I surprised my boyfriend with a couples massage for his Birthday and I could not have picked a better place to do it! We were greeted so warmly by Mona and felt comfortable instantly. While booking the reservation, I let them know it was for my boyfriends birthday and they decorated the whole room! There were adorable balloons, flowers, and candles. Our massage was super relaxing and simply amazing. At the end, they brought us glasses of wine of our choice and some chocolates. They even sang Happy Birthday! My boyfriend absolutely loved his surprise and we had the best experience possible. Will be back a million times! read more

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I do like this spa. I came here today after purchasing a package for a 60 minute (clearly stated) massage on Pulsd. I arrived and met Demi who was really courteous and was ushered into this cozy room that was set up nicely with robes and an electric fireplace. Demi was great in getting the knots out of my neck and shoulder area. She was professional and very nice. My big complaint is that the massage lasted only 40-45 minutes. I timed it from start to finish after I read that the same happened to others. When I'm paying for a 60-minute massage, I expect it to last 60 minutes. But instead, the massage ended 15 minutes earlier than expected which left me pretty disappointed. Was it worth the $45 (and tip) that I paid for the Pulsd deal? Maybe. But I feel like there are better places where you can get more of your money's worth. It makes me sad to give this review because this place does has potential. read more

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I went for a couples massage to surprise my boyfriend for his birthday. Truly a great massage! Before your massage, they give you a form to fill out based on some medical history, as well as any sensitive areas around your body so they know what to either target or avoid. The picture I attached was of my room and the smell of lavender and calming music instantly made me happy. The massage itself was just what I needed. I preferred a gentler massage and let my masseuse know. I ended up knocking out toward the end. My partner loved it as well! Would totally recommend. The receptionist took my jacket and offered me tea or water and even though the location is a bit smaller it was professional, quaint, and most importantly clean. Here's the Breakdown: Service - Excellent Massage - Excellent Location - Average Cleanliness - Excellent Overall Professionalism - Excellent Affordability - Reasonable/Average Tips: -They are VERY timely here. Get here 15 minutes early especially if it's your first time. It takes a good 7-10 minutes to fill out the forms -They are located in a building that harbors other businesses. I took a picture of the front attached to this review. read more

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For our 36th wedding anniversary, we booked a couples massage. My husband's masseuse was Donna, the woman who gave me my massage never introduced herself & only spoke when Donna spoke, so that was a little off-putting. We both got very good massages. The waiting area was not particularly cozy (this being COVID times, that is understandable). Everything, except for the windows facing the street, was clean. If you use a Groupon to book a massage, etc. here, know that there are added fees & taxes that really reduce the Groupon savings . read more

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My cousin booked us a couples massage via Groupon, so I would highly suggest booking through Groupon because they offer a discount. After buying from Groupon, she called Lumiere and provided them with the voucher number and they scheduled our reservation. When we walked in, the receptionist greeted us and showed us to the waiting area. She offered us something to drink and told us that it'll be just a few minutes. The waiting area is really cute. About 5 minutes later, she showed us to our massage room. The massage room was also really cute. There's a quote on the wall. Two chairs (we put our stuff here) and robes, but we didn't use them. The room had AC which is a huge plus. I was annoyed that we got there early, but had to wait 15 minutes after our scheduled time to start. But the massage was AWESOME. I would definitely go back and book via Groupon for a cheaper price! read more

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I found this spa on Groupon but after they offered the same price over the phone, I opted to surpass the Groupon and it was a great decision! We were greeted warmly and quickly given our wine and chocolates as ordered previously. Being that we opted for the couples anniversary package, my expectations were high and they did not disappoint! We were taken to our room quickly and it was decorated so nicely! Candles and rose petals and the sweetest soft music. Our masseuses were both a calming presence in our room and did a great job with our respective massages. I left feeling calm, relaxed, and at ease. Definitely a positive experience. Fairly easy to find, location is so important when you're coming from Jersey. It's an easy trip from Penn Station, no walking GPS necessary. read more

My boyfriend and I had booked a couples massage that included a glass of wine for each of us as a Valentine's Day package. We arrived early the receptionist was very welcoming and friendly and we were greeted with a big smile! John came and asked what wine we preferred and then took us back to our VIP room shortly after. The room was relaxing and gorgeous! We had time to enjoy our wine and relax before John and Tina came in to give us our massages. They were both very courteous and professional we loved every minute! We will definitely be back very soon for another couples massage!! read more

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Came with a Groupon and was pleasantly surprised! Very conveniently located on 35th in an office building next to the Renaissance Midtown hotel. Right off the elevator on the 7th Floor, you are immediately welcomed by their reception staff. I had a last minute cancel in my schedule and had to move my appointment up half the day and they were so understanding and accommodating. The rooms are small and cozy, dimly lit with calm music. Inna was my masseuse and she is incredible. She moves so gracefully and gradually adds pressure so perfectly and effortlessly, it's never a surprise. A weird pet peeve of mine during a massage is hearing huffing, sighing or heavy steps but Inna was light on her feet and truly made the experience very relaxing. Can't wait to come back to Inna! read more

My husbands birthday was coming up, and I thought about getting a couples massage as one of his presents. I wasn't so excited, because I honestly don't like people touching me,& I've never had a good massage experience before. I stumbled upon Lumiere spa on Groupon. I loved the promotion tHey were having, but unfortunately, they didn't have the date available until after my husbands birthday. I called, and thankfully, they had their own promotions available for the date and time I I was looking for. The receptionist was so helpful and kind. The day finally came, and as soon as I walked in, i felt relaxed! Too bad my husband and I arrived two minutes before our appointment (we traveled two hours, and missed some exits!). I strongly advise to try to get there 15-30 minutes before, so you can hang out and have some wine or tea in the waiting area. They brought us to our room, and my husband was so surprised and loved the decorations they put up for him. Again, I was a bit skeptical about getting a massage, but let me tell you, it was the most amazing and relaxing massages I've ever had! I felt like a NEW PERSON after the massage! My husband loved every bit of it! We will DEFINITELY be going back!! With EXTRA EXTRA time to spare in case we get stuck in traffic , or miss exits again- that way, we'll be able to enjoy everything this spa has to offer! I've already recommended this spa to everyone I know! My husbands aunt and her husband will be booking an appointment a with them soon. Thank you Lumiere spa for changing my entire outlook on massages read more

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They ran 40 minutes late because of poor scheduling and they do not care about your time - that's all you need to know. SCHEDULING I was 10 minutes early. Waiting area was crammed with people. The receptionist kept telling us the room will be ready soon. This went on for almost an hour. When I was about to ask to come back another day, the room was suddenly ready. Maybe she saw the veins on my head. I was so stressed from waiting without a definite start time, and because I had dinner plans that I now had to rush to after, that I could not have a relaxing experience anymore. I even called earlier and confirmed they were running on time, so this lateness is very unprofessional for a spa. MASSAGE As for the massage, it was not good. The table had a weird smell and a headrest hole at the breast level so that half of each breast was painfully pressing into it. The nice masseuse tried to help by putting a towel under, which later sank into the hole and hurt more than it helped. The Swedish massage had minimal pressure on my back but 10x the pressure on my legs. I circled that my neck/shoulders were bothering me but she barely worked on those areas. The receptionist guaranteed that we would still get a full 60 min, but the massage was only 50 min. PAYING It was quite bold of them to try to sell me a package after. I ain't coming back after this mess. On my way out, everyone in the waiting area looked pissed too. The problem is that these appointments are booked back-to-back, without 10-15 minutes budgeted for changing and cleaning. They have a great spa space, but horrible logistics. What's the point of going to a spa if it's going to make you feel more stressed? read more

After working 3 12-hour shifts in a row and celebrating our late Valentine's Day, my fiancé and I were ecstatic to go through our second annual couple's massage! Although we had the help of Groupon to book the massage, Lumiere Spa did not let us use the Groupon anywhere from February 9 - February 17, seeing as this is the prime time for Valentine's Day. We found that strange, especially considering this information was not included in the Groupon when we bought it, but we were able to go today. Furthermore, there was a mandatory $20+ tip to be paid in cash, as well as a $9 fee for using Groupon to be paid also in cash. This was the first time we have heard of this, although the total price was still a great deal. We entered Lumiere Spa and there was an immediate calming and soothing vibe around the lobby. We filled out our forms, and then we tried playing some chess as we ate some complimentary Hershey's kisses and drank some complimentary water. However, it was only about a minute of sitting down before the hostess called us over to our room. The room was shrouded in a neon blue light. Complimentary robes were hung on the wall, although the hostess never made it clear as to when we were actually able to use them. There was even an artificial campfire "roasting" in front of us, augmenting to the relaxing atmosphere. Once we were settled in, each of our massage therapists came into the room and started the massage. I noticed my massage therapist was somewhat ungraceful in removing the towels to expose each area that would be massaged next. Furthermore, when preparing to massage my back, she straight up pulled part of my underwear down, revealing my butt crack. What's the point of having the option of wearing underwear or not if she's just going to pull it down anyways?? I wish we at least got an introduction of what their names were! It would have been nice to get to know them a bit before they start showing off my exposed butt crack to the ceiling and some strangers. The massage of the back, arms, and hands felt soothing, as if my stress was melting away from my body. The massage of the upper thighs and legs were quite ticklish, and I found myself attempting to stifle a reaction and not twitch many times - although this could just be a personal "issue". In addition, sometimes the towel would slip a bit so when facing the ceiling, my chest would be exposed even when it didn't have to be. The massage itself ended up only being about 50 minutes. 10 minutes of the "60 minute massage" was more so for logisitcs eg filling out paperwork as well as changing/getting settled in, so make sure to come early! We left our room feeling more relaxed and with less pain! We walked back to the front, and were asked to pay for the "mandatory tip" and Groupon fee. Seeing as my last massage experience before Lumiere Spa was much more graceful/didn't feel uncomfortable at all, it almost felt strange giving a "minimum tip of $15". Nonetheless it was a good experience and I'm glad we went here! However, I would only come here for the Groupon; I wouldn't come back to order more massages. read more

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I had a bad experience with the Lumiere Spa in Rosevelt Field Mall on Long Island. Their non-surgical "face lift" sounded like a good and safe treatment. After some introductory treatment, I signed a contract for the full treatment which uses various creams and their LED light therapy device Perfectio X. They asked for some of my health information to make sure that I was a viable candidate. For instance, they made sure I did not take blood thinners. They also asked about what meds I take and I told them the general names and categories. I signed a contract. That night, I went on line to see how else I could use the Perfectio X as I was told that it could be used to ease arthritis pain. In the process of checking that out, I came across a Cleveland Clinic note that anyone using the diuretic hydrochlorothiazide should not use light therapy since hydrochlorothiazide is photo-sensitive - that is, my skin would heat up more than was intended by the procedure. I called Lumiere the next morning and explained my situation to Katrina and asked to cancel my contract due to the danger of burned or scarred skin. She said that only David - the manager - could deal with that since the contract was final. Katrina did not seem to know that hydrochlorothiazide - a very common med in treating high blood pressure - was light sensitive. I have texted and called David regularly for three months. He has done nothing. Technically, under NY law, Lumiere is not responsible for bad outcomes since I am responsible for knowing whether or not I am able to have the treatment. Yet they cared enough to ask about blood thinners and some other contraindicated elements. Although I told them I take meds for high blood pressure, they didn't know enough about those meds to stop me from signing up. It seems to me that they should at least have a list of all the meds that are photosensitive since they are the ones designing the non-surgical facelift. So now I have an expensive Perfectio X light machine and creams and cleansers that cost quite a lot. But I cannot use them as they were intended for fear of burns. So---BUYER BEWARE when dealing with Lumiere! read more

I tried to make an appointment for a couples massage here and as soon as I said I found this establishment through Groupon, the staff told me there's no more available appointments. How disappointing! read more

Amazing spa date. They were very accommodating, and the couples massage was also very relaxing. The staff treated us really nice and we really enjoyed our visit. Looking forward to coming back soon for another massage. read more

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I like to give it 3.5 stars! The music was too loud for me to relax. I liked the warm towel, but wished the lotion was heated or warm as well. It was room temperature and gave me a chilled every time. The masseuse's hands were warm enough to take it right away. She spent adequate time with each area of my body, but she massaged too fast which didn't give my muscles enough relaxation. read more

Came here for a couples massage purchased on Groupon. We got there right as they were opening & went through the standard procedures of filling out a form etc before the massage & then were promptly led into the massage room. They had a bench and a coat rack in the back of the room for hanging our clothes/jackets. Our masseuses came in shortly thereafter so there really wasn't much of a wait time at all and it didn't cut into our massage time so that was great. The massage therapists were great. Mine was kind and professional & used the exact amount of pressure I requested & focused on the areas I requested as well. She was thorough and did a great job. My only complaint is the room we were in. During a massage or any spa treatment the ambiance makes all the difference in my opinion and a tranquil/quiet environment is key for relaxation. While they played the standard spa music in the room, the room had a huge window and was facing a busy nyc street so every five minutes or so you'd hear blaring sirens and honking horns which was incredibly distracting. Additionally the room temperature was so cold! I was super chilly whenever my body wasn't covered by the blanket or hot towels- also distracting. read more

OMG!! I found this spa through Groupon,and am Thoroughly pleased! From the front desk, to my masseuse Lilly, I had an Amazing experience. I will definitely be coming back and making this a Favorite spot! read more

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Unfortunately extremely rude front desk person and this place only cares about what you have in your wallet vs you as a client

This was such a pleasant experience ! The lady at the front desk is so welcoming before we even got the massage I knew I'd like the place. It is very warm inside and they automatically take your coats upon arrival. The massage was excellent my sister and I fell in love. We will certainly be back . Thank you for such a great experience, everything was so professional. read more

DO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY ON THIS GROUPON! Wish I had seen the reviews before booking. I've been trying to book for weeks (months) and there's always an issue. Today I called at 4pm and after I mentioned Groupon the lady said there was an issue with the server and she'd call me in 5 minutes. Two hours later no call. I called at 6:30 and the person hung up, second time they ask how I heard about them and I said Groupon and all of a sudden weekends were booked through April. Fine, asked for a week day and was told they were fully booked until the end of April after 5pm. I called again the next day, told them I heard about them on yelp and all of a sudden weekends were open and the system worked fine. When she asked me for a credit card I told her I'd be paying with a Groupon and the whole mood changed. The lady said "it was different for Groupon users" because they don't open that many slots as they save them for "regular paying customers" when I asked what was the difference, she couldn't come Up with an answers and kept repeating the same Thing over and over again. Bottom line is, don't waste your money on this. Mona: Your attempt at excusing this ridiculous "policy" is sad. Over the phone I was told the weekends were available and was asked which day I wanted to come and at what time. So no, they are not pre-booked. You simply refuse to accommodate Groupon users despite us being regular paying customers (the only difference in price between us and those that don't use Groupon is $20). Not only that, but those that use Groupon most likely do so because we're looking for a place we can go to regularly. So you excluding us means you're losing clientele. I don't care what your policy is, but if those paying with Groupon have limited availability then that should be stated on the Groupon rather than finding out after we've already purchased it. After all, most of us work during the day and can only go during the weekend. read more

WARNING IF YOU'RE PURCHASING A GROUPON: It's a SCAM. Don't waste your money if you plan on booking a weekend. They won't let you, although it doesn't say that anywhere on the Groupon. It's really terrible to be treated so dismissively when I've already paid for their falsely advertised product. This place is straight up shady. I called the number on the Groupon multiple times between morning and late afternoon to book an appointment, and it took them five tries to actually answer the phone. If they ever answer your call, they won't even tell you weekend availability until you tell them "how you heard about them," i.e. if you've already paid/purchased a Groupon or not. If you've already paid, they'll only let you book on weekdays. What's even worse is that they wouldn't let me book several weekends in advance because "the system" doesn't allow it. So, I basically have to take a day off of work to use what I've already paid for, even though that wasn't part of the deal. I was willing to book a couple of months in advance but they wouldn't let me. I'm no software engineer but to say your calendar doesn't go past 3 weeks doesn't sound quite right. I told him just to write my appointment in a book and he said, "That doesn't work for us." Hmmm. Lumiere Spa, if you want to make people pay more for weekends, that is your choice as a business owner. Where you become a scam operator with fraudulent advertising is when you lead people on Groupon to believe they are purchasing a normal massage, when in fact the product is an inferior one, with restricted usage. People don't have the opportunity to assess the value of what they're buying because you've obscured the limits of its use. You should be ashamed of your deceptive business practices. I'm now stuck with a massage I've paid for that you won't let me use. I hope Groupon will give me a refund when I report your fraudulent practices. read more

So let me start this review by saying that I was ridiculously nervous about coming to this spa. I had bought a Groupon months ago for a couples Swedish massage and never bothered to read reviews until a few days before our appointment. After reading so many negative reviews I was worried about going to our appointment at all but we went anyway and let me say, I am BEYOND glad that we did. The receptionist Amanda was super kind and attentive. She asked us if we had any questions and handed us a quick form to fill out before our massage. When we were done we were greeted by one of our masseurs and brought to our room. It was dimly lit by a blue hued light and had soothing music. We were then asked to kindly, remove our clothes and get underneath the blanket they had laid out on each bed. When the masseurs Lilly and Nelly both returned to our room they were each explained to us how the process went and what kind of massage we were interested in and the kind of pressure we were looking for. I love that they asked instead of assuming and were very honest with us on any additional prices certain types of massages would cost. Throughout the massage, Nelly, who was my masseuse was very gentle in the way that she moved my body. She gave me the exact kind of pressure that I wanted for my massage and she always made sure that I was comfortable and having a great experience. At the end of the massage, my boyfriend and I were both very happy and relaxed. So much so that we will definitely be back very soon. Lumiere Spa blew me away not only because of the service that they provided for my boyfriend and I, but because they really took all the criticism from their previous reviews and made sure to fix these problems for their future customers. Thank you Lumiere Spa for the amazing experience. read more

Bought a Groupon for a couples massage, called the spa and it was honored on a Saturday with no problem. Upon arrival, Spa was beautifully decorated, aroma was great and the staff was very kind and professional. Signed a form and got right to my massage. I had the blue room which was very peaceful and relaxing. Room temperature was not too cold nor hot, it was just perfect. My masseuse Lily gave me the option of soft, medium or hard pressure and she got right to it. Lily targeted my lower back which I wrote on the form that area was paining. She was awesome! Will definitely be back again. read more

One of the best massage we ever had! Had a couple massage tonight, Nelly and Nataly were not only friendly but they took their time with our massage making sure that we were comfortable! The receptionist was very friendly, it is a small place but do not under estimate them. It's also very clean! You can tell Nelly and Nataly knew what they were doing, making sure the get all the right spots! Looking forward to coming back for many more massages. Thank you for the massage Lumiere Spa read more

This place was recommended by a co-worker of mine and I was able to grab a Groupon at a good price for a couple massage! It's located inside a building in Midtown. The ambiance is very nice and the people were very friendly and professional. They ask you questions about what you'd like them to work on and they make you fill out a paper regarding your health. Would definitely come back! read more

Got an deal through the spa for valentines day for my boyfriend and I for a couples massage($120 for 60 minutes). The spa was very clean and was greeted at the reception area and told to fill out a standard health/"what to work on" form. We were then taken back into a very nice room. Pros: - John did my massage and was amazing. I will definitely be going back to him. When I asked him to work my muscles a little harder he strengthened his pressure right away. - Room was very clean, dimly lit, and had soothing music playing. Was nice and warm and the tables were very comfortable. Cons: - The masseuse who did my boyfriends was satisfactory but not amazing. - I'm not sure if they looked at the health forms when were both put down certain areas that needed extra work. - Tax and tip MUST be in cash. Not a huge deal and rather customary but because they didn't send a confirmation email I forgot and had to run to an atm around the corner. Overall was a great experience and I will definitely be going back for some one on one time with John where I can have him focus more on specific areas. read more

After looking through different deals on Groupon, decided to buy two one hour massages. One for my mom and another for me. Nelly did my massage and she was so wonderful! Very accommodating and she kept medium pressure like I asked her to do throughout the massage . I find other masseuses aren't always consistent. I recommend her if you're looking for a wonderful relaxing massage. Only downside is that the room you get a massage in is pretty small. The decor at the entrance is wonderful though :) very attentive ladies! I'll come back read more

Professional therapist!!! My body felt released after massage. Highly recommended this place. read more

Wow. Amazing! From the moment I entered the receptionist greeted me in the most pleasant way ever. The room was beautiful, super clean. Smelled amazing. The massage, 10/10. Everything was just great. Definitely coming back read more

I came in for a facial and the place is run so unprofessional. While waiting to get my facial, they would whisper secretive and look back at you like if they were talking about you. Made me feel very uncomfortable. While I was getting my facial they told my esthetician to hurry up that she had another customer. I can obviously hear everything outside the door which made me feel AGAIN very uncomfortable. I understand its timed but do it away from the door so I don't hear it. I thought my facial after all that unprofessionalism was good. Until a day after, my face is peeling and I am now suffering a chemical burn around my nose, on the side of my face, and dark spots. I will upload pictures so you guys can see, never coming back again. read more

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Super helpful here and caring. Really good experience with the massage and facial. Would def recommend to go back. Beautiful decorated spa as well read more

Just had my first ever deep tissue massage from Donna who is amazing and I still feel like I'm floating on a cloud!! She was very mindful to ask how I was doing several times throughout the session and all I could respond was "amazing"! It was given to me as a birthday gift so I didn't know what to expect. I was extremely pleased!! Everyone was professional and polite, the facility was very clean and welcoming. I felt very comfortable and highly recommend it - 5 stars for real!! I will definately be going back again!! read more

Great massage, great experience, very friendly staff. Masseuse kept making sure the pressure was ok. Bought Groupon deal for a couples massage. The place was small, but the masseuse explained that they have a larger space in the 9th floor that is under construction and should be done by December. read more

Great massage--the therapist really knew her stuff. Lovely ambiance and quiet surroundings contribute to a feeling of serenity from start to finish. read more

I've been here 2 times due to the low prices. The first time was great, my masseuse, don't remember her name, was very kind and I felt amazing after. Second time around, my boyfriend and I decided to come again. I had Nelly, she was very kind and kept asking if the pressure was good. Although, she cracked my back multiple times and it just didn't feel right. It's the next day and the area where she cracked my back hurts so bad. I don't know what she did, but I am in so much pain. I've had many many massages from trained professionals and I have never felt this pain before. On the other hand, the place was not horrible, my boyfriend had Lysa, I believe, and he has no complaints other than the fact that she was constantly trying to make him spend more money. The place is ok but there are definitely better places to get massages in New York. read more

This place is a scam - they ask for extra money on top of a Groupon coupon thats not in the fine print. Anywhere from five to forty dollars extra. Even the staff have realized this is a scam. They also kept me waiting for an hour after my scheduled appointment and wouldn't refund. DO NOT GO HERE. read more

They sell a 60 minute massage. However, it is actually a 50 minute massage. I should note that this is fully disclosed because although the massage is called a 60 minute Massage, if you read the fine print you'll see that it's disclosed that the massage only lasts for 50 minutes. Very disappointed, as I just feel cheated. read more

I was given the Groupon to Lumiere for my birthday. (6 months ago) so I finally decided to use it. I called Lumiere last week to schedule an apt in which they asked for the Groupon vouch #. & scheduled me in for 7pm. I get out of work at 5pm. So I killed 1.5 hours walking Around after work. When I get to the spa, I'm told that they couldn't see me because my voucher expired. I'd have to pay the difference which was $115. 1. Why make the appointment? 2. Groupon gives you the same amount of money if it expired.. so I said I'll get the Groupon again which is a 5 dollar difference from the amount it was originally when purchased. She said she's sorry & no. So... that was great. Can't tell ya if the massages are good.. cause I spent 2 hours wasting time to end up having to go home without one. read more

Before I get started with my review, Julianna is the best hands down! It was my bf's birthday and I wanted our reservation to be perfect! Julianna kept in contact with me the whole time and made everything was just the way I wanted! Although I was late, Julianna and the massauists was totally accomodating. Now the birthday couples massage is a little pricey but its COMPLETELY worth it! All the staff was professional and courteous!! I can't thank them enough and I can't wait to schedule another massage!! read more

We went for a couples' massage. My partner had a good massage and had no complaints. I had the worst professional massage of my life! I do not know the name of my masseuse or my partner's, as they didn't introduce themselves. I was in pain about 80% of my massage. I asked the woman to go lighter twice, but nothing really changed. Her hands were moving so quickly it felt like I was sitting on one of those nail salon massage chairs. It felt as if she had no knowledge of human anatomy, she was literally squeezing my foot bones and my kneecaps. It genuinely hurt. I honestly think I may have bruises tomorrow from the way she was rapidly jabbing her thumbs into my muscles. There was nothing smooth about it. Two more minor complaints: my masseuse's breath smelled, and when she would fold back the tiny towel to expose one limb and cover it back up, my hands or my feet would stick out in the cold and she didn't notice. I was really waiting for the end for the whole hour. Nothing relaxing about it. read more