It was a cold, dark, stormy night. This was the trip that would've defied all journeys, a road trip like none other. The drive was endless. She looked up into the night sky and wondered if she would survive the hellish thunderstorm that had plagued her joyous trip. It had been over 20 minutes since she last saw an exit. She brought her cold and tired hands to her stomach, hoping to stop the wrenching noise it was emitting. It had been over 4 hours since her last meal and the storm was unrelenting. She needed to find shelter...soon.
She looked over to the right where a faint exit sign appeared and slowly eased off her gas petal and thanked God under her breath that she can finally leave the desolate highway she had been driving on. She looked up and saw a sign that read, "Welcome to the City of Wilson." As she made her way through, she noticed that no one was around. Not a single car passed her by. She suddenly remembered the movie Children of the Corn and wondered if she was ever going to make it out of there alive.
Suddenly, a bright light appeared. She squinted and cleared the condensation from her window that had collected from her heavy breathing. Thirty or so cars were parked in this lot. "Is the whole town here?", she thought. She looked up at the bright white sign which read, "Parkers" and was excited to learn that they served BBQ. She slowly eased her storm stricken car into the lot, parked her car and gratefully turned off the engine. She waited in the car hoping the storm would ease, but it was still there, beating her and still unwavering.
She takes her tired, famished and now wet body to the storefront and didn't care that every step she took made a squeaking sound. As she cleared her eyes, she looked up and noticed that all eyes were on her. Was there something on her face? Did she forget to put her pants on? She may never know. As she opened the door, a waft of sweet and tangy flavor permeated through her nostrils. Servers in their white uniform that resembled that of a1960's diner, complete with white paper hats swooshed by left and right. Then, the unthinkable happened: the once rumbustious restaurant became a room filled with curious eyes. A cricket was heard in the background, all conversations had seized and all 50 pairs of eyes were on her.
She, is an average built Asian woman that so happened to stumble upon an all Caucasian community. She wondered if they thought she was lost. Homeless even. She looked at the conner of her eye, ready to thwart off the stick she imagined them poking her with. A young man, who was about six feet tall, came up to her, gave her a smile and with his best Southern drawl, welcomed her with open arms and sat her tired body down where she enjoyed the rest of her night...feasting.
Food: Bah-Bee-cue, Chicken 'n things
Price: Muy Cheap-o
Noise: Family convo's and crickets
Ambiance: Family
Attire: Wet clothes
Service: Boys that are over 6' tall
Parking: Plenty
Ordered: Large combo which include: pulled pork, fried chicken, Brunswick stew with boiled potatoes. Also ordered BBQ chicken, fries, coleslaw and green beans and corn sticks. Don't forget the sweet tea
The pulled pork was tasteless, but the fried chicken was tender, juicy and very tasty. My first Brunswick stew and it was...interesting, but good. BBQ chicken was succulent with the sauce and coleslaw was mustard based which I like. Sweet tea was too sweet. Server laughed at me when I ordered a pitcher of water to dilute it. I wasn't a big fan of the corn sticks. Tasteless and kind of pointless.
Tips: Order the Family Style Dinner. Well worth the $8.68 pp for all the BBQ and trimmings you can eat, plus 2 pieces of chicken! Can't beat that price!
Overall: Solid 4.0 Stars read more