I honestly don't understand this place. I order the simplest thing on the menu nearly every time I go. Well, second simplest maybe. . . A cheeseburger. . . and they somehow they mess it up in the absolute most baffling way possible.
This place is mad convenient for me since it's like literally across the street. It should be the best place to go for quick crappy food, but it is more convenient, faster, and cheaper to get in my car and drive to the Farmer Boys down the street than deal with this place. They would honestly get my business 10 times as much as they did if they were in any way competent.
If this was the first time something like this had happened, I'd understand. It's not though. Last year I waited 20 minutes in my car for 2 simple breakfast sandwiches ordered straight off the menu. When I was tired of waiting I went inside to figure out what was going on. They had apparently lost my order and put it in again. I waited another fifteen minutes to get handed a bag. Got to my car and my S.O. had just gotten food from the girl who'd walked it out. We checked both bags and neither had what we ordered in it. It was -- like everything I've dealt with at this place when I try to go back every three months or so -- the most confusing and infuriating thing that has ever happened to me at a fast food restaurant, well, before today.
I've never gotten food at the window in the drive through here, like they make me go wait in a parking spot and bring it out. I don't know if that's common at McDonald's everywhere now, but it is like this here even late at night when there's only a few people in the drive through. It wouldn't be so bad, but they're doing it to everyone. So the 30 or 40 seconds it takes for their employee to bring out each person's food to them starts extending other guests wait times by more and more, and takes someone off the line that could be helping to put together food faster. I think it slows them down way too much, and that they're doing it to beat some corporate customer service algorithm based on how long people wait in the drive through line, but it's actually making their customer service much much worse.
So I've started only going inside of the restaurant to order now, even if I'm driving. Strangely, this feels more convenient, even if it's not, and when it feels like a madhouse in there most times I go in. Guests going behind the counter to grab sauces, every table needing a wipe down, and people constantly complaining to the staff that their orders are wrong are the most common things I've seen.
Today was the last time I'll go though, and it's for, again, the most baffling thing ever. There was NO meat on my cheeseburger. You know that item that literally is part of the name of the item. Yeah. . . it just wasn't there. It's just unacceptable, and weird. I'm not asking for weird variations on my meal. I'm not asking to replace ketchup for ranch, or for them to create some strange mashup of meats named after something you'd find on a website you don't tell your wife you know about, or some other dumb thing some people would be upset about when writing a one star review. I just want a cheeseburger. The one thing they have been selling since they first opened in the 40's or 50's or whatever. It's FIVE simple ingredients on a bun, meat being the most prominent and necessary of them to make it a cheeseBURGER. Forgot the pickles, that sucks, no biggie, I got some. Forgot Ketchup? I got that too. Forget the cheese, well, that stinks, but it's at least a burger still. Forget the meat? Well now you've given me something that isn't even a thing. It's a ketchup sandwich with cheese. Did some vegetarian get dragged to Mickey Ds and think, I don't want a salad, I want a ketchup sandwich? Was this some picky four-year-old's idea of a meal? Is there a new diet that says you'll lose weight by avoiding protein and only consuming carbs, dairy, and pickled vegetables? Why is there no MEAT on this burger? Why are you so close and so bad!? Why do I keep assuming things will be adequate by fast food standards the next time I go when they have never, ever lived up to even those lowered expectations?
So yeah. Avoid this place if you can. Go hit up something else in the area, or check to make sure you got the meat you ordered on the bread it comes with before you walk back to your apartment only to find out you got a ketchup sandwich. read more