I ordered food here and it took forever to come out. "Lag Effect Diner." But their Ham w/Redeye Gravy is so good, it makes me feel like a really sexy, show-offy gym rat. "Lunk Effect Diner." However, after eating here I kept walking under ladders and breaking mirrors. "Luck Effect Diner." I also noticed the Colts kept losing after I ate here. Which was awesome. However some creepy guy followed me home after I ate here. "Lurk Effect Diner." And I've heard that all males should learn how to eat here, and most females tend to really enjoy it. "Lick Effect Diner."
Get: Ham w/ Redeye Gravy, Garlic Mash, Griddled Mac N Cheese, and a Milkshake.
(all very expensive, you've been warned)
What else: Missy might be next door so there's that.
Ooh. What else: Owned by Tucker Curtin, also owns "The Steer", something WNYers should learn to do.
I tend not to like "trendy" diners with "innovative" menus and (sorry) usually young chefs usually don't do it for me. Not sure why. Middle Aged and Older chefs and owners tend to really impress me more (though not always). Well this place totally breaks my stereotypes. It's a fancier diner (not by looks, but by menu, quality and innovation) than any other Buffalo diner, but it's also unspeakably delicious. And the owners are young, a young couple actually... but they've done an amazing job and they really know what they are doing. In fact if you order what I recommended above, it's one of Buffalo's best dishes.
The prices are kind of up there, but that's understandable since the food is much better than "standard diner fare", and it's in the City of Buffalo, in the fancy part of Main Street by the University of Buffalo South Campus. It's open pretty late... I liked it much better when it was open 24 hours back in the day, but that's okay. Times are hard and it's depressing that Denny's gets to be open 24 7 but this place doesn't.
I tried the Smoked Ham with Red Eye Gravy because it's famous and all made in-house (and of course D D & D told me to try this dish, haha!). It was absolutely delicious. It now costs more than 15 dollars (ughh) which is ridiculous, even though the portion is huge, but it really is so worth it people. Every bite was delicious, I mean *off-the-charts* delicious, like, one of the best diner meals you'll ever eat, that good... and the garlic mashed potatoes were unique and original... and some of the best I've had.
Full marks go to the milkshakes. This place is famous for its shakes and a lot of people come in just for shakes. I tried the coffee and I didn't like it, but the chocolate shake is fantastic, and one of the tastiest ones in town. I need to go back and get another one soon because I miss the deliciousness of this shake. You can go on Tuesday (I think?) for 2-for-1 milkshakes, which you will need because they are also *very* overpriced, maybe $6 for a shake, or more. But so good. Delectable and yummy. Buffalo does great shakes anyway, and none moreso than this one.
In other news, I've been told that I speak (and write) in boring monotone. Maybe I should try and sort it out by eating at the "Lack Affect Diner."
So to summarize. Horrifically overpriced. But the ham w/redeye gravy and the choc shake are 2 of the best things anywhere in WNY, so it's worth making the splurge to see if you love them as much as I do. A lot of people are disappointed by this diner, and I think it's because they're rating based on the service (which is often awful, but sometimes great), or the cleanliness (ok), or ordering the wrong things (shakes other than chocolate might be iffy, dishes other than the one I said, I can't attest to).
Ricki Lake once announced that this was her favourite "silver box car diner" in the USA. Immediately, daytime TV fanatics and addicts from places like Salina, Kansas and Winslow, Arizona and Covington, Kentucky, began flocking to this diner. The owners decided this was due to the "Ricki Lake Effect", and so they named it as an homage to her. I've always thought Ricki Lake was kind of cute. Please don't tell anyone I said that. It's like saying Oprah is cute. Or Maury. Ugh ugh ugh. Speaking of which, I have this friend who is a porn star, and she taped herself doing it with Jerry Springer in a Chicago hotel room. I'm not even kidding. But this has nothing to do with this review. At all. And none of you want to hear about that. Food is much more important than my adult entertainment friends. So on with the show.
But seriously. Horrrrrrrrible prices. Ew ew ew. Nevertheless, it's perhaps the best diner in the city. Buffalo Joe's is cheaper, friendlier, better all round, and a lot of the Greek places are better at doing Greek and Souvlaki... but is there a better dish than the Ham here? I can't imagine it.
No wonder Ricki Lake loves this place so damn f***ing much.
But if it were 50% cheaper, I'd come here 10 times more often, and they'd make 5 times as much money off me. Now I have to go draw the Curtins before I Tucker into my lunch. read more