Located in a strip mall by a couple hotels this place really shines when it comes to their beer. Their name might suggest that when writing their menus, they would be interesting and funny; that could be no more truthful! Satire without a doubt has the most interesting and quite frankly tasty beers! Overhearing one of the bartenders talk about some of the new upcoming Drink specials lets me know that this place does cocktails well too. It's a large place that has two bars in two separate rooms. One thing that made me pause a bit was that most of their food comes out on paper plates. For the sake of ease, this is awesome, but I think their food is nicer than what should be served on a paper plate. I will definitely be back and I will definitely bring friends and family. read more

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I stopped by Satire with a coworker after a happy hour event during the weekday. Even though it was a Wednesday at around 9:00PM, the place was PACKED! It's a very large space with 2 seating areas and there was still only like 2 empty tables that I saw. The menu is huge. They pretty much had any kind of beer you can want and with funny names to accompany them. We did not order any food but the food that others ordered around me looked good. The beer I ordered was a simple lager and it tasted great with reasonable pricing. Service here was impressive. Even with how large the place is and how many people were there, we did not have to wait long at all to be helped and get our stuff including our beers and then our check at the end. Great job staff and managers! I will be back to have a few beers with good company! Cheers! read more

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Incredible service from Ryan. He gave us a great snapshot of all the beers and several wonderful bourbon suggestions. From start to finish we were treated like family. Great food and music ! read more

I wish I lived near this place so I could go everyday! Came to the brewery at the recommendation of a colleague. The amazing amount and quality of beers was a true hit. So many unique flavors. Ordered some food, meat plate I believe. It had two kinds of bacon and sausage and some incredible cheese. That paired with their beers was one of my favorite dining experiences. On top of this, the girl helping us was the best! Attentive, engaging, very kind person with great hospitality skills. This gets a rare 5 stars from because it was absolutely perfect experience! read more

It was my first time at Satire brewing and it did not disappoint . My server had great recommendations and was very friendly . We ordered some bread too that came with honey butter and it was delicious . read more

Add Satire to your Happy Hour rotation! Don't judge a brewery by its external facade. Inside Satire is kinda-like stepping into a trapper's house from the 19th century with antique furniture and trinkets ... and 21st century beers on tap! Don't let the taxidermy distract you from ordering a squirrel or two -- they are so tasty and addictive! I especially liked the cream cheese, jalapeno, and bacon squirrel, which I paired with a light amber. read more

Absolutely love this place but the owners wife/co owner is a lunatic. She rode raged me driving out of the bar in the middle of the day for a good two minutes straight, flipping me off and cursing at me because she nearly turned into my lane and I gave her a small honk of the horn just to make sure she knew I was there because she scared me. I have known the family close to 25 years, but that didn't stop her from double flipping me off twice and screaming profanities at me while she drove behind me and all the way up to the red light that we both had to stop next to each other at. I simply said "I know you" and she continued to rage!! Watch out for her! read more

I wish I could give them 10 stars love all beers their water slide drink is amazing their food is also soooo good!!! We try and go at least 2x a week definitely check them out the atmosphere is sooo calm and chill I love sitting outside w my dog! All the servers are so kind and funny love them check em out you won't regret it!!' read more

We have had Satire's beers before at a festival but never stopped in until one very nice weather day in March. They have a patio but it doesn't get much sunshine so, it ended up being a bit cold. They do allow dogs on the patio and you can order beer and food on the patio as well. The beers were good and the food is interesting. We got the squirrel loads that were Balls of dough with ham and cheese. It was fresh ham but it felt kind of cheap kids homemade snack rather than brewery food. read more

Satire Brewing is hands down our go-to spot on the weekends! The beer here is consistently fantastic, always changing, always creative, and somehow never misses. Whether you're into something hoppy, fruity, rich, or totally unexpected, there's always something new to try, and it never disappoints. The atmosphere is relaxed and welcoming, and it truly feels like a place built with love and passion. It's clear this is a family-run business that cares about its community and its craft. You can feel the heart in everything they do. Huge shout out to Landon--he's one of the friendliest and most genuine people we've met. Always greeting us with a smile and a great recommendation, he makes every visit feel personal and fun. His energy and hospitality are a big part of why we keep coming back! Whether you're a local or just passing through, do yourself a favor and check this place out. Great people, outstanding beer, and good vibes all around. Satire Brewing has become our happy place! read more

Satire Brewing Company - Brewpubs Near Me - Thornton, Colorado

Oh. Muh. Josh. What an amazing find. This little (not really) place is incredible. Run don't walk. Fantastic brew selection and amazing food. Just reading the menus was pure joy. Hilarious and clever. The squirrel nuts are yummy - we got a small of each and mixed them together. The loaded squirrels are delish - we shared the squirrel package. We also had a 1/2 dozen of the squirrel meat - whoa. Like I said, RUN DON'T WALK. read more

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We met some friends at Satire after hitting up a few other breweries. Our friends had been a few times and encouraged us to avoid their traditional styles so we got a flight of all of their stouts. Overall, they were pretty decent with one of the pours being pretty good. I'd say they are better than a lot of breweries in the US but unfortunately, the competition in Denver is pretty tough (Cerebral, weldwerks, etc) so I'd give them 4 out of 5 star. Atmosphere was nice, service was pretty good. read more

Charming place, well decorated and arranged. We ordered off of their limited food menu and it was fabulous! I hope this well managed place thinks about expanding on their choices because the steak bites and bread we ordered were delicious! We enjoyed ourselves a lot and will be returning soon. The beer choices are vast and we also want to try many other styles upon our next visit. Great job Satire! read more

Place is pretty nice. Have heard a lot about it and never been until now. It's nice inside and well kept with tables big enough for larger groups of friends to get together. I did not have food, but will take the girlfriend here one day to eat something and get a drink. Service was great though. They came for our drink order and had it out in no time - always coming back to check and make sure we had everything that we needed and to check if we needed refills or wanted to try a different drink. Great place and will be back! read more

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Great food and AMAZING SERVICE! We love a family owned business, the server was so sweet! We will definitely be back! 10/10 recommend this extremely unique place! read more

Update: I went back and had the food. WOW. They really know what they're doing with bread. Service, beers, and atmosphere were excellent once again! Loved the patio. read more

It's unfortunate I can't review more than once on Google. But I can't say enough about these guys. Not only do they have the most diverse and talented beer list in all the front range, but they are a genuine scratch kitchen. Bread baked from scratch. Filled with various toppings. It's the most unique and underrated brewery you will ever frequent. I come here regularly with my 130lb st bernard and they are the most talented and genuinely authentic place around. read more

The best fall beer selection I've ever had! It's my new go-to place. I've been twice in the last week and could go back again right away! read more

Satire Brewing Company - The best fall flight! - Brewpubs Near Me - Thornton, Colorado

This place is expansive! You can choose various areas to sit, and they really put a lot of effort into the decor and atmosphere. It's a much more enjoyable atmosphere than most brew pubs. I'm pretty spoiled on beer and hold it to high standards. I think he'd be better off focusing on a few beers and perfecting them, rather than having dozens of beers that taste like my friend's home brew. But don't let that deter you! You're sure to fine one or two you like and it's just such a great place to hang out. read more

A hidden gem. Wonderful staff and delicious food. A great patio that is dog friendly as well. And of course, the drinks were great.

This place was fun! The staff welcomed us in and we found a seat at the bar. There were some folks next to us that let us know this is their favorite place. They knew everyone by name. The beers! Satire is as its name implies. They have fun naming for all of their beverages and food. I want to do a return trip to try some of the food because it smelled amazing. On this evening we did not have time for a snack. We both enjoyed a flight, trying a variety. My favorites were Butter Beer and Dilldo (Noted in the menu with a quote from Westword as "Perhaps the worst beer name in the state".) Dill pickle beer sounds strange, but it was quite tasty. We will be back again, for sure. read more

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Beers are tasty and hilariously named. Food offers a fresh take on old favorites. Service is prompt and unobtrusive. What's not to like?!

We loved Satire! The bartender/waiter Ryan, I think,was terrific, knowledgeable and funny! The beer selection was unique, fun and tasted great! They had a cool S as their flight server! read more

My friends and I did a brewery night including Mother Tucker, Windfall, Frolic and Satire and Satire was by far the favorite. I had been here years ago and was skeptical to go back because in the back of my head I remembered there was a a bunch of random Squirrel nut euphemisms but I appreciated much more around the second time - the whole menu was funny and satirical to read. The atmosphere was super cozy but also very odd for a typical brewery - it looks like it used to be some sort of Italian restaurant and they kept the decor? Beautiful central bar with Tuscan colors throughout. Service was prompt and attentive - my husband and I ended up splitting a flight with a raspberry sour (over 9% ABV whoa, some stouts including the Denver Mint for him, and the Pearanoid. All were very tasty and I loved the presentation of the flight! We had already eaten by the time we came but would check out food in the future. read more

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Stopped in while passing through. Sat at the bar. Shlong was greasy and overcooked. Bread (squirrel) was dry. Wasn't impressed with service either. I said thank you and no reply from anyone at the bar- and they looked right at me. As people of color, do not recommend this place. Felt uncomfortable. After seeing other comments, we now get it. Had we known we would have not given this place a dime. read more

Food is different and the service wasn't the best. Cream cheese rolls with various stuffing. read more

Satire Brewing Company - Very different kind of pub. No hamburgers, pizza, hot dogs or salads. - Brewpubs Near Me - Thornton, Colorado

Beer selection was adequate at best, tried numerous types.... All served in warm glasses

The food is mediocre and the service is slow. The drink menu is extensive but no one in our party was particularly excited about the taste of their drinks. It is not worth the wait or the price. read more

Amazing beer...Amazing service.... amazing food. Favorite brewery in the area hands down.

Love this place! They have an amazing variety of beers with very clever descriptions. Service is always top notch. Always clean. I had the Raisin by Insanity and my wife had the Blackberry Heaven for the first round. The second round was the OJ IPA & Melons Ale. Everything was great and unique. Definitely recommend! read more

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Went here on 12/31/21. Been here a few times but first during the pandemic. And this is the first time we have eaten here. You have to wait to be seated but not many people were paying attention to the sign. Or were people following the mask rule. Some of the staff weren't even wearing mask. Very friendly and attentive staff. Don't let the beer names or descriptions offend you. Cause they might. Beers are decent. There are a few better than others. The food was great! Very filling. There were 3 of us and we split a order variety of the loaded squirrels. A lot of food. Good flavor. Tucked away off 120th. Will def be back! Cheers! read more

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It's Sunday and my fiancé and I are having the Orenthal James IPA, chatting it up with Glen (a regular) snackin on the squirrel package. I blame the flight, and the kitchen for keeping us here this long and talkin about life with a stranger. Why 4 and not 5 starts! Well like I said the kitchen was just a little slow. But so worth the wait. The Jalapeño Cream Cheese "squirrel" is our fave. oh life is good. Here's to another round of OJ with my guy. Cheers y'all. read more

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The entire crew at Satire was incredible! We hosted our engagement party in the Moose room. We had about 50 in attendance and everyone felt well taken care of. The drinks were served fast and cold; the food was delicious! We will definitely be back again and we recommend this place for private events! Thank you so much to Todd, Landon, Tanner, and Staci!! read more

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Occasionally get our order wrong. Food is mid and their experimental stuff is kinda gross. Soggy pretzels on a stick or just bacon on a paper plate? I asked for a glass half full of hot water to warm up a milk bottle for my baby and they said the water doesn't get very hot. Makes you wonder how they sanitize things up to health standards. They have a few good beers. read more

Love coming to Satire. The beer and food a great, but it is the staff we enjoy most. They do a great job of keeping a fun and welcoming atmosphere. The patio is great for summer and into fall. read more

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Bland food. We had the squirrel mess and it was cold and flavorless. Rebound brown IPA tasted off for some reason. English monkey was just plain bad. Service was fine. Didn't like the ambience either. It's just not good on any front. Plenty of other breweries to try in the Denver area. read more

Shay was amazing! She took such good care of our table while also attending to the entire brewery. The beers were 10/10 and the patio was a very nice spot for an afternoon beer. read more

Love this place. Great variety on the beer menu. I suggest a beer flight. The Loaded Squirrels are a must try/get on the food menu. Great service and atmosphere. I've stopped here every time I'm in Denver, and will stop again the next time. read more

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Beer variety is great! Enjoy sitting on patio sipping on random named beers that make me smile by name and flavor palette. Flavors can be good but also sometimes a miss, but likely for someone else. They are fun and quirky which I can get behind. Squirrel nuts are yummy too!!! Sad we can't get same liquor license to enjoy the distillery amongst friends. One day (note it has been a minute since we have been, maybe this is a thing now?) read more

The food food is amazing. Such good beers took a growler home of the spiced beer The wife and I will be coming back for sure Omg this is a cool place they have a distillery and a party room to rent read more

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