Pirates Paradise

Food1: Burger was delicious. Never seen 1/3 pound on menu before. Perfect size. A bit on the salty…read moreside, however. I had to drink water constantly. 5 Stars Food2: Fries were also delicious and also on the salty side. Freshly made. 5 Stars Service: One man taking all orders and serving the people. But he was fantastic. And he was on top of refilling the water. Friendly and fast. Absolutely excellent. 5 Stars Ambiance: Average hole-in-the-wall cafe. But hole-in-the-walls can have the best food sometimes. And this place does not disappoint. 5 Stars Overall: 5 Stars

Why 4 stars? Because my burger scratched the itch I was looking for…read more --- --- --- On my son's last day of summer vacation, I took him for a haircut nearby so that he could be fresh for 1st grade, and then chose Tony's for our post-cut lunch spot. If a place has french fries, he's in. And I'd heard that Tony's was one of the best places to grab a burger in the area, so everybody wins here. I had the Juicy Tony and it was a solid burger. It's noted on the menu that is must be served medium rare, no exceptions - that's my preferred temperature anyway, so it was perfect for me. It was indeed juicy and tender. The cajun fries were a nice pairing. We enjoyed our experience overall. Was it a top notch, amazing burger? I wouldn't go that far, but it did its job and I'm happy we came and tried it out.

Chela Angus Cheeseburger on white sourdough bun.

Ultimate Habanero Rattlesnake Burger. Angus beef mixed with pork sausage, diced onions & fresh jalapenos seasoned to perfection.

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Rattlesnake Chicken Salad, romaine lettuce, cheese, grilled chicken, cheese, bacon bits, grilled onions, jalapenos, avocado

OMG! Burger

3.7(103 reviews)

9.3 mi

The sandwiches and burgers are freshly made, and taste really good. The first time there I had…read morethe smash burger, which was good with mustard and was nicely prepared. The next trip I had the Nash me up sandwich with the slaw and mild sauce. It still had a good amount of spice, not too mild or hot. The Nash sandwich was sizable and satisfying. The curly fries and onion rings are just ok, nothing special. May try them spiced up next time. We ate in the restaurant on the first trip and ordered online to go on our next visit. It was about a 15 minute cook time which worked perfectly for us. We also ordered a kids smash burger meal for our 4 year old. No complaints from him, and like most that age he can be picky.

PLEASE DONT TIP!!! I…read morehave been a loyal customer here for a long time because the food is great and the staff has always provided excellent service. I have always made a point to leave a tip because I wanted to support the employees who work hard. However, I recently learned information that has been very disappointing. It appears that the tips left in the tip jar may not be going to the employees as customers would reasonably expect. It is extremely concerning and unfair to the hardworking staff. I also hope that every employee is treated fairly and with respect, regardless of their background or language. Businesses should create a workplace where employees are valued, not taken advantage of. As much as I've enjoyed the food over the years, I can no longer support this establishment until there is more transparency about how employee tips are handled. I hope management addresses these concerns and makes any necessary changes.

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Bamburger

4.6(118 reviews)

4.1 mi

Locally owned & operated

Free parking

If you're looking for a tasty burger , BamBurger is the spot to get you're burger cravings!…read moreDefinitely coming back because I found my new burger spot !! The service , the atmosphere, the energy is on point

Bam Burger is seriously one of the best burger spots I've been to! Everything was fresh, hot, and…read moreabsolutely delicious. The burger was juicy, flavorful, and cooked perfectly, and you can tell they really care about the quality of their food. The fries were also amazing -- crispy, seasoned just right, and the perfect addition to the burger. The whole experience was great, from the food to the service. It's one of those local places you're excited to find and immediately want to tell other people about. If you're in Spring and craving a really good burger, Bam Burger is definitely worth checking out! I'll absolutely be coming back.

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3B's Burgers & Beer

3.9(191 reviews)

0.8 mi

Love it Amazing…read more Amazing food The service was top tier Space was clean Customer service was kind check Em out !!

We usually visit the Raising Canes in this area but decided to give this place a try after seeing…read moreit so many times. It's definitely a bar so with the kid in tow we decided to do take out. They have nightly specials and Tuesday night was half priced wings. But my kid decided to get the kids combo instead. It's a 1/4 beef burger. It comes with fries or tots and we did the latter. I asked for mayo but didn't get any. Just ketchup. The tots had been fried perfectly golden brown and were still crunchy by the time we got home. The burger was a bit dry without mayo but still delicious. Their non-kid burgers are not cheap and start at $11.50 for just the basic burger. Maybe that 3rd B in their name (after Burgers and Beer) stands for Bucks, as in beaucoup bucks. 1 pool table in back. A patio. Plenty of TVs. Staff was nice. Not sure we'd return but I'm glad we popped by nonetheless.

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Wunsche Bros Cafe & Saloon

4.1(429 reviews)

3.8 mi

This place is so Awesome…read more Amazing Clean setting Positive vibes Staff is welcoming and attentive Thank u This is a go To spot ! great food and options 5stars

Great local spot in Old town Spring, the atmosphere is very old western small town vibe. Theres…read morelots of other shops and restaurants nearby to check out. Inside you'll find some very cool art and antique details that will bring you back in time. The food was good, very southern comfort, and heavily plated, so be ready to eat. We had two dishes but we still left with to go containers that we enjoyed in the late evening. The staff were super friendly and helpful, they give you a great history of the restaurant and some great recommendations. My personal favorite was the Mac n cheese which paired well with all the fried food.

Original saloon

Double Cut Smoked Pork Chop

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We completely took over the Chandelier Room

Hat Creek Burger Company

3.9(249 reviews)

9.4 mi

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Decided since I was next door at the US post office to come back and try the new gluten free Onion…read moreRings. As a fan of real onion rings I am glad I did, they are really really good. Very light batter, crunchy and good seasoning not an over powerful onion taste. Tastes like a sweet onion, probably not a Vidalia onion but very good. New item is a must try in my opinion.

I would say the food is closer to a 3.5 stars, but with the atmosphere, ample seating, and…read morewonderful kids play area, it raises it up to four stars! The service was around four stars as well- they were willing to answer questions, but things were a bit rushed due to the busy lunch rush. Overall, we would definitely be back!

Self serve drink counter

Cobb Salad

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The Classic Burger, French Fries and Beer

Thistle Draftshop

4.5(213 reviews)

4.7 mi

This has become a favorite for my husband and I. It's local for us and checks every box we want…read more Great food menu. Everything I had tased is yummy, but it's the naked Cajun Lemon Pepper wings that I keep coming back to. Steller tap list (and clean lines). Additionally, they have an extensive selection of canned beers and THC beverages you can take home or consume onsite. Friendly service! We are always greeted with smiles, the staff cares about the beers and your experience.

I did not get to experience this place because even is listed as pet friendly the space for them is…read morelimited and is right on the front facing the parking lot. They have some umbrellas available it was not what I expected. Is a hot day and shade is needed. I will be back but not with my dog.

Bbq wings

Cheers!

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Hippo Burgers

4.5(625 reviews)

15.3 mi

Food is amazing every single time. It is always such a nostalgic flavor. My favorite burger of all…read moretime is the #3. I would highly highly recommend coming here. I don't know how there is not a line flowing out the door every time I go. Definitely underrated. It is always so chill and peaceful inside and the girls at the front are always so nice. As you can see from the pictures we come here a lot an it's just always a great time and good food. Thank y'all

Tucked away in a nondescript retail center that has seen its best many a decade ago its Not much on…read morethe outside at all. Upon walking in you are welcomed to a bright and clean establishment with 70s disco pumping through the speakers and a friendly and chipper staff. This is by far the best looking and cleanest of this local chain. I guess they say its the original and therefore it should the flag bearer in what a Hippo Burger (HB) should be. Food as with any HB is top notch. Its always a damn good sandwich

Clean restrooms

Mushroom Burger and Garlic Fries

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2026 sides pricing

Woodson's Local Tap + Kitchen Grand Parkway

4.1(379 reviews)

4.3 mi

Woodson's is my go-to place whenever I need a quick meal to go. They have a great variety of menu…read moreoptions, and the service is always excellent. I especially love when Alana is working the To-Go counter. She consistently goes above and beyond by double-checking that my order is correct and making sure I have utensils and plenty of napkins in my bag. Her attention to detail and friendly service are greatly appreciated. Kudos to the kitchen staff as well for consistently preparing delicious food. It's clear that everyone takes pride in providing a great customer experience. Highly recommend!

We went in on a Tuesday evening at 6 and they were already busy but we were seated at a high top by…read morethe bar right away. I ordered a Grey Goose martini and it came out chilled perfectly. We had the Buffalo Dip and it was quite tasty with Buffalo Sauce, Creamy Cheese Blend, Ranch, Green Onions, and Shredded Chicken served with House Made Kettle Chips. It was very good with a little kick to the flavor. We ordered the Chipotle Chicken bowl to split and it was nice that they put it in separate bowls for us. It had Grilled Chicken, Rice, Corn, Black Beans, Mixed Cheese, Tortilla Strips, Sour Cream, Chipotle Ranch and Cilantro. All that sounds amazing together so I was disappointed that it was incredibly bland. I had to put hot sauce on it to have some flavor. I've been to this Woodson's multiple times and it's always been good so I'll be back but I wouldn't recommend that dish.

Woodson's Local Tap + Kitchen Grand Parkway

Skillet Brownie

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JAX Burger, Fries & Shakes

4.0(266 reviews)

3.6 mi

A friend and I stopped in this place on the way back from a hunting trip…read more Great staff, food was excellent, super neat neighborhood it's in! We both would highly recommend this burger joint!

Another visit and it appears owner and management changed again recently. Gone are the combos from…read morelast change and my last review. Back to à la cart menu. $$$ compared to national chains, we ordered Jax and Baja burger, fries and onion rings and drinks. $37.00 for 2 people.. Over all the burgers, fries and onions are really good. Service is friendly and plenty of seating. Interior seems the same. 2 things that I wish were better is the fountain drinks are no name and taste a little off. The sweet tea is an odd lemon flavor and not sweet enough. It says sweetened tea not sweet tea. The other is the parking lot is tiny and needs some repairs and better markings.

Baja burger

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Thomas R.

3 years ago

Pirate's Paradise, the pirate theme, with mannequin pirates, near laughable. Food below average. Staff unskilled. Immersion attempt falls short. Better walk plank than dine here. read more

Dolores F.

3 years ago

Prime rib and mash potatoes were delicious ! The fried seafood platter was great as well ! Loved the shrimp appetizer and wedge salad tpo! We'll be back for sure ! read more

Richanne K.

1 year ago

Great place! We stopped in for an impromptu "happy hour" and had a great time. Food was delicious and service was amazing. Will definitely be back! read more

Darrell C.

Elite 26

2 months ago

Well, Pirates Paradise has shut down permanently. Why, I don't know, but it has closed down. read more

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