Everyone ordered the same burger.
The village smash burger…read morewith extra patty + cheese!
Stack analyst: 7/10
This smash burger was solid. Crispy toasted bun, super thin patties with an awesome sear and crunchy edges. One of the few burgers lately I didn't feel needed extra salt. Could've used a little more garlic aioli, but overall it was delicious. Definitely would get it again
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Double stack Daddy: 9/10
Double patty done right. Crispy edges, juicy beef, perfectly melted cheese, and every bite was packed with flavor without feeling overdone. AIOLI WAS simple, fresh, and exactly what a smash burger should be. Definitely worth the stop if you're craving a legit burger.
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Braddah Big Buns: 7/10
Shmall kine dry, need more sauce, patty too wide for da buns. But buggah still action
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Grilled Apostle: 8.5/10
Order the Village Smash Burger will extra patty & cheese. Very flavorful, but not as juicy as I would like it.
Bun was crisp, bacon added an extra touch to the burger making it more than average, delicious!
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Captain Messy Hands, Keeper of the Drip: 7/10
stepping into the smash burger arena for the very first time. Ordered the Village Smash Burger
Double Angus patties, cracked pepper crust, mustard, bacon, lettuce, tomato, onions, American cheese, and their signature Village sauce. This thing came out looking clean, sharp, and locked in.
First bite?
I finally understood the smash burger hype.
The patties were thin, crispy around the edges, and perfectly executed the way a smash burger should be. That cracked pepper crust gave every bite a nice little punch, and the sear on the beef carried the whole experience. No sloppy grill work here! This burger knew exactly what it wanted to be.
Now let's address The drip.
Or in this case... the lack of it.
This burger leaned more dry than messy. Not Sahara desert dry and not dry in a bad way, just controlled. Precise. Balanced. The bun actually deserves respect here because it stayed soft, moist, and held together from first bite to last bite without collapsing under pressure. Structurally elite.
But CMH lives for chaos.
I like burgers that need a stack of napkins nearby. Burgers where sauce hits the wrist. Burgers that fight back.
This wasn't that type of burger.
And honestly? I still respect it.
Final Verdict...A clean, well executed smash burger with serious crust game. Not a drippy monster, but a strong introduction to the smash burger world.
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The Premium Purists: 9.5/10
The Village Smash Burger is a trendy modern burger that still hits with nostalgic deluxe flavors.
I was very impressed by this burger. To me it was luxury in every bite! The balance of flavors from the beef, seasoning, sauce and LTO was on point. Buns stayed solid throughout the entire experience. It's a smash so the patties were a little drier but to me the flavors made up for the lack of juice.