Overpriced, pretentious, and uninspired.
We were ignored after we sat down because we didn't see the "wait to be seated" sign at the eye level of someone who is 4ft. The waitress who made eye contact with us, saw us come in, and stand around confused, but instead continued her conversation also gave us the impression that we were to seat ourselves instead of waiting for their command and permission to sit. I hate dining in this city.
Eventually we had to harass someone in order to get menus. Because apparently we have to wait for their command and permission to find an authorized spot to sit at. We glance at the menus. Everything is overpriced. Nothing is unique. It's the same shit you can get from any pretentious breakfast place in calgary. I bet all the breakfast places in calgary are owned by one person, with one universal menu. And calgarians wouldn't know the difference. Or our restauranteurs are all homogenous chefs that got chased out of France. We were also delighted to see that extra maple syrup is $1.29 and salsa with your meal will cost $1.49. They were very keen to make that clear on their menus. I guess because even calgarians would stand up to that kind of bull shit. We were going to get out of that place but we had an appointment to keep. So we just ordered what seemed the least mediocre and uninspired
The woman gets the crepes with nutella and bananas. WoW sO cReAtIvE and oRiGiNaL!!! I get the oatmeal because it's the cheapest thing they have and the 13+ dorrah dishes don't quite catch me. Well, "cheapest" thing they have. $8.99. Her crepes were bland but the banana came out nicely. The whipped cream didn't have any creaminess to it. My oatmeal was watery and starchy. Yes, I know it's oatmeal, but this had nothing to it. It tasted instant.
The coffee also sucked. I won't waste my time with that percolated fort mcmurray well water.
Waitress came by at her leisure. Long waits for glasses of water, food ordering, the food, refills, and the bill. Come to think of it, we never had our water refilled. And it took five minutes for her to bring the initial glasses of water.
Anyways, what do I have to complain about? The bill came to *just* $26 for crepes, oatmeal, and a coffee.
Shoulda made our own breakfast. I keep asking myself why I eat out in calgary. I'm like an alcoholic gambling addict that keeps losing yet continues putting everything on 9 at the craps table. I know I'm losing and that I should cut my losses, but I get this irrational feeling that I may hit it big and have a good, delicious, and reasonably priced meal.
There isn't a good yuppie breakfast place in calgary. Pay lot less and get comparable food from Denny's and the Blackfoot Diner.
All these places should turn themselves into soul food joints. It would be more original, fun, cheaper, and fried chicken+waffles are just as unhealthy as crepes with nutellla and "organic" hydroponic bananas. Really. But knowing calgary, it won't be any cheaper. nevermind. read more