River Canyon Adventure Kayak and Paddle Board Rentals website state they are a great way to experience the BEST views in town! Located in the Tennessee River Gorge, you will paddle along the abundant wildlife and be encompassed by magnificent mountain ranges!
First the positive. The views are good. "BEST views in town!" is a stretch. We were out for two hours and the only abundant wildlife we encountered were two bald eagles, two blue herons and a small family of mallard ducks. We also saw three geese owned by someone on the river, but they don't quite qualify as wildlife IMHO. That's it. That's the good.
The confirmation they send you is semi accurate. You do park across the street and the parking IS very limited.
Kayaks, paddles and PFD's are located at the bottom of the hill near the boat launch.
All rentals are self-serve, there is no attendant on site. This is likely so there is no one to complain to about the terrible condition of the kayaks.
The Confirmation mentioned that there was a lockbox, but there was not, nor were the kayaks locked up. Not that they need be. Even the most desperate would not want to steal one.
Did I mention that the kayaks were in poor condition? Perhaps that was an understatement. Some had no seats or damaged seats. A good number had damaged or missing hardware, and all were in desperate need of upkeep. My daughter and I got what I deemed to be the best two and after two hours on the water we were both quite sore. Not from the exercise, but from the terrible seats.
The Confirmation email stated "Stringent Cleaning - We've increased the frequency of disinfecting surfaces and high traffic areas between each tour, and hand sanitizer will be available to all of our guests." This is downright laughable. Nothing there has been cleaned in an age.
To be fair the paddles were adequate, and the PFDs were in fair condition for the most part, but we came to kayak, not wear a PFD.
This place charged $45 each for two hours of kayaking. That makes River Canyon Kayaks one of the most expensive kayak rentals in Eastern Tennessee. I don't know what they are using this money for, but it sure isn't for upkeep, accommodations or atmosphere.
My recommendation would be to go somewhere else. read more