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    Magic Time Machine

    3.5 (818 reviews)
    Closed 4:00 pm - 10:00 PM
    Updated over 3 months ago

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    MAGIC TIME MACHINE ATMOSPHERE

    What's the vibe?
    Moderate noise
    Casual
    Touristy
    Good for groups

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    Nacho Libre

    We love the Magic Time Machine and are regulars. There was nothing regular about our visit with Nacho Libre. He is incredible! The whole family from babies to teenagers and adults thoroughly enjoyed ourselves. Food was good, too. Thanks to everyone who made the evening unforgettable especially Miles Morales, Squid the balloon artist, and Bill Nye the photographer. Dream come true for a 3 year old to see the real Spiderman.

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    Meeka T.

    Had a wonderful time. The food was great. Filet mignon was cooked perfect and was tender. The white rabbit made us laugh.

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    Jessica A.

    I've been to Magic Time Machine twice several years apart and it has exceeded expectations both times. The table next to us said "This is the ultimate kid-friendly restaurant" and I couldn't agree more. The characters, decor, and charm make it so special and the food was great too. I had the chicken Alfredo and it was very good. A rare occasion where you don't have to sacrifice food quality for a fun atmosphere. We will be back again!

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    Kerrie M.

    The service was entertaining and the food was tasty! The decor was fun to look at, and the atmosphere was fun and relaxed. I'd come back with friends again!

    The cheesecake my daughter got for her birthday
    Joe C.

    This place has good food and even better service we went for my daughter's birthday dinner she had a blast I strongly recommend for good food and great service hit this place up.

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    Aj G.

    Amazing service from Daphne. Her and Jix sang my wife happy birthday. Food was tasty. We had a great time. It was a great experience I honestly hadn't been in about 20 years. It was relaxing and a great time. Zero complaints. It's a fun family night. This place I iconic San Antonio.

    my little family after my birthday dinner ended
    Erin J.

    been coming here for YEARS, and there's sooo much i love about it and this place NEVER fails to make me visit more magical than the last! i recently celebrated my 20th birthday on Nov 9th and we had the honor of having Ace Ventura! PLAYED THE PART SOOOO WELL ABSOLUTELY LOVED!!! he was quick and sweet and funny super funny and helpful and rlly a great experience overall!! and can't forget a mention of bill nye, barbie, loki, Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III, raven, bubbles, and the white rabbit from the alice in wonderland, everyone played their part sooo extremely well:)!!! BARBIE WAS ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC!!!!ESPECIALLY bc pink was my birthday theme! i absolutely loved the keep sake memory pictures taken!! the food was super great, my in laws liked it:) establishment is amazingly decorated and clean as always!! i can't wait to celebrate my 21st birthday next year here!!!

    Birthday girl

    The experience was amazing, enjoyed our Barbie waitress. The food is average, and we celebrated a friends birthday!

    Grilled chicken parmigiana

    My family and I went for the first time on a Friday evening to celebrate the 18th birthday of our twins. We had a wonderful time. The staff was entertaining and we were laughing most of the night. If you plan to visit keep in mind it's more about entertainment than the food. I ordered the grilled chicken parmigiana. It could have used more marinara and cheese but we definitely plan to visit again.

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    John W.

    Food is always decent, you dont go to MTM for the food quit honestly. Its about time with family and/or friends, the experience, and fun. I do LOVE the salad bar though! And of course the best part, the entertainer waitstaff. Some are more naturally into presenting a show with good service than others, and I have been going since 2016 to present, most recently last month (July 2025), and NACHO is El Jefe' here! He's the man! Totally makes the entertainment and dinner amazing, and you feel like your money was more than well spent. He's on another level in comparison to the others. The only thing Id like to see is TMT have a slight "FACE LIFT" externally and internally. The old, rustic, nostalgic feeling isnt to be lost, but dont let dust and, rot, or old and uninteresting set in. Just being honest as a patron and fan.

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    Shela P.

    Food was really good. I got an herb chicken and it was so tender it just fell of the bone! Staff was so much fun ! Atmosphere is amazing and fun. Definitely will be back again !

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    9 months ago

    Great way to spend my nieces birthday! Eggman and snow white were so fun! They made her year!

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    10 months ago

    Food and server were awesome. We have been to another Time Machine and this one is the best by far.

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    10 months ago

    Had a blast with the extended family. My teenage kids loved it even if they didn't know all the characters the waiters were playing.

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    Great food and service. Portions are great. Must come to place for special occasions and when u need a pick me up.

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    1 year ago

    The food was mediocre but the service was amazing! Very fun atmosphere with the characters. My kids loved it

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    First Time Trying It Was Fun The Food Was Delicious . Great Restaurant For Little Ones .

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    the kids loved it and it was very interacting i would go again the food was good but we really went for the kids to have fun

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    1 year ago

    Amazing service and great hospitality. They get into their character so we'll and the food is good.

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    So much fun and customer service is amazing always a great time they make u feel so welcome and always enjoy our event there

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    Ask the Community - Magic Time Machine

    Is a Service dog allowed?

    Yes, 100%!

    How would I make reservations for this coming Saturday?

    I was just there in September, I called to make a reservation & they said they no longer do reservations. What you need to do is call them at least 1 hour before you're going to arrive and they will put your name down on a list. you will get text… Read more

    Do they take reservations ? If so can we pick what room we are seated in?

    No & no. Call 1 hour before you're going to arrive & you'll be put in a "waiting list." You'll… Read more

    Is the restaurant wheelchair accessible?

    I would say yes - many seating configurations, ramps and willing servers to help with all your needs - like the salad bar car! Add a horn/squeaky toy/party favor that makes noises.... and you will fit right in. Watch your speed as there seems to… Read more

    What's in the rum runner?

    We did not have drinks. I’m assuming it’s a alcoholic beverage with rum and other ingredients

    Is the mine shaft a night club?

    Hi, Lilly! The mine shaft is more of a cocktail lounge than night club, and one of the most unique cocktail lounges in San Antonio at that. We always have some sort of entertainment going on, whether it's a live band or comedy acts. If you haven't… Read more

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    The Bang Bang Bar - The triple threat pizza

    The Bang Bang Bar

    4.4(231 reviews)
    2.8 mi
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    Recently we hosted our Morrissey After Party at Bang Bang Bar, following the former Smiths…read morefrontman's sold-out January 10th performance at the Boeing Center at Tech Port and honestly, we couldn't have written a better script. Morrissey hadn't graced San Antonio in over 10 years, with past cancellations and postponements haunting fans along the way. So when he finally returned, San Antonio Moz fans showed up and showed out. Despite multiple after-party options across the city, fans from Brazil, the UK, Canada, Japan, and all across the U.S. chose Bang Bang Bar as the place to be on a cold Saturday night. Hosted by local emcee Ricardo Moz and Apollo DJ, the night turned into one for the history books. Bang Bang Bar is easily one of Texas' best dive-lounge bars...the perfect blend of gritty and cozy. Great cocktail program, solid beer selection, and a vibe that just works. The décor leans heavy into a 1950s-60s lounge aesthetic, with intimate spaces like the Blue Room and Yellow Room, perfect for groups of 7-10. Low lighting, warm atmosphere, and zero pretension exactly what you want for a night like this. Bang Bang Bar consistently supports local and touring acts, spanning punk, alternative, and DJ-driven nights, and this Moz Smiths Disco was no exception. It was wall-to-wall classics all night long. Major credit to Phanie and the Bang Bang Bar management they rolled up their sleeves, brought in extra bar staff, and handled an overwhelming crowd like pros. Fans waited up to 45 minutes in the cold, with a line wrapping around the building, and the energy inside never dipped. As the host of Panic On The Streets, I'm incredibly thankful to Bang Bang Bar for helping us pull off one of the best after-parties we've done in years. Fittingly, 2026 marks the 10-year anniversary of both Bang Bang Bar and Panic On The Streets of San Antonio and what a way to celebrate. Bang Bang Bar has long been one of my favorite bars in town, and after this night, that reputation is more than earned. Can't wait to do another Moz Smiths Disco here. -- Panic On The Streets of San Antonio

    I've been here a couple of times and have always had a great time. The server/waitress was very…read morefriendly and knowledgeable on what they offered. They were happy to answer my questions and I was never made to feel rushed. The bar itself has an awesome vibe. It's divey but offer fancy drinks. The bar has a stage (we've seen FEA perform there) and they have ample seating (tables, couches, stools, etc). I also enjoy how each couch area is its own living room setup (think of what you see when shopping for couches/coffee tables) and feel/vibe. I make it a point to come and visit this bar any time I'm in San Antonio. We love supporting Phanie and her bands in any way possible. Girl in a Coma and FEA 4ever!

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    The Bang Bang Bar - More Moz Fam dancing!

    More Moz Fam dancing!

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    Frozen irish coffees!

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    RD Speakeasy - Exterior entrance

    RD Speakeasy

    4.7(78 reviews)
    0.2 miOak Park/Northwood
    $$

    Rd Hidden is one of my preferred destinations - whether meeting a close friend or enjoying a solo…read morevisit - to unwind with a well-deserved beverage while catching up on personal finances. On a recent visit, a best friend reserved a spot for us, and we ended up staying for an extended, thoroughly enjoyable time. Special thanks to Parker for the attentive service. Thanks, Parker, you are amazing. This remains one of my top hidden gems.

    Enjoyed my visit to the RD Speakeasy. It wasn't easy to find, but was worth the search! After I…read moremade the reservation online, I got the confirmation but not the password. So on the way, I texted and requested the password. After a brief search and knocking on several doors, I realized the entrance is behind the restaurant in its own small parking lot. Look for the green light and avoid searching around like a weirdo, like me lol. Once inside, I found the interior is cozy with seating for couples, small groups and bar seating. We asked the mixologist to put his own spin on old fashions and he delivered. I'm addicted to the spicy cinnamon version that he created! The quail pops were a nice little appetizer although they could have used a bit more seasoning. I think the drink and app prices were very reasonable. Service was laid back and friendly. My only reco would be to maybe put a bit more thought into the vintage decor and secret restroom. The restroom lock was hard to figure out, especially after a drink or two lol. Overall this Speakeasy is a great spot to add a bit of intrigue to your evening.

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    Shrimp corn dogs and soft pretzel

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    RD Speakeasy

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    La Patrona Restaurant Patio Bar - Entrance in the back

    La Patrona Restaurant Patio Bar

    4.1(103 reviews)
    0.4 miOak Park/Northwood
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    Women-owned & operated
    Live music

    Found a hidden gem in this restaurant. We were hiking with the two dogs and this restaurant is dog…read morefriendly. Beautiful patio area with fans in all the right places. Artificial turf made it look great and feel really clean. There is a stage although we were there at noon. Food is for real. I had the beef enchilada plate and it was excellent. Like mi abuela was in the kitchen! Ice cold beer and satisfying chips with beans and salsa. Staff was friendly and attentive. A great spot to try. Prices were reasonable; worth the food.

    Now I know why this is a sponsored client…read more It seems sometimes I'm harsh, but if you read my profile I was in food service for 10 years and really know the ins and outs * note- today is cinco de mayo. There are only two servers working. But also hardly any full tables. I have seen my server once. No water, no re fills, no chips (all I have left is the giant hair in my chip basket). And my guacamole appetizer is 25 min and counting. Just got here. Oh no. It's not real guac. Comes from a premade source. Icky. Idk. I was just pumped to go out tonight and am sad I chose this place. Now I just found what looks like a shrimp vein or giant hair in the guac. Lawd help me. Food might be ok. But I need a few perks too like service, chip refill, water, and not to be made to feel a burden because I'm a table of one. And please don't serve water downed house margaritas on 5/5/2026

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    La Patrona Restaurant Patio Bar
    La Patrona Restaurant Patio Bar - Enchiladas Nortenas

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    Magic Time Machine - tradamerican - Updated May 2026

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