What an interesting grocery store experience.
I'm pretty sure I am old now. The sentence above would have never even formed if this was not the case.
Anyway...
I'm just exploring Birmingham and see a charger right next to a Publix. B, double E, double, R U N!
I walked into a damn rich person wonderland! It's such a beautiful market! I wish I lived here!
This is the nicest Public I have ever seen.
They have valet and white gloved people opening doors, pushing your cart for you, and comparing the groceries in real time.
You get a team of personal shoppers as soon as you hit the parking lot! Who knew you needed a team of three personal shopping helpers in a Publix. Three personally assistants is the only way for me now!
They have been hiding these places from you guys. I found it, so now I am in the club too. Why do you think this place doesn't have any reviews?
Luminati till I die! That's why!
The selection is amazing! Things you don't see anywhere else.
The jewelry / caviar case is something to behold! Wild luxurious foods at every turn with Buffy and Tricia bouncing through with their tennis shirts. The life size butter fountain for blanching lobster is a site to behold!
Seriously though. This place is unusual.
They have more of a wine selection than I have ever seen. Bottles that you cannot get anywhere else that I know of. The wine guy is a local legend.
To add to the level of priciness, the Tesla Supercharger is $.50 kWh. That is 30-40% higher than all of the other Supercharger's I have been too.
Still in awe of this whole experience. You can get a beer or cocktail from the bar and shop while you drink. Then you can just walk out of the store with your open beer or cocktails and just drive away.
One last thing. I saw a $600,000 Porsche pulling in while I was charging. The tag said "GRLFRND". Damn. She was like twenty-five at most. Damn. She has my dream car at twenty-five. Depressing.
Just stay on your side of town, Birmingham. It's too bad you're not rich like these folk are.
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