This place was so much fun. We had a road trip to Peoria Arizona and we wanted to stop off and take…read moreshots for our celebration so we stopped here. Super fun good atmosphere great dive bar service was awesome

We stopped by here on our way back to California from Tuscon. It's nice open space with lots of…read moreseating. My husband said it feels like "Burning Man". The menu was basic and simple, but has something for everyone. I got a veggie burger and my husband and two kids got hot dogs. We all enjoyed the meal. The service was very nice and friendly and the two dogs there were very kind to the kids. Clean restrooms. The music, provided by one man live was country like and calming. It feels like a desert experience. We will return if we ever come out this way again. The owner said it's only open from November til April.

Cash only Beer and Wine only…read moreOutside venue, so keep in mind the weather. Bar stools, high top tables, tables with umbrellas. Most of the area is covered with a tent. Lots of great merchandise to buy. ATV and Golf cart parking. Right next to all the tent stores and food trucks and the BIG RV show in January

You go somewhere regularly…read more You have your drink poured by the time you get to the bar. You're in your "happy place." Your dog is living his best life, loving all the attention. One day, surprisingly, you hear rumblings about one of the owners being moderately homophobic. Noooo...that can't be true! They've always treated you kindly enough. Moving on... You spend $10 buying a tile to decorate that will get hung in the bathroom. Super gay, you paint the tile in the most rainbow fashion possible. Once you complete your tile & turn it in, the next time you come in, you're given your tile back with a note that's supposed to be from the owner, saying your tile has been ruined & they're "sorry". Amazingly...that note was written in handwriting that's not the owner but seems very similar to another bartender. If I'm wrong....please let me know. Do I get my money back? Do you ignore what happened? Do you ignore the amazingly strange occurrence re: perceived homophobic behavior? I tried to bring it up with the bartender on duty (& remedy the situation before coming to Facebook) and was told "NO WAY that could be true." This has gone from being one of my favorite places to something that brings me heartbreak At this point, it's 0/10 WOULD DEFINITELY NOT RECOMMEND!!!! If I'm wrong, Beer Belly's, please let me know and I'll gladly update this review.

Great food and good service. Atmosphere is a little rough…read more Very good handmade burgers and custom fries.

The service is really bad, Twenty minutes to get a menu, another 20 minutes to get a drink. Asked…read morefor ice tea got water. Got there at 4:50 got our dinner at 5:55. Five couples got up and walked out in that hour. All the employees complained that the kitchen couldn't keep up because they were so slammed! But I saw ten empty tables in the patio. That's slammed? No that's inefficiency. It'll be another empty building in Quartzite it they don't make some changes 1 star for the servers four stars for the cook.

Great pizza and friendly environment with awesome staff. Best restaurant in town and it gets very…read morebusy throughout the winter months.

Tonight was my first time here. To escape the midday heat while traveling i got a hotel instead of…read moremy usual pit stop. After settling in I decided to grab some grub and some wine. Looking online it seemed this was the only place open so I wasn't expecting much still happy to go somewhere. I was pleasantly surprised. The vibe was family-friendly in the restaurant side and just had an all around comfortable feeling. I sat at the bar and was greeted by sunshine in human form. Marsha is what customer service is all about. And the BLT I got was delicious! I always stop and do the tourist thing when driving through and now I will make this gem a must do everytime. Thanks Marsha!

Great place to havefun with good people been going there for 9 years now never any problems and…read moregreat service

My dad served in WW11. He went into Nagasaki right after the bomb was dropped. He absolutely never…read morespoke of what he saw - understandably. Yet, he was proud to have served his country. He learned a trade in the service and he always put his hand on his heart when the National Anthem was played. He was 100% patriotic and that's how I was raised. In driving from Sedona to Quartsite last Sunday to spend the night and do a day of shopping, I called the VFW and asked if I could get dinner there. The gruff woman with the smokers voice told me NO(!). I wasn't a member so I couldn't have dinner there. The next afternoon, when leaving, I stopped at a lovely local diner to get a meal for the road. The local newspaper had an ad for the VFW lodge which indicated all were welcome to grab a meal there. I'm confused. Was the woman who answered the phone with the VFW lodge just rude or has policy changed. If all are still welcome then I'm very disappointed in her rude behavior. My dad served proudly and my son-in-law is serving proudly. There is no place for rudeness in treating those who stand and who support our brothers and sisters in the service.

I am here to watch the World Cup and it is loud and amazingly friendly crowd. Locals and visitors…read more Chili cheese fries are great. Coldest beer and best air conditioning!

Friking annoying locals screaming stup id things every time someone walked in. Food was ok tastes…read morelike old oil on the onion rings and fries. My wife felt sick after we left. Beer price was good. Ambiance annoying locals. Will not be coming back. Went to watch the World Cup. No peace. We had to leave. Better watch the World Cup at the casino.

If you do t go your lame bed desert experience you'll ever have 10/10 great food bands and epic…read moreviews

Very cool place to chill for a hr or so nice staff and cool bands and nice view as well I also…read moreenjoyed the food yes a lil pricey but what do you expect they supply music and shade, the chicken club sandwich was really good and the fries they were a lil salty but cooked perfect! Will definitely be back!

Visited 7/17/2026…read moreThere is good and bad with this one. First this place has a nice western ambience and full service bar. The staff and locals we encountered were super friendly and pleasant to chat with. The Bartender was cool and helpful answering all our questions. Not a big selection of beers on tap but they are nice and cold. The decor is nice and fun to let your eyes keep scanning the room seeing something different everywhere you look. No for the food. First don't expect anything special. It's a diner menu and could use some help in the kitchen. We tried an appetizer The Cheese Curds. They were seasoned nicely and served piping hot but not creamy and smooth. Everything is served with packaged Sauces. Unfortunately most everything was very Greasy to the touch. I had the Fish & Chips. Smallest Serving I've ever been served for a dinner. Fish was far overcooked and dry inside. Loretta had the Fried Shrimp Basket and a Side Salad. she paid extra to have onion rings instead of fries. Rings were crispy and not bad. The Shrimp was the Best thing we ordered. Cooked perfectly tender and Not Greasy. Sadly The Fries were Super Dripping in Grease. Very Limp with no crunch. Terrible Fries. Prices were not bad at today's standards. Cooking needs improvement but we liked the place and may try it again sometime. Maybe Burgers next time.

Burger and a beer, not bad for an out of the Establishment. Prompt service and decent food…read more Definitely worth a try.

Great spot in the middle of no where. Super friendly staff, good food, clean bathrooms. Beer and…read morewine only, otherwise it woulda been 5 stars.

What can I say as an update to Somewhere Bar except the truth, and the truth is this bar since the…read morepandemic has gone way down hill, the place is dirty, cats roaming around in & out of the kitchen, feline hair everywhere it's nasty, advice do not order any food while you're there. I learned that the owner is anti military & doesn't approve of the VFW, American Legion & obviously doesn't give a military discount nor welcomes vets. I updated my review to a 1 star rating after going there once & a while, and the owner makes her points of view know & that's where I got my perspective on her ideas, how she thinks & what she believes in. Since the pandemic the bar was in bad shape before now it's worse I don't see this bar continuing on much longer in it's dilapidated state needless to say I don't stop in anymore its been a long time, and I don't plan on going back.

Place is awesome we have a place at River and go here every time we're there to have some food and…read moredrinks awesome place to hang ans food is great

This town really doesn't offer much but we were traveling and wanted a bite to eat at and drink…read more Definitely should have walked out when we noticed the smell but it was just giving dive bar so we sat down. Waitress rushed us through ordering and once the food did arrive just by the look of it we knew we wouldn't like it. We both took one bite and pushed the plates to the end of the table. They even advertised they have the best wings...yikes. So we left our table and went to the bar. Sat there for 10 mins with not one look up from the bartender. Ended up flagging the waitress down for our check. 0/10 do not recommend.