Joy, I *know* full well you're the one responsible for adding Le Pichet's contribution to the Foodie 100 list to the list. And mark my words, I will have my vengeance. A chicken liver terrine? Really?
Anyhow, it was on the list, and I'm doing all 100 on the list, so in I go to Le Pichet for their offering, the gateau au foie de vollaile. Obviously, I wasn't going to be a fan of this, so why the 4? Well, I knew I was going to find it positively vile, so we ordered other things from the menu, and those were quite good.
The Lady Vader ordered one of their sandwiches featuring Zoe's salami, some gerkin pickles, assorted mustards, etc. I grabbed the quiche of the day. Sandwich perfectly balanced, wonderful bread (as you'd expect of a French restaurant), quiche assembled as well as you'll find anywhere, wonderful ingredients, which is hard for me to say. As you can tell from the movies, I'm typically not a big fan of the French. Well, OK, maybe it's not patently obvious, but little known fact: Every Stormtrooper that is killed in the movies? French. It's the little details that make the magic happen, people.
Frankly, we needed these quality dishes to prepare ourselves for the terrine, or else I'd have gone into a rage killed everyone in the restaurant after I took the requisite bite. Anyhow, out it comes. We each say a quick prayer and grab a tiny (as in, enough to fill a Tic Tac) forkful and take the bites. To Lady Vader's credit, she managed to down it without any real issue. Chicken livers for me, though? They always trigger a gag reflex. I can keep down a century egg, roasted scorpions, insects, rancor eyes, roast Jawa, and almost anything else. I can't do livers. I damn near had it come back up on me. It was so disgusting, I can't even describe it. It was like eating pureed Ewok tongue mixed with Gungan spit. Huh, I guess I CAN describe it. The Dark Side is so awesome. Honestly, I don't know how ANYBODY can be into chicken liver. Joy, I will not forgive you for this.
Here's where the 4 comes in, however: Even though I knew we were going to hate it before we even ordered it. Even though we never even wanted it taken off the bill, they took it off anyways because they have a policy of not charging for things you don't like - even if you knowingly ordered something gross just for the sake of posterity. Service was incredibly friendly through and through, the decor of the place was quite lovely, and they had a fairly impressive wine selection from what we could tell. I was still too busy trying to keep the terrine down to order any. You don't even wanna know how hard it is to clean the inside of the helmet when something comes back up.
I'm docking it a point not because of the chicken liver or anything else discussed so far, but only because interpreting the menu can be a challenge if you don't speak French, and because if you aren't into some of the more "creative" cuts of meat (such as livers, blood sausage, tongue, etc.) you are going to have some difficulty finding much to eat here.
Just do yourself and ignore the Foodie 100 list when you get to this item, though; it doesn't belong. If you want something great from Le Pichet, stick to the quiches or the sandwiches.
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