If I could give "0" stars I would I laugh because Idk why when I see post that say that I laugh, but anyway I'm serious. So I went in yesterday to this massage parlor only to have the worst experience ever for it to be my very 1st time and the peoples English was too poor to even assist more efficiently if they wanted to. So I'm standing in line at 4:50 waiting to get to the register and let the lady know I'm there for the 5 o clock appointment I booked online. Only for me to spend 10-15min waiting in line as there were 2 other customers in front of me being denied to use their Groupon as the lady behind the desk was going back and forth with the customers saying Groupon isn't paying them for the voucher and she's not taking it blah blah so I'm like... because I was there to use my Groupon which expires 2/15/22. So once I finally made it to the front of the line I let the lady know I was there for the 5 o clock appt I booked online and she got my information and started to take me to the back only for the lady customer whom had previously been arguing with her yells out, "So why you allowing her to use her Groupon?!" So then the lady stops and is like, "oh no no groupon" so now I'm having to argue the point I purchased this back months ago blah blah so she told me to speak with Groupon about getting my money back in which Groupon was not allowing refunds only Groupon bucks...which I didn't want since the merchant decided not to take the Groupon anymore, and Groupon was still advertising the parlor on their site. So after going back and forth with the lady prior to even getting my massage I said I would pay her the difference of the 60min deep tissue massage and she take it up with Groupon for her refund, and she said ok. Which then I finally went to the back with the gentlemen (Peter) get undressed and get on the table after a good 5min of standing there like a lost sheep because "Peter" don't speak English so no instructions given for it to be my 1st time... so he came in and was like looking at me and I looked at him and he said something but idk he left and came back I'm still dressed only for him to (the 2nd time of leaving and entering) takes my bag and show me where to put my things. So I get undressed lie on the bed and that's when things really got worse PETER was so heavy handed and rough I just knew I was going to be in more pain than I started out in before I got there. Not only did I smack his hand and tell him several times it hurt he laughed each time.. he also was massaging me very fast and even one time I felt his finger in the top of my booty crack. Luckily for him I showered prior to coming... but between him being really rough and my massage feeling really rushed...I couldn't relax. So we got done with the massage j head to the front and now the lady is back saying she wants to charge me $70 for the 60min massage the said she'd give me $10 off. Again I'm arguing saying you said I could give you $30.. she steady telling me she can't do that with Groupon not honoring she can't accept cause she won't get paid. Even at that moment there was no disclaimer of this anywhere on the Groupon site. So I finally got ahold of Groupon after arguing with lady who refunded me and I was able to pay her, but it was very ridiculous. Will never go back there. read more