Here's a cleaner, more polished Yelp review that still sounds honest and firm without sounding overly emotional or rambling:
My husband and I ordered the nachos with the added Asada, the Quesabirria, and two sodas (Mexican Coke and Sprite). Our total came to $59.54. When we arrived, we were told there was no indoor seating available and only outdoor seating was open. It was about 12°C, windy, and pretty chilly outside. We noticed they had outdoor heaters, but none of them were turned on.
Because of the weather, we asked if we could switch our order to takeout, and the hostess said yes. After placing our order, it took about 20 minutes to receive our food. We originally wanted Horchata, but were told they couldn't serve it to-go, so we settled for soda instead.
Unfortunately, the food was very disappointing. The quesabirria was extremely bland and lacked flavor, including the consommé broth that came with it. They also only provided a tiny piece of lime -- basically half of a quarter slice.
The nachos were underwhelming as well. Some of the chips were burnt, and the extra $7 for added Asada definitely did not feel worth it since there were only a few small pieces of meat throughout the dish. The mashed black beans also made the nachos look unappetizing. Overall, the nachos lacked flavor, and most of the taste came from the jalapeños.
We can't really speak on the dine-in experience since we ended up taking the food back to our hotel, but based on the food alone, we left pretty disappointed. read more