauce, the texture wasn't amazing. Now the sauce... Well! I've always bitched because mussel inn don't give you loads of tasty sauce and now I know why... It's so you can actually eat the blinking mussels without having to roll your sleeves up and put on some swimming goggles! There was probably not far off a kilo of mussels in the big deep bowl and the ( I use the term loosley) sauce was right up to the brim. The sauce was in fact over boiled cream and I couldn't taste any garlic or white wine, just the cream! I don't even think they waved a pepper pot at it! I couldn't finish it which is probably a first but the cream just overwhelmed me and it wasn't that tasty anyway.
Another thing that irked me was the way I had to make some contemporary art out of the mussel shells in the spare bowl, what I mean by this is I defied gravity and there were some precariously balanced mussels on in that bowl, I almost wish I had taken a picture. I feel the staff should have been on that and changed the bowl over etc, I would have asked someone but they all just disappeared!! There was obviously a shift change because just one girl remained and she wasn't about when we came in.
We tried to catch her several times and only got her attention by putting our coats on and standing up. This caught her eye and we were able to pay, she was really nice when we eventually got to,speak to her.
Needless to,say we won't be popping in here again not when I can get amazing pan seared scallops for a tenner from the wee van outside. We also warned all our friends and family who were in Oban not to bother with the place. read more