***This here review is kind of a big deal ... it marks #300. I've been reserving this spot for some time now. Merry Christmas to The Monro Pub, enjoy!***
Let me preface this review by saying this: I've been to a lot of bars. A lot of bars in both Park Slope and in South Slope bars to be precise. What is my point you ask? My point is this: They're all the same. Same lousy bartenders who really want to be anywhere but there, same disgusting tiny bathrooms, same creepishly dimly lit interiors... Who needs that?
Not I.
The Monro is different. It's a goddamn pub. There are no frills*. It's cozy, it's comfy**. Go there twice and you'll never be forgotten. Because that's how the bartenders are there. They don't forget you. Bring a date. Get cozy & listen to Vinny or Charlie's ridiculous accents that you can barely understand. Laugh, embrace it. Look to your right, look to your left... I guarantee if you spend a little time and open up you'll leave there with a few more friends than you came with. I know I have.
You can choose to admire or ignore the taxidermy adorning the walls, but I find them particularly charming depending on the holiday. Especially creepy during Halloween, festive during Christmas season, and lovey dovey during the month of February. Whatever you do though - do not forget to make a trip to the bathroom. Seriously, this bar touts the finest looking/smelling & cleanliest bathrooms in all of NYC bars.
Show up on a Saturday or Sunday morning when Liverpool is playing. Order a coffee (or a beer) either way you won't be judged. Just don't cheer for the wrong side or you may have to answer to the loyal Liverpool fans who just crawled out of bed, un-showered and unkempt, just to support their beloved Reds.
Show up on a Tuesday with a group of your brightest friends and secure a booth early...because the trivia there is not only fun & challenging, but extremely popular among the Park Slope crowd. I've basically withdrawn myself from Tuesday nights entirely because I do not enjoy the feelings of inadequacy I have after securing the minimum amount of points possible round after round.
The crowd is eclectic to say the least. But I've come to find that the better bars along 5th Avenue tend to go along those lines. I appreciate the different age groups melding together and getting along over a pint or two. It definitely gives the place more of a neighborhood feel. You never feel out of place there (compared to the hipster spots nearby).
The draught beer is your everyday Euro selection, for the most part***. Weihenstephan, Blackthorn (cider), Guinness, Boddingtons, Belhaven, etc.. Honestly, I prefer their bottled selection instead. They rotate special selections quite often and I've learned to appreciate that. The well-crafted cocktails are pretty delicious too - and the pours are always generous.
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*Unless you count that sweet pinball machine in the back of the bar. Oh, and the numerous board games stacked up near the jukebox. Or the fact that you get a sweet game of Cards Against Humanity going on any given night.
**That may change a bit when they finally open up that sweet backyard.
***Thank God they have finally added some good 'Murican beers to their selection. I hear they even got Sly Fox Christmas Ale on tap. read more