This place looked good on Yelp, so off I went. And, WOW, not what I expected! It is tucked behind a nondescript office building, not visible from the road, and when I got up to the parking lot, all I saw was a - well, a junkyard! Yes, that does explain the name, but still . . . That was just the beginning of my odyssey to a great lunch. The outside has a large patio, and it is decorated as eclectically as the rest of the entryway and dining areas. In fact, you could spend all day looking at every item in this place! Amazing dedication to a theme that actually works, and makes you feel relaxed and at home, at least for me (clutter confession in that statement . . . ). There are dining rooms and a bar area for further relaxation! The welcome was quick and warm, and the service was great. The menu itself is just as odd, almost like a child drew it with crayons, so I took a while to make sure I didn't miss anything, even though I pre-planned my attack on Yelp and their website. I was still overwhelmed in person! Kailey was a great server, friendly and efficient. I ordered the grilled three cheese sandwich (with Jack, pepper jack, and cheddar on sourdough, grilled) served with fries or chips - I chose the house-made chips, and added a side salad. The salad arrived first, and I had almost finished it when the sammy arrived, hot and melty. It was on a bed of chips, the amount of which shocked me! The whole plate was covered with them. I even took a large box of them back to the hotel for a later snack; they were too good to just leave abandoned. The sandwich was great, just the comfort food I needed that afternoon. There are other items I would try on the menu, so I hope to find myself in Simi Valley again. A great place with great food and service. read more

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We had been here before, several years ago so decided it was time to go back. What an eclectic place! They've got chazeri (crap) everywhere! My wife ordered a burger and I ordered the cabbage rolls. My wife enjoyed her burger, but the cabbage rolls left a lot to be desired. There was meat infused with barely cooked rice, covered with spaghetti sauce. It wasn't bad, but I wouldn't order it again. Our waitress was Tori was excellent! read more

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I really enjoyed this place! The decor is soooo fun. We did not get bored for a sec. The waiter was a lovely young guy who really had great energy. The menu was def a bit overwhelming I will say, but the food was good. My BLT did need more bacon it only had about 3 pieces. So I would suggest something else. However my fries and ranch were soooo yummy! Also my espresso martini was great. I'll have to go back soon and update my review bc I want to give this place 5 stars read more

Heard about this spot from a few people so had to try it out. Didn't quite know what to expect. I loved all the funny sayings and quotes. When we walked in, I noticed the food looked good. However, we came in to watch the game so we sat at the bar and read the menu. The menu is really overwhelming with so many options. I ended up getting the chili with two flour tortillas but you add to it like cheese, onions, etc. my fiancée got the chicken burger and I took a small bite, pretty good. The sweet potatoes fries nice and crispy. The bartender said all the pizzas are good which I believe her cause I saw a few people order them and they looked good! I also noticed calamari being ordered at a few tables so I'll def order those next time! As fun as it can be, the bar area can get a little rowdy. Wasn't the vibe I was going for but hey next time I know and maybe we'll sit at the booths. There's a huge parking lot and outside area to sit at. If you're not there to watch games, looks like a cool spot to eat at. read more

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If you like a fun, quirky atmosphere and big plates of food... this is your place! After taking in the crazy, vintage decor all over the walls, floor and ceiling.... You can enjoy delicious food. Everything is delicious. I love their breakfast, served till 2pm. The servers are attentive and friendly. This is a very casual, relaxing place to meet up with friends for a memorable meal together. See you there! read more

I love everything about this restaurant been coming here since my son was born. (5/6 years) every time we see something new. We try new things and enjoy the fun. It's a unique expirience for sure. The staff the food the service but over all the ambiance is truly the jewel. Highly recommend making this a must go stop on your foodie tour this summer. The menu is hand written with handmade art and HUGE! There is something for everyone! read more

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Wow, the Junkyard is amazing. There are so many options to choose from. The menu is so large. We had a tuna fish sandwich with fries and I had the chicken sandwich with fries. Everything was amazing. Our waiter Justin was fabulous. The decor is overwhelming. There are so many old school signs ,decorations, memorabilia all around with closed circuit TVs and a full bar. Happy hour daily at the bar. A very enjoyable experience. read more

Junkyard Cafe - Tuna fish sandwich with cucumber - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

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The Godfather sandwich was a hit with my husband. He loves the stinky fries with it too. It was crispy fries with like a buttery roasted garlic toppings on it. The monster weenie , was , a literal monster. It was huge ! I only wish that there are more than 2 onion rings on my plate than fries. The potato chips were crispy, but it has an aftertaste that I didn't like, but my husband likes it, he thought it was peanut oil. The French fries are good ! It was very crispy. The service was also fast, and staff was very friendly. Overall, the ambiance was great and quirky ! I love the little jokes on the wall at the restroom. This is a gem, and I'd love to eat more of the menu. Also, the margarita was $5 at happy hour ! We likey! read more

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One of those old-school spots that I try to keep open as much as possible! Not from Simi or anywhere near it but was at the Reagan library and decided to pop over for dinner. Had a FEAST! - Irish Nachos: Crisp kettle chips with chili, cheese and onions. Delectable! Was surprised at the quality of the chili - Hatch Green Chile Burger: Juicy patty, nice bun, fresh toppings, wish there was more Green Chile cause the flavor paired great with the burger - Reuben Sandwich: Corned beef was nice and tender. Wish the bread was crispier but took leftovers home and crisped up the bread a little extra till it was perfect. Loved the quality of the swiss and kraut - Had two GIANT beers as well All of this food and beer came out to like $60. A steal for the quality and portion size. It's a shame I don't live nearby cause I'd be here every week. Every server was also super gracious. Came by every couple minutes to check that we're good or to take away plates. Would love to come back. read more

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Huge portion. Taste awesome. Best focaccia bread. Not very happy staff. I go there 5 times, only 1 time that the staff were looking friendly. Tummy hurt after the salad, maybe I'm allergic to something? ( happened twice ) Did I say huge portion? Love the cob salad, the cotton candy lemonade, pasta, calzone, and the fries. Super yummy. read more

Junkyard Cafe - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

The place is filled with SO many things to look at. Talk about eclectic!! Love the vibe! Ordered the calamari - lightly breaded and great taste. Definitely a go to for an appetizer. And it is a LOT!! Ordered the meatball sandwich - lots of cheese and a ton of bread. The meatballs had good flavor, just wish it had more sauce. It seemed a little dry. Service was okay. The food did come out pretty fast after ordering. read more

Junkyard Cafe - Meatball sandwich and fries - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

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I'm a big fan of fish and chips and tend to try them everywhere we go. If I had to rate theirs on a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it about an 8, which is pretty high for me. The batter was really delicious, the fish was tasty, and overall I would definitely recommend trying their fish and chips. read more

First Visit - Definitely Coming Back This was my first time at Junkyard in Simi Valley, and it did not disappoint. We ordered the fish & chips, stinking fries, chicken Parmesan, and the Godfather sandwich, paired with a Cactus Cooler and a MadeWest Hazy IPA. Everything was excellent--from the crispy, flavorful fries to the perfectly cooked chicken Parmesan and hearty sandwich. You can tell they take pride in the quality and consistency of their food. What really stood out was the service. Anastasia was outstanding--she gave great recommendations, explained the local favorites, and made sure we had everything we needed. True 5-star service from start to finish. It's not easy to find a place that delivers both great food and great service, but Junkyard absolutely does. We'll definitely be back--and bringing friends next time. -Ian Lantz read more

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I moved to Simi Valley from Los Angeles and I'm always trying to find the next best spot. I absolutely love the food here. Really great service as well. We had someone named Ali, very friendly. I had the garlic aioli tri-tip. read more

Junkyard Cafe - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

You should take your children there! It is a really cool and funk place to hang out. The service is great, friendly, and the food is us delicious! There are many different plates. Try something different. Price is friend as well! Take your friend who is visiting Los Angeles there. They have 0 alcohol beer. read more

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First of many anticipated dinner and a show evenings at the Junkyard Cafe. We went to see the magic show. Shawn McMaster was fantastic ! He is a very talented magician, charismatic, funny, and engaging. The service was very good, Unfortunately, I did not get our server's name. I really enjoyed the chicken pesto pizza . Delicious. Good personal serving size. Link for reservations to the show are in photo. $10 entry fee. Last Wednesday of every month. There is a different performer every month. See you next month ! read more

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The food was great. I always order from the breakfast menu as it never fails me. However, I will admit that once I had a large egg shell in my eggs but the food was still good. Service was quick and the server was friendly. The restaurant is decked out in junk like items and I think some of the items are unique. read more

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I was underwhelmed. Aside from the outrageous and extravagant decor, what's so great about Junkyard Cafe? I had the burger whimsically called the Crash 'n' Burn, where the menu advises that the heat is so extreme that one should sample it before ordering the meal. About that thin spoonful of chili topping double burger: Meh. And the burgers had that pre-formed flat, circular aspect that was very, very ordinary. The double costs $17 and, to my mind, was fantastically overpriced. The accompanying fries were fine. Honestly, the best part of the meal was the cup of coffee. I'll give the place a second try with one of the other options, but if that doesn't impress, well, there are other places in Simi that I already patronize. read more

First it's really unfortunate that most of the post written are complaints but that's when people like me feel the need to share if the business is good that don't need anyone saying so because they are successful but when a business sucks like the junkyard that's when people (Me) get upset and post the issue hoping the company will make a change to better themselves so here we go. Buyer beware what a disappointing birthday breakfast experience I had I have been to this restaurant many times in the past it's been a little while since my last visit but thought I would treat myself. My good friend came out to take me out for my birthday I ordered steak and eggs like I have done many times in the past what a disappointment what they so-called a steak was a slab of fat that was not even edible. Really disappointing the eggs were runny the potatoes were cold and what was a so-called ribeye steak was about as thick as a MsDonalds hamburger was a slab of grilled fat with about two bites of meat for $27.00 no I didn't send it back I didn't want to make a fuss because it was my birthday and I really didn't want to get upset over breakfast but the more I thought about how awful it was the more I thought people should know how bad the food has gotten here and for that much money that's terrible. This will be my last visit so sad it used to be a great place not anymore read more

Unique and eclectic decor makes this a fun spot in Ventura County There's so much to look at!! They have an extensive menu that reminds me of a Trader Joe's newsletter. The dishes that we ordered were quite savory and flavorsome!! The Hog Wild had Jameson Butterscotch Schnapps & coke; topped with a pig!! Can't wait to go back! read more

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I've always enjoyed the food Tony and Evelyn are great people about 2 years ago I became disabled and would order for curbside pick up so I don't have to pull out a wheelchair and oxygen tanks I just called to place a order for curbside as usual and the rude gal on the phone was refusing to take my order I have always paid with a card she said we don't do that you need to come in. Now I know Tony has been close to where I'm at health wise before his transplant. This is wrong happened 6/24/2026 around 5:00pm I'll try another day but they lost a 50.00 order this night Sorry Tony and the queen read more

Good food and drinks and an awesome atmosphere to celebrate any occasion especially when you have visitors from out of town and they can get a chance to enjoy a true. Simi Valley dining experience with our local cuisine and community! read more

This review is based on a to go order. I called and ordered a scrap heap, eggs cooked sunny side up with hash browns and I asked for a side of salsa. I was told 15 minutes and my order would be ready. I arrived about 3 minutes early. I was greeted immediately and the hostess went to the kitchen she and came back with my order. I paid and when I arrived at my destination, I opened the bag. There was napkins and plastic ware in the bag. I opened my container to find a large flour tortilla with hash browns, topped with cheese, and 2 perfectly cooked over easy eggs. 2 sausage links and 2 strips of bacon. They also included 2 containers of house made salsa. I received exactly what I ordered. The cheesy hash browns with the broken egg yolks and for a fantastic bite. The saltiness of the bacon and the slightly sweet sausage bites really complemented the dish. The salsa added a nice touch of heat. read more

Junkyard Cafe - Scrap heap, sunny side up eggs - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

Everything is amazing! This place is addicting! Tony is the best! Here are more of their food and drink items I had to come back and try ! Delicious! read more

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The weight staff set a sick couple of women next to myself and my child and I had to just cover her up for the rest of the time This is the pile of gristle and fat I was served when I sent back and over done steak. I brought it home for my dogs because the waitress was so pissed the first time I sent it back I was not interested in getting worse service so I just called it. Way down hill for a weekend when this was my favorite place The mashed potatoes had chunks of boiled potato in them, but it was more like hot potato salad. The only thing good about my meal was my drink. read more

Junkyard Cafe - The pile of gristle and fat I paid $30 for because I didn't want to argue and send it back again. - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

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Pizza very good! We would totally get the pepperoni pizza and cheese pizza again! The fish and chips were fabulous and the meatball sub had good meatball/cheese/sauce! The BBQ tri-tip was lean, tender and had a great bbq sauce! Everyone enjoyed their meal: food and fun atmosphere! The waitress was attentive, knowledgeable and polite! She was great! We will be back and being friends! read more

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Kinda fun, kinda quirky, kinda random and very hidden. When you don't know the area, the restaurant is in the back of a parking lot. There was a lite up sign, but still easy to miss. Clearly the locals know this spot. I heard it's quite popular and well know, but also had some doubts on quality and service from friends whom have visited numerous times. Luckily, we had great service for a medium sized party on a Saturday night. The food was ok (pretty average). The desserts were the best items (I only had a bite of others orders). Most impressive was the hand written menu!!! Wow, so creative, so much to choose from. I seriously wanted to read each item and the description. I wouldn't make the drive just to eat here, but would definitely return for the fun atmosphere with friends if in the area. Plenty of parking!!! Nice size restaurant with bar and patio. read more

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Junkyard Breakfast is a hidden little spot tucked on the backside of the complex--easy to miss, but worth finding. Service was friendly and helpful. I specifically asked if the biscuits and gravy were good and was told they were made fresh, which showed. They were comforting, well-seasoned, and hit the spot. The Villa Poncho burrito is massive. We shared one and still had leftovers, which says a lot. Definitely built for sharing and great value for the portion size. Overall, a solid 4-star breakfast stop with generous portions, good service, and an interesting, no-frills concept. read more

Junkyard has an insane menu, no getting around it. You had better love to read descriptive comments about the cuisine they serve, or don't bother with their fun menu's. The decor is just as wacky, maybe eclectic is a better description, maybe, but we all love what they've done with the dining areas and the bar. Service is always pretty great, even when they get a big rush. The service staff seem to actually care. read more

Junkyard Cafe - Menu scan thingie... - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

Really tasty food here. Their green chile burger is legit--would give Lotta Burger a run for its money. Yep, I said that. Also, surprising number of keto options. Like, really fantastic variety actually. I read that sometimes the service is bad when they're super busy. Just to speak to the opposite side of that, we came on a Tuesday night, and the service was great. read more

Junkyard Cafe - Green chile burger (a double) - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

We love the service here and the funky atmosphere! Our favorites are the garlic pizza and the mushroom burger!

I've haven't been here in awhile but returned yesterday and today for happy hour - M-F 2pm-6pm! During their weekly happy hour, They are home to $1 street tacos and $1 pizza slices, $5 margaritas and $1 off beer and wine. The bar area is always hoppin' with new and longtime customers and Feliz will always keep your glass full! Margaritas and street tacos - choice among carne asada, chicken or carnitas yesterday - BOMB! But the draft Stella in an iced cold chalice and 2 slices of pizza right from the oven - no chain restaurant can compete! I love Evelyn and Tony too so I go there just to see them! No pix 'cause I think picture taking of food is kind of obnoxious. read more

My boyfriend and have been twice before tonight, its always wonderful!! We went tonight and got a server we've never had before, Tina! She is AMAZING!! She is very attentive, friendly, and makes it feel so welcoming! She is very quick with anything needed. I struggle sometimes with anxiety so ordering can be rough on me but Tina was awesome, I was comfortable asking questions and ordering on my own. Tina is the greatest and I'm so grateful we had her serve us. If you go ask to be in Tina's section you will not regret it! Thank you for making this a beautiful experience Tina! read more

This was my second time eating here, but first time for breakfast on a Saturday. Overall, this is a welcoming and hospitality place in Ventura County. There is plenty of parking and seating for any size groups. I was here for a private Toastmasters meeting and we were serviced very well with the waitresses. They provided menus for breakfast and lunch and even minimized interruptions during our Toastmaster club meeting. The WiFi works well if you need to host an online and in-person meeting. The food and drinks are made fresh and come in large portions. I highly recommend this place for large groups or a casual brunch or lunch with the family or friends. read more

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Wonderful experience there in the restaurant. Bathroom doors brought me back to the 80s. Loved it!! There were Ken and Barbie dolls; I grew up with them. Great ambiance. Decent food prices. Plenty of decors to look at. Amazing place to bring family. read more

We loved Junkyard Cafe! The ambiance is incredible...so much to see & discover, making this one of the most unique places on the planet. The service is great...fast & efficient. Our meals were as delicious as ever...with huge portions! We liked it so much for all of its attributes that we returned the next morning with our kids. Had to share this gem with them. Of course they enjoyed every moment! The Junkyard Cafe is definitely a foodie destination that will satisfy any craving!!! read more

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Poison on Saturday is it supposed to be prime rib. Last several times I called they've been doing something else. You have all week to do other things. The only reason I have to come to visit there is the prime rib. Let's get back to the basics. Probably headed to Red's tonight. read more

Junkyard Cafe - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California

Food was tasty had fish and chips. Coleslaw was delicious. Waitress was attentive and friendly. Interesting decor. Will go back.

Food was amazing Had the green chili burger for a late lunch. Always love this restaurant. We sat in the bar and it was packed for today's soccer game. Good atmosphere and our service was excellent. Also a great place for breakfast. One of my favorite read more

Friendliest staff ever. Makes everything ten times more delicious in the menu. And it was already good to begin with. Very generous serving and service. Will definitely become a regular. read more

Junkyard Cafe - Mango Jello Shot! I was hungry so this was the only picture I took before devouring the other dishes. lol! - American Near Me - Simi Valley, California