Best queer bar in the city, and probably one of the best of all time in NYC. Basics: cheap drinks, quick, friendly bartenders with great personalities. It's divey in the best way possible. Posters on the wall, pool table, places to sit. Music is varied, not the newest pop hits, ranging from disco to punk. Dark. They sometimes let me hold benefits for our community, and their employees reflect the community - lots of trans folks and people of color work there. It's the kind of place you can bring anyone in your life and they'll have a good time. And you can meet people there for friends and hookups. I met my husband there. Smart people hang out there. Also a good place to chill by yourself, especially in the corner to the left when you first walk in. read more

Im not one of those customers that are just petty or anything but I think it's kind of offensive to force someone to tip or to tell paying customer learn to tip or you gotta learn to tip. First off cash app charged me my drinks with a tip included. Not to mention I was charged a different price then the other bartender. So you got an extra 7 plus your included tip plus whatever you get paid. It is wtf it is but don't be making up prices now. Overall bar was pretty amazing friendly people amazing DJ he knows the music to play. Had an amazing Friday just a little food for thought. read more

The perfect bar for a neighborhood wind-down. We stopped thru here on w whim and loved our Vodka Sodas here on repeat. The staff is kind and the lighting perfectly well dimmed for that hole-in-the-wall vibe. Enjoy going Nowhere. read more

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Warning: You better watch your sh!t and steer clear of the "dancers." One gets the feeling that management supports the sneaky and nefarious intentions of the dancers. My friend, clearly a little tipsy, was aggressively pulled away for a "dance," then basically held ransom for a $100 tip. I had no idea all of this was going down till it was basically over. My friend said he tipped the kat $20 just to get rid of him. The "dancer" actually complained to management. Ha! I have PTSD from these types of rainbow folk. read more

Good bar but owner and some workers tend to be very intolerant of *certain groups* of people

I brought my parents, who are visiting New York, into this bar on September 4th around 7:50pm. It was my first time here, and at first, the atmosphere seemed really cool, dim red lighting, a disco ball, and an overall unique vibe. Unfortunately, the experience quickly took a disturbing turn that left us shocked and deeply uncomfortable. As we entered, my mom snapped a single photo of the ambiance; no faces, just the space. While I was speaking to the bartender (a shorter man with dark hair), my mom had her phone open, camera pointed toward the disco ball as she adjusted the lighting. Out of nowhere, the bartender snatched my mother's phone right out of her hands mid-conversation, aggressively trying to get into her camera roll while exclaiming, "Don't record me without my permission." Not only was this completely uncalled for, but also flat-out disrespectful. I immediately told him there was no need for that her phone was clearly pointed at the disco ball. He then said, "She can film the disco ball, but don't film me without asking my permission. Delete that." My mom explained she hadn't filmed him at all and even showed him the single photo she took , which did not contain his face or anyone else's, and still deleted it to deescalate the situation. I fully understand staff not wanting to be filmed while at work. That's fair. But the way this bartender handled it was completely out of line. Instead of violently grabbing someone's personal property, he could have asked politely if she had taken any footage and requested deletion if necessary. If there is a no photo/video policy, it should be clearly posted or communicated at the door, not enforced through harassment. What makes this even worse is that this is a gay bar, a space that should be welcoming and safe. For a male bartender to make my mother feel threatened, uncomfortable, and disrespected in that environment is extremely disappointing and hypocritical to the values this type of space is supposed to uphold. Because of this experience, I will never return to this establishment, and I have already shared what happened with others. If management cares about the reputation of their business, I strongly suggest they re-train their staff on how to handle situations respectfully and without violating guests' boundaries. read more

Do not come here as a black person, the bartenders will pretend you don't exist and if you ask questions about their menu they'll literally just go on to the next person. Spend your money somewhere where you're at least welcomed read more

Delicious homemade pasta & killer tomato sauce. If you don't go there you're missing out on one of the treats of life.

15$ cover on a Thursday night..... You lost a customer for their first time and forever. How as the owner can you not comprehend that charging at the door scares customers away. You'll make up for it with one drink which I would have bought many of but instead I walked away. read more

Val the bartender threatened to call ICE on our group of black and Hispanic patrons. We initially had shown our valid IDs. We were shushed for having a loud convo. When a friend walked in they began berating them immediately. The threat of calling ICE felt very racist and demeaning and unsafe in a place that one would think is welcome to gay and queer POC. Absolutely sad to first experience this kind of racism and profiling. read more

I can not recommend this place enough. You feel entirely at home at this bar that's been open for 26 years. My favorite aspect of this bar is one of my favorite bartenders Pat. He's here on Weds and the weekends and he's such a welcome part of this bar. Love him!!! You can not go wrong with coming here on a happy hour moment or on the weekend. read more

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So Dark and so Right For me, I have nothing but positive memories of Nowhere. It definitely was a part of my weekly "East Village gay bar crawl" for many years. The bar has a no frills theme to it, with patrons of all shapes and colors. The drinks are relatively cheap; the bartenders have generous pours; and there are decent happy hour specials. All great in my book. The bar itself has a divey, 80's feel too it. Although there is a DJ spinning most nights, the bar really is not a dancehall, per se. I see Nowhere kind of as a place to meet up with people before heading out to someplace else. You know, get your buzz on with cheap drinks before going to places and paying $15 dollars for a gin and soda. In my experience of frequenting Nowhere, I found the majority of the bartenders to be really cool and down to earth (characteristics that can be hard to find in the NYC bar scene). The only (small) issue with Nowhere is the $25 card minimum, which can be high relative to the drink prices. But, I've never had an issue meeting the minimum. read more

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My husband & I stayed in NY for Labor Day weekend and one of the places we kept going back to was Nowhere. Sonny the bartender was wonderful - he's so down to earth and approachable, he made good, strong drinks, reasonably priced, but more than that: my husband lost an item in the bar and no one had seen it. Right after we left - literally a block down the street on our way to the subway - we hear someone bellow my husband's name. We turn around in surprise, 'cause we don't know anyone in NY, and it's Sonny! Someone had turned in the lost item right after we left and he ran outside to get it back to us. We gave him a hug and thanked him, and promptly came back the next night for more drinks. Also: DJ Dexter Driscoll was so sweet - he even took requests. I definitely recommend everyone check it out! Also love the atmosphere and décor inside! Thanks! read more

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For the staff member who denied me service, please see the following link for proof that Janssen=Johnson & Johnson. Instead of researching on the internet whether or not what I said was true, the worker who opened the bar just flat out denied me. I can't tell when last I was discriminated against like this. I only wish there were people in the bar, but the bar had just opened. Then again, perhaps there was a reason nobody was in there...I've certainly seen bars have a solid amount of customers right after opening. https://www.jnj.com/latest-news/things-to-know-about-johnson-johnson-janssen-covid-19-vaccine read more

You would think that a place meant to be a safe space for the LGBT community would hire people who aren't, you know, against that very same community. I was assaulted by a bouncer here and have heard nothing from the people here. No one stepped in to assist me. I called the cops, but only dealt with threats of being arrested too because the bouncer lied and said I assaulted him. It could have went way better if management had stepped in. If you're going to provide a safe space for others, employ the right people to provide that very same space. On a positive note, the bartenders were nice. read more

It's concerning what has happened with Friday happy hour. I swear we were the only gay people there and the 70s rock killed the usually vibe read more

In a gay world full of oppressive top-40s pop music, unfriendly muscle queens, and conspicuous consumption, Nowhere feels like a precious, endangered species. Some of the most clever DJing in a NY scene that can feel suffocatingly samey and probably the most down-to-earth, approachable, clever crowd you'll find in the city's gay spots. My favorite homo bar in the city. After all, Nowhere in Greek is utopia (sorry, couldn't help that one). read more

I was looking for a place to have a drink in the area, and I picked Nowhere at random. It was a Friday night at around 12am, and the bar was about half empty. *Interesting* decoration: jockstraps hanging from the ceiling, hardcore 70s gay porn videos playing on the TV screens, scruffy-looking bartenders wearing assless buttchaps... Very divey feel, relaxed East-Village crowd, and great music mix! Too bad it wasn't more crowded and that no one was dancing, or I probably would have partaken myself. The drinks were pretty cheap (around $5 or $6); kudos for the beers on tap (Hoegaarden, yay!). There's a small lounge area with couches in the back. While I was there some idiot complained to me about there being lesbians in the bar: WTF? Not exactly my type of bar, but I still had a good time and may stop by again if I'm in the neighborhood. UPDATE (08/07/07): I've been going to Nowhere quite a bit more recently, and it might well be my new fave gay dive EV bar. The first time I went must have been a special event: on most nights it's quite a bit more low-key, with a lot of regulars just hanging out and having a drink. People, including the bartenders, are very friendly, and the drinks are cheap. Great place to unwind over a beer with a friend. read more

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Nowhere was a great smaller local gay bar that still brings the party. The only reason I gave them three stars was for drink prices. There is a 20 dollar minimum and they wanted me to buy like 1,000 drinks because all there drinks are fairly cheap. I'll be back though... hopefully If I bring cash I won't have to pay the 20 dollar minimum read more

Ummm not really my scene but I come here with my friends. They warned me about the bathrooms...so I cannot describe how gross or filthy it really is but hey they give you FRESH POPPED POPCORN. 1 STAR for the FRESH POPPED POPCORN! read more

Kajagoogoo would probably never sing about this place because nobody I've met here is ever Too Shy*. People here seem to be friendly and relaxed and you can strike up a conversation easily. Not like some of the places in Chelsea or Hell's Kitchen where people just want to be seen but if you try to talk to them, they freeze like they're auditioning for a remake of "Mannequin". (Which was far superior to "Mannequin 2: On the Move-- I mean, I like William Ragsdale but he is no Andrew McCarthy) In any event, this is kind of a cool place. It's very laid back and much like an English Muffin, has lots of nooks and crannies where you can go and talk with friends new or old. Plus it's very dimly lit, so that helps me look better. Drinks seem to be okay. I had a couple of beers and I am not convinced the tap lines are cleaned regularly. To me this seems to be the type of place you'd either start your evening or end your evening. _____________________ * I have no idea what the hell he's singing about, but I'm liking the hair http://youtu.be/nKWbMJOIkUk read more

This a pretty straight-forward dive bar with nothing particularly amazing to mention. They do have a pool area and the drinks are cheap. This place is very laid back with no pretense. read more

Cheap happy hour drinks, friendly bartender (and bouncer!) and cool vibes/ambiance. Loved that they were decorated for Halloween. $3 drafts and $6 draft + shot is pretty hard to beat, so you should come here and check it out. Random $25 credit card minimum, which is high considering this is a cheap bar and it's 2016. Just a heads up! Didn't even realize this was a gay bar until we had been drinking there for awhile. I love that it's downplayed and that they make everyone feel welcome. read more

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The bartender with the beard rudely snatched money from my hands, when I simply asked if there were change machines for the pool machine. When he came back, I said to him calmly that it wasn't necessary of him to snatch from me. After sitting down for about 5 mins, he approaches my friend and me. He then belittles me. Clearly, he doesn't appreciate females in the space. read more

After volunteering to pack up safe sex kits packs all afternoon I decided I deserved a drink. I wanted to go somewhere I usually don't go to. Luckily I had a copy of next magazine in my bag. I looked at the East Village bars and saw the location of Nowhere was about the closest both to a train home and to where I was. I got there around 5:15 Pm today. There were maybe 7 or 8 people at the long bar. I ordered a screwdriver since I noticed the specials on well drinks in the magazine and on the chalkboard outside the bar. The bartender was courteous and attentive, After I was just about finished with the first one h came over and asked if I wanted another. I replied affirmatively. Both drinks were strong without being overly strong. But for $3 you can't really complain. I thanked the bartender before leaving but after he asked if I wanted a third. read more

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Came in expecting to just grab one drink. I took money out of the ATM located inside that charges 3.00 since they have a 20.00 Debt card minimum . I waited at the bar for about 10 min it was not busy however I decided to flag the bartender and he ignored me and passed by me 3 times to help others. I would have waited longer had he acknowledged me and asked for me to wait but after 15 min of just being ignored I decided to walk out. I was the only person of color at the bar I hope that was not the reason for being overlooked. read more

Came in tonight and bought one cocktail. Told the Caucasian bartender after that I wanted a (relatively cheap) beer and was told to wait because he had other drinks to make. Totally understand, no problem at all. Then continued to wait about 15 minutes while I watched him serve every other white person at the bar that literally ordered after me. Finally left after receiving no attention and no service. I get that white people in NY are racist but it's 2022? Maybe serve other people at the bar that you don't want to sleep with. read more

Came out pretty late to just chill out and enjoy the night. This place was perfect, the guy working the bar made excellent drinks and was just super pleasant. The bar is very cozy, and a little divey, but it's charming most of all. Will definitely come back often. read more

So I'm more then f****** annoyed, at this point! 1. My boyfriend who is absolutely responsible with his personal items, got robbed, gotta blame the dancers... ( in my opinion). I got a phone call from him while he was outside our midtown west apartment, He finally figured out that his wallet was missing I paid the cab. 2. Called the bar asked if anyone found a wallet. (Long story short) Bartender said the music was to loud while I was on the phone with him, which I gave him the benefit of the doubt if he truly couldn't hear me on the phone, or if he was ignoring me. He hung up. Tried again (same thing)... 3. This is what truly irked me. Decided hell I'll take a 12 dollar Uber, we live in midtown west. Walk into the establishment, Talked to the bouncer explaining hey, my boyfriend's wallet is missing tried calling etc etc. ..bouncer pulls the Mgr over.. The mgr is asking me questions what's the full name I give it etc. His response well no one has turned anything in, give it 30/40 mins if the people downstairs turn it in.. (Cool beans) in my head, Mgr walks away. So for the 30/40 mins I rather just chill and order a drink. Bouncer says it's a 5.00 dollar cover charge. Ok all I have on me is a credit card and a debit card no cash. Ask to use the ATM. The bouncer responded with well there is an ATM across the street.) yet there is an ATM in the back of this bar. Ask for the mgr again. He comes over I explain hey I rather just order a drink and wait till you find out from who ever is downstairs).. the bouncer won't let me in without paying the 5.00 dollar cover charge can I use the ATM in the back of the bar, here's my driver license to hold onto while I withdraw a 20, so I can pay your cover charge. The mgr JR responded with well there is an ATM across the street. To me that's no compassion what so ever, is this crappy ass establishment so money hungry for 5.00 dollars.. I'm sure the ATM fee was probably at least 2.00+ I'm not positive but most ATMS in NYC are 3.00 dollars and more. I refused to go across the street and use there ATM to withdraw money to pay the cover.. So I left, ordered my Uber back to our place.. got home explained it to my boyfriend, He was knocked out and didn't seem to worried. When he wakes up I'm sure he's going to care about his ID, as far as cards go I transferred most of the money to my cards and even if so hope who ever took the wallet gets caught... waited till 3:55am called back and talked to Raul apparently a wallet was turned in with just 5.00 dollars in it. I asked for the description of the wallet they found cause my boyfriends wallet is just a plain black coach wallet.. He wouldn't tell me just stated to come in tomorrow.... So later on today I'll call again and see where things go and hopefully this place can jump from a 1 star to a 4 read more

Best goddam bar in NYC. Have been coming here since I was a young thing (legally mind you because it is not possible to get past bouncers without your ID/ don't try it) and it still gives me the neighborhood queer vibe I need to get by. Music is always a party and DJ takes care of the crowd during events (fire in the hole/discoden.) Excellent bartending staff, outside a very rare and unprecedented occurrence recently. I came in on a Tuesday night visiting from Chicago for vacation, mingled and attempted to grab drinks at the bar. At first I thought I must not be able to hear an accent right because I can't understand a thing the bartender is saying once I'm able to catch her attention (attention being used very loosely, she more or less stared at me for a minute), but I'm guessing she was mighty wasted. I'm a bartender, I get it, sometimes you gotta have a drink to get through the night. But this was on another level. Incoherent mumbling, really slow service with the service being visibly intoxicated and incorrect half the time. After a while I stopped trying to throw money down and just hung around until me and my group of friends went to another bar to actually drink. Nowhere has been an anchor for me every time I visit and I don't want that to change. Hopefully things get cleaned up by my next visit. read more

Living in Manhattan, I've become accustomed to having certain privileges. Cab always available, a terrific steak dinner in midtown, enough lawyers and doctors to date that I might actually be able to pay my student loan debt, and upscale bars with fantastic mood lighting. Nowhere Bar has none of these things. I had been sitting at home on Sunday night, relaxing after a long day, reading my book when my phone rang and one of my fabulous friends invited me out for drinks at this bar. Thus a 20 minute cab ride later, I was walking into this seedy dark establishment. Tonight...I was slumming it. The decor of the place was "dormitory chic". Shredded toilet paper was strewn all over the floor in small piles, as well as hung from the ceiling in streamers. Apparently, this was in the event that the bathroom was in use, you could just make on the floor and wipe up. My friend was waiting patiently in the corner, and ordered me a cider beer. The cost? $5, which for NYC is really not that expensive. Unfortunately, the cost of those beers change depending on the bartender, as the younger bartender charged us only $3 for the same drink. Nothing turns me on more than a bartender with bad math skills...and this man was on the road to marrying me. Sunday night, was drunk college student night, but honestly, I have the distinct feeling that every night in this bar is drunk college student night. Not that I have anything against that, but at the age of *ahem* 37 (yes...I'm admitting it), I'm a little beyond worrying how I'm going to get my term paper done after consuming several cocktails. I'm more concerned how my 401k is going to survive a downturn in the economy. The "party" of the night had something to do with drunk hippy guys, because the man who kept getting on the microphone had not seen a bar of soap or a pair of scissors in many, many, many, MANY months! In fact, If he hadn't been all of 23 years old, I would have considered him to be a close friend of my mother's from her Woodstock days. I kept thinking I had fallen into a remake of the movie "hair"...a really bad remake. And just like in the movie, we had nudity. The host of the bar made an announcement. "Come up to the bar and show me your dick, asshole, or extended vaginal lips and you'll get a free shot!" First of all...as a gay man, I have no clue what "extended vaginal lips" are...and I don't think I want to know. And the idea of drinking an unknown shot in a college bar, while they were attempting to solicit for the amateur strip show, was probably not a good idea on my part. I've been known to do things I shouldn't after drinking a few too many drinks. But as the cocktail waiter approached me, and asked me to expose myself, I couldn't resist. It isn't like I've not shown it to anyone before. Hell...I been known to email a picture on request. So yes...I dropped my pants for the "mystery drink". So today...two days later, my hangover finally subsiding I've learned some things. 1) I'm not in my 20's anymore. 2) No matter how free the shot...never drink cheap tequila. 3) Future rich husbands do not hang out at dive bars. 4) Cabs rarely stop in the East Village to pick up drunk people wanting to go home. read more

Nowhere definitely lives up to it's name. It's a confused little place. One part dive bar, one part martini bar, one part lesbian pool hall, all rolled into what feels like Frat House basement, but teeming with gay people. Confusing, right? I know. But I guess that's why they call it Nowhere: because you might as well be at any of the above type locations, but instead you're here. I came one recent evening to meet up with some friends and sample the drinks. I ordered a Manhattan, a surprising choice even for me, and it was tasty - they do actually have quite a lot of top-shelf liquor, even if it feels like a beer kind of place (they have lots of beer too). I'd put it up there with Pieces for one of those in-between-ey gay bars that's just content to be what it is: Nowehere. How's that for profound. read more

It stinks in there, man. It took me a long time to get used to that. I used to go to this bar in Southern Indiana called Uncle Elizabeth's. It was in a double-wide trailer, and it had a pool table and juke box and cheap drinks, and everybody knew my name, which is Cliff. That's one of my favorite places on earth. Nowhere feels like a cheap imitation of that small-town bar atmosphere. And by cheap, I mean it stinks in there. They had a neat drink special going on, but the bathrooms were yucky, the space is awkward, and the volume of the music clashed with the atmosphere the bar was trying to maintain. It gets one star for $3 domestics (it was a Thursday) and 1 star for, as Ro Ro R. says, fresh popped popcorn because it masked the stink. read more

This would be a fun bar even without all the jokes that come to mind regarding the name ("so where'd you go last night?" "Ummm, nowhere..."). Low ceilings, low lighting and plenty of nooks and corners and crannies for hanging out or making out. There's a pool table and fabulous bathroom graffiti (don't forget your markers!) It's funny how a lot of the other Yelp reviews say it's a younger crowd in there... I was definitely there on Buddies night. On Tuesday night at 1:30AM there was a nice crowd of mostly bears. There was a DJ, (although they do have a jukebox too; it was shut off that night) and they serve $3 Yeungling and shots of Jäger, and $2 PBRs. John the bartender was fabulous and chatted us up once the masses had all been served; he had cute tattoos and piercings and an adorably subtle lisp. I'll be back soon; it's cheap and close to work and sometimes a gal just wants to unwind and have a drink someplace where she knows none of the guys will hit on her. read more

Any place that has queer plastered on the front door in the good way is pretty much the only place in the world that I want to be. I've been to Nowhere a BUNCH on weeknights, and it is stellar. The fly happy hour drink specials keep me coming back for more. $3 Yuenglings? Yes, please! Nowhere has that dive-y feel and is just crowded enough*. The bar-goers are VERY laid back and diverse in terms of queer/not queer/masculine presenting/feminine presenting/trans/not trans, which is precisely what I look for in a hang out spot. There's definitely more queer men here than anything else, but even the few folks in the bar at any given time that identify outside of this is comforting for me. The seating is great. There are plenty of bar stools lined up against the bar. Also, there are couches and comfy chairs that cover the perimeter of the main area of the bar/dance floor on certain nights. There is also a nook with a comfy couch if you're looking for something a little bit more closed-off [although, good luck getting that spot --- it's hot real estate!], and one more private-esque area in the way back of the bar. I really enjoy how Nowhere makes use of all of the nooks and crannys in this space. SO cozy. There are two bathrooms. The one towards the back has a single stall with a lock. The bathroom in the front, not so much. There's also a pool table, if that's your kind of thing. Prior to this past Friday night, I had only been to Nowhere on weeknights. The weekly Friday night queer party Hot Rabbit, which used to be held at Heather's Bar, recently changed locations and is now at Nowhere. I went this past Friday, and it was super chill. Pretty great mix of people; everyone was super friendly. I talked to a bunch of folks that I had just met that night, and danced with a few others. The vibe is super laid back, which is always nice on a Friday night. Although, dancing was definitely not the focus of this party --- there was not a whole lot of it goin' on. I like to bust a move on the dance floor just as much as the next guy, but the focus on talking and chilling is sweet. I'm looking forward to more Hot Rabbits at this new location in the future. ___ *Yup, Goldylocks style. read more

This might be my favorite dive gay bar in the city. Actually, it's the only dive gar bar that I know of in the city. Yes, I know, if you're playing pool and wander too close to the door of the men's bathroom, you're going to get a strong whiff of urine. Yes, I know, the place is large enough to hold about 270 people, but there are never more than 9 people in the whole place (that's at 3% capacity, for all you math nerds out there). However, Nowhere has its charm in its Happy Hour, free pool, free pizza, free popcorn...wait, how the hell does this place manage to stay in business if it's giving away everything for free and with only 9 customers a night??? read more

What do you get when you throw a bunch of drag queens into a gay 'dive' bar with a pool table? You get a bunch of cross-dressing queens shooting pool. That sums up Nowhere on a Thursday night. Laid back, chill and eclectic mix of music (a bit too loud for my taste), dim lights, some stools and seats, a pool table. Not pretentious (at all). Beer on tap (Hoegaarden, Brooklyn lager, Sam Addams, among others). I also think they work on a reverse happy hour schedule; the drinks got cheaper as the night wore on. Maybe it's the tips? Tip your bartender. They're nice. He even told me that there's a changing room in the back; I assume he meant if ever my friends and I needed a place to change into drag. Hm, nice to know. Bathrooms are clean. read more

One of my favorite bars in NYC. Everyone is so friendly and it's always packed. Happy hour from 1:30 -3am, I believe. *inserts gif of a pair of lesbians riding a unicorn over a rainbow tiled disco floor* Fridays nights are where its at! read more

I go to Nowhere for the Moustache Ride parties they have each month. It's always fun to dress up to the themes, and act silly without any pretense. The no frills divey environment of the place is excellent, and the drinks are fairly cheap. As for this pretentious review from Patrick D. (from awful Yinzburgh,PA) "Living in Manhattan, I've become accustomed to having certain privileges. Cab always available, a terrific steak dinner in midtown, enough lawyers and doctors to date that I might actually be able to pay my student loan debt, and upscale bars with fantastic mood lighting." If you want the posh "Sex and the City" "Will and Grace" dream that made you move to this town, don't go to any gay bars downtown. And "future rich husbands"??? Yeah..you've definitely made it in this town at the age of 37. read more

The door says "QUEER BAR" and I think thats probably the best description. If you are cool, hip and straight chances are you have been here. If you are a neighborhood bar kinda person, chances are, you have your favorite seat in the joint. And if you are gay and don't need all the chelsea blah blah, you like the conversations at Nowhere. VERY cool people, no pretention, no drama (well, sometimes but it's usually very entertaining), and the FROZEN MARGARITAs are ass kickers! read more