My friend and i stumbled on this place by accident while overnighting in the area after a long day of driving. It was a Wed eve during off season and the whole area and restaurant was very quiet. We were lucky to have the owner as our host/server, and he was absolutely wonderful! Very personable with interesting stories of the origin of the place, including its name, as well as some history regarding absinthe and the Green Fairy (pictured). The pizza was amazing, especially the sausage one. Can't seem to pull up the menu right now to get the exact name.) Pair that with a nice salad and a cold beer and satisfaction guranteed! Due to our interest, the owner even gave us a tour of the artsy little club room next door where they hold various events, open mics etc. So cool! read more

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Both bartenders were great! Gave us good recommendations for skiing in the winter! Pizza was awesome! Loved the atmosphere of the pool tables and foosball games. Will be back! read more

Not bad just not great. Convenient since it was onsite at the best resort in Colorado. Pizza was ok sauce was a little sweet for my taste. Not crazy about the wings. Didn't have a great taste, but good size. They do not open early, only for dinner read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

Welcome to Nowhere sit anywhere you'd like. What a great vibe. The bartender was knitting and sharing musical interests with the patrons. The playlist was whatever the patrons or bartender shared. Perfection with our food order. She was thoughtful as we ordered and explained the sizes. This allowed us to order accordingly. The draft was cold. The room was warm. The people were friendly We ordered side salads, and wings. Both were excellent! I will return to try the pizza! Let's hope she knits me a headband next trip! read more

Our party of 2 came on a Monday night and despite a weeknight, there seemed to be plenty of people present. There was only one waitress so service was slow, but she was working hard! Since we had pizza the night before, we decided not to have alternatives this night. The food we ordered, the house salad and dry rub mild wings, came quickly. The food did seem overpriced for what we ordered, but then again we did not order their large pizzas even though they looked appetizing. If staying nearby, would probably walk here to eat again. read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Mild wings - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

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My friend and I tried this place out while staying in the condos above and we were not disappointed! Our server was very sweet and attentive. The pizza was phenomenal. The pepperonis were different than I'd ever had and they were so good! We also got the Buffalo wings, cheesy bread, and a chocolate mousse cake to go - seriously everything was delicious!! If you're looking for a delicious pizza in Keystone you've found it! Plus the lake view is to die for! read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Large pepperoni pizza - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

The quality of the pizza was poor unless you enjoy cardboard. The server was nice. The salad was good. read more

great atmosphere and friendly personal service. unique and delicious! will definitely go back. my favorite place to travel is to go nowhere.

We were going to eat at Sawmill Pizza tonight but it was closed. Boy are we happy it was. Nowhere Pizza was well worth the extra minute walk. We ordered the cheesy bread sticks, salad, and the Our Supreme and Hippie Mountain pizzas. Everything, including the service, was excellent. Do yourself a favor and try this place. You'll be happy you did. read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

Strange Days, Indeed! I was staying at the Keystone Lodge & Spa for a conference. It's a gorgeous Wednesday evening, about 9:00, and I walked down to the lakeside because, well, almost everything is closed....except for some patio lights at the far end of the complex. It's Nowhere Pizza & Pub. I was greeted by Jeff, the Owner, and the education began. The history of absinthe, Prohibition (and who REALLY started it), art, culture, stories, music.....it was all there. Had a GREAT time! Came back the next day (brought my Wife) to share one of the best thin crust pizzas I've every had. Terrific experience....this is a Hidden Gem! Note the artwork around the Pub....much of it is Jeff's! And, try the absinthe....the REAL way. It's incredible! read more

The food is awesome, it was the best pizza I had, not too thin and and not too thick. I had the veggie version with arugula, and also the bourbon sauce bbq. Both great choices! My husband had the Hawaiian and the calzone, he loved. I also had the Old fashioned drink and it was very good! The ambiance is also great, laid back and cool! read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

Just here to give Audrey a huge shout-out for being a fantastic server/bartender! She was the only FOH staff and did a wonderful job with our rowdy party of 10. The pizza was good, but her friendly and professional demeanor really made the night. Thanks, Audrey! read more

Nowhere pizza should rebrand to anywhere-but-here pizza. The pizza is mediocre at best and the wings are over glorified frozen chicken nuggets. The drinks are alright, but the food we had was severely overpriced and disappointingly underwhelming. read more

We were so happy to find this hidden gem. Highly recommended to eat in or take out. Pizza was good we waited for pick up and had a great conversation with the bartender. Great place to stay and eat too. read more

This is the best pizza in Copper Mountain, hands down! We've lived here for three summers and I can say without hesitation the pizza here is superior. The dough is fresh, and the toppings are high quality. Don't sleep on this pizzeria! It's conveniently located next to the only liquor store in town. Please note, this review is for the copper mountain location. read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Meat machine pizza - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

Food and drinks were excellent. Service top notch. I had the bourbon bbq bacon skins, delicious and friends got calzones (large portion) definitely a must read more

We live in Keystone and have ordered pizza from here and it has always been very good, especially their crust. They also have some unique pizza combos. The problem with this restaurant (like so many restaurants in Keystone that are not really serious about staying in business) is they don't keep consistent hours. You never really know if they are open, which makes it difficult to consistently patronize them. These restaurants are usually short-lived and end up closing within a year or two after opening. read more

Walked in and left after not getting any service! Waitress said open seating and we sat ourselves she watched us take a seat in the back and then after another table walked in she got them menus and waters immediately we had been awaiting so we left. Shame I'm a great tipper! read more

Went to this location at the end of a long day with my wife. Everything from the ambiance, the warm and friendly customer service, to the warm and fresh pizza was to die for. So impressed and look forward to visiting this in the future on our next vacation. read more

We went to the new one in Copper Mountain. Our group ordered two different pizzas and they were both excellent. Great thin crust and cooked just right. Visited with the owner, Jeff. Great experience. read more

The waitress was nice. The pizzas were awful. The cheap cheese was one big glop on top. We had three different pizzas and each one had no flavor and a big slab of tasteless Costco type cheese slathered on top. I think the owner needs to go try quality pizza at other restaurants and revamp their menu from their crust, sauce, spices and yes quality cheese please. Quality ingredients can go a long way to add flavor. We'll never go back again unless they truly change. I think these must be family members that gave the good reviews or locals who are supporting them but please realistically you need to tell them their pizza is unacceptable. read more

Tried this spot for take out last week with my Daughter. We ordered from the app. Pick up / ordering - all seamless. Pizza was hot - accurate with sizes and toppings. This location has turned over quite a few times - and bottom line is this is the best food so far. Please come here and let's keep it going! Our family sure will. read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - Lg pie - pepperoni and meatball - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

Had back-to-back great experiences at Nowhere Pizza. The staff is courteous, prompt, and has a great attention to detail. Audrie was absolutely amazing. She advised me on upcoming events on the lake as well as gave me some pointers for ski lessons for my little ones. The B&B is will hit the spot after a long day of skiing and the wings are a nice touch. I highly recommend NPP after a long day on the slopes. read more

Great food and service. Not many people there though. They need more customers. Not sure if it's the location or what? Very good though, highly recommend read more

Second time having the Hippy Mountain Pizza. First time it was excellent, this time poor, thus the three star review - average of the two. Primary issue likely was the pizza was done 20 min before we got there to pickup. I was told the pizza would be ready in 35 minutes - got there around 25 -30 minutes - a good 5 minutes early, and it was cold after the 5 min walk back to the condo. Probably need to just show up and wait to get a freshly cooked pizza . read more

Staff was extremely friendly and had me try a new menu item for free and asked my opinion. Unique pizza combos I had a meat machine. Very good. Good selection of spirits. I only get to keystone every so often but this place is on the list!! read more

Fun environment! Audrey is great and very attentive and great ambassador for the local area! Definitely recommend.

I had the best time here, food was great and I was treated like family by the employees. 10/10 would recommend

The hospitality here is unmatched, the atmosphere is electric. A 10/10 experience. This is a must and I would encourage anyone looking for a good time in Copper to stop by here. read more

Amazing food. We got Hawaiian pizza, Bacon Burbon pizza, and wings. We devoured all of it! Friendly owner and awesome atmosphere. read more

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We had a great experience in the off season. Nolan was our bartender and guest after guest we saw him be incredibly engaging and relatable! Even when he would check people out he would ask them if they enjoyed themselves. Very kind and invested in the experience people were having. We had questions about absinthe and he obliged all sorts of info making it very enjoyable and fun. The pizza was delicious and he makes a mean spiked hot chocolate! Service was top notch and we will definitely be back! Thanks Nolan for making our evening great! (Even though the Mariners lost :) read more

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The food is AMAZING! Love the Bourbon Bacon pizza! And the absinthe selection is wonderful!!! Best gluten free pizza ever! Strongly recommend!! read more

We stayed at the Keystone lodge and spa and this place is right next door. The owner greeted us and was very friendly and the pizza and wings were wonderful! We ate here two nights in a row after finding it. Definitely come here a night or two on your trip. read more

Nowhere Pizza & Pub - The sauce is on the side and they have several. - Pizza Near Me - Keystone, Colorado

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Stayed in Keystone for two weeks and ate at Nowhere Pizza four times. Greek Salad and the Bacon and Bourbon Pizza. Doesn't get any better.

I wanted to like this place however it just was not good. Pizza wasn't good and toppings were light. Terrible dough.

Without question, one of the most egregiously horrible customer service experiences that I have ever been subjected to. To start: in order to accommodate for Covid occupancy, I called an hour ahead of when we intended to dine in at Lakeside. I asked 3 separate questions about reservations, online reservations, calling ahead, occupancy and otherwise. I was assured that no reservations were needed, no online format existed and we could just walk in. When we showed up, we stood in the lobby of the restaurant trying to figure out what we were supposed to do or who to talk to and how to check in. After being ignored for nearly 10 minutes, we approached the bar tender. Certainly our mistake. After being lied to regarding the occupancy, and many other rude remarks made by the bartender after we were only asking questions, she stated "I don't make the rules around here so" threw the receipts, grabbed the pens from our hand across the bar and said we "weren't allowed to stay here" and said "to go wait outside". After that, there were 5 other patrons who walked in behind us; sat down right at the bar? And a vacant table? And a couch lounge area? Never coming back. Ever. read more

The best pizza place in Colorado. I'm so glad we stopped here the service is amazing.

Good little spot on the lake. Flavor is fantastic, when I go again I will ask them to cook pizza a little longer. Everything was cooked I just prefer it a little crispier. Wife had the gluten free crust, it was excellent read more

Great Lake view. Fun spot to grab a drink! Can't speak for the pizza. Nice servers and bartender.

Great option by the lake if attending a meeting at the nearby conference center. Options are limited to mainly pizza, calzone and wings but the pizza is tasty. They offer a full personal pizza so great choice if looking for more than a quick slice. Service was friendly and fast. read more