Frank Sinatra fans! Play "Young (Jung) at Heart"…read morehttp://grooveshark.com/#!/search/song?q=Frank%20Sinatra%20Young%20at%20Heart ), read the review, and finish happy by singing to the tune with new lyrics (Jung@Heart).
First, though, I will review Jung's in the spirit of Carl Jung, the famous father of psychoanalysis, contemporary of Sigmund Freud (see my Headshrinkers list), and who is known for typing people as introvert or extrovert.
The review will be broken down into his four psychological functions, grouped in the two aspects:
(Information Gathering: S/I)
-----Sensation-----
Peaceful. Nice building tucked in the trees with oil-related businesses, primarily.
Confined. Small deli, and only has a few tables inside, a few outside.
Routine: Staff was friendly, and clearly had their methodology down pat. ... "Often the hands will solve a mystery that the intellect has struggled with in vain." - Carl Jung
Deli-like smell: Although there are a few cafeteria style hot bins of food, this place is mainly for standard sandwiches made fresh (not pre-made).
-----Intuition-----
Sad: I'm not sure it will last. It used to be called "Interwood Deli" (signs are still up). Without Yelp, you would never know it existed unless you are in the building and looking for it.
Low expectations: It only has to be good enough for people with not enough time to go out to lunch.
Resist impulsive temptations: Chicken-fried steak is one of hot-bin entrees. But here? I suspect it was from frozen.
(Decision-making/judging: F/T)
-----Feeling-----
Unappreciated: This place is good for oil company personnel who are too stingy ("not enough time") to take someone like me out to a better place. I need to work on my "use your expense account" approach. ... "Knowledge rests not upon truth alone, but upon error also." - Carl Jung
Compromised: Knowing the food is not great, I think I should go more towards a healthy lunch. Turkey sandwich for me.
-----Thinking-----
The guy who invited me to lunch is paying, so I get chips and flavored drink. ... "If one does not understand a person, one tends to regard him as a fool." - Carl Jung
If you blindfolded me, the sandwich was like any halfway-decent in-building deli sandwich.
Rating of the sandwich: 3/5 ... "Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you." - Carl Jung
Qty of tables & space: 1/5 ... "Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes." - Carl Jung
Menu selection variety: 2/5 ... "Man needs difficulties; they are necessary for health." - Carl Jung
Now for the fun part of this review. If you are an extrovert, sing out loud.
"Young at Heart", made famous by Frank Sinatra, but parodied herein for Introverts:
Introvert Lyrics: Extrovert Lyrics:
(sing in your head) (sing out loud, on the street)
Fair emails, Fairy tales,
Can come through, Can come true,
It can happen to you, It can happen to you,
If you're Jung@Heart. If you're young at heart.
For it's hard, For it's hard,
You will find, You will find,
To get wi-fi when you dine To be narrow of mind.
If you're at Jung Deli Mart. If you're young at heart.