Was headed home and hungry after a social event on a Friday, but thought it's a good time to give Heshers a try. Live in Jack London square but haven't tried Heshers since the Crooked City Cider changeover. So glad I gave this a try. While Heshers gives this punk rock, aggro vibe online, inside the staff were warm and super friendly. My bartender helped me find the right drink (a Humboldt blueberry cider at 11% abv) and then I ordered the Meat Fungus pizza (lots of ground meat plus mushrooms). Sat at the bar and enjoyed my cider as well as convo with the other guests and bartender. In about 20 min, my pizza was ready. I took everything to go but was home in minutes. Couldn't wait for the first bite, and was NOT disappointed. Crisp crust pizza... not quite Detroit. Not Sicilian... def not New York style. But absolutely delicious. Came with a few packets of Parmesan and crushed peppers. Added it all and it was too good to leave a single slice for tomorrow. I'll be back, Heshers! Take my money! And thank you! read more

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Decent pizza with a nice crisp crust, and the red sauce is very good----nice tomato flavor with a bit of sweetness. The beer list is abysmal, however; and it appears that they only have ONE wine available----and that's a Pinot Grigio! (No red wine in a pizza joint?) Nice ambience, and friendly, helpful staff. You definitely could do worse. So, with that backhanded compliment, RECOMMENDED. read more

Pizza itself was good and I like the different variety they offer on their menu. We ordered the elote pizza (forgot the actual name) and the pineapple pizza one (also forgot the name). The elote pizza came with a slice of lime and we really loved the creativity and flavors. It took almost an hour for our 1 pizza to come out- that being said, it seemed like they had a lot of online orders and a lot of the folks who ordered in also had to wait a very long time. I'd recommend ordering to-go from here vs. waiting in person. read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

Ordered a pizza to go from Hesher's and it definitely delivered! First off, the theme here is unapologetically metal. The decor, the attitude, and the music all lean into it--they were blasting metal while I was there, which gives the place a fun, high-energy vibe that feels a little different from your typical pizza spot. If you're into that scene, you'll probably love it. The setup is super casual. You order at the counter and can hang out while you wait. They've got a great beer selection, and there's even an arcade area where you can play some games while your food is being made. It feels like the kind of place where you could easily kick back with friends for a while. I went with the Mortian, their all-meat pizza, and it was absolutely packed with toppings--pepperoni, sausage, and bacon, all garnished with prosciutto. If you're a meat lover, this one delivers. Every slice was loaded and really flavorful. The crust deserves a shout-out too. It's not thin crust, but it's also not deep dish. It lands right in that perfect middle zone--crunchy on the outside and chewy on the inside. Really satisfying and a great base for all those toppings. Even though I ordered it to go, the pizza held up great and was seriously delicious. I'd absolutely order their pizza again and look forward to trying more of the menu next time. read more

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On a chilly Sunday, I noticed Doordash was offering 25%-off to try Hesher's Pizza in Oakland. So I decided to order a "Hesh Law" regular size pizza. Wow, this is a good pizza. I like combo pizzas, and the Hesh Law is a supreme pizza. Don't let the rectangular shape fool you, this isn't a Detroit-style slab pizza like they serve at Square Pie Guys. My pizza had a thinner crust, and a thick layer of toppings that carried strong flavors. The serrano peppers gave each bite a dose of heat. A regular Hesh Law pizza is about 9" x 12" and has 8 slices (squares). Also, Parmesan Cheese comes in cute little "baggies." Well worth a try next time you're in Oakland. read more

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I only tried one pizza. It was all meat.it was decent. My favorite part was the crust. Decent pizza spot with a decent vibe. read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

I came on a Friday night and it was a chill atmosphere. Parking was easy to find. I got a flight and my favorite was the pear cider. Absolutely sweet and delicious! The pineapple jalapeño pizza was really good! It definitely has that kick of spice. The pizza with blue cheese and blueberry was interesting. I personally did not like it but I think it's worth trying if you want to venture. The pizza quality is great. I loved it and honestly I'm not a big pizza lover. However, you do have to wait a while for the pizza so if you're going to chat for a while - I recommend ordering first. There was on staff doing everything when I was there and she is super kind and friendly. read more

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Hesher's Pizza feels like a truly East Bay business. Only in Oakland could I find a metal themed restaurant named after a movie that specializes in local craft beer/cider and elevated Homestyle pizza. I love the ambiance of this place. It blends old school pizzeria fixtures like roomy booths and pinball machines with rock/metal decor, including dive bar lighting and a shelf of used music and merch for sale. The bartenders are friendly and have good recommendations from their beer and cider list, a well-curated combo of local and regional options. (Thanks for categorizing cider accurately. The dry selections are very dry and the "off-dry" will also be pleasant if you don't like your cider at all sweet.) I'll focus on the pizza because that's why we go. The best way I can describe this pizza is school lunchroom pizza, but with elevated ingredients and actually good. It's actually more of a grandma pizza, but the crust is enriched, so it's pleasantly soft and slightly sweet. It's baked in a baking sheet, so thin and square. Sauce and cheese are high quality. But the main reason to try these pizzas is for the wild topping combos. Our favorite is the "Reverend Bizarre" with bacon, mushroom and Szechuan peppercorn hot honey. Other interesting pizzas include the "Canadian Tuxedo", with blueberries, bleu cheese, and bacon, and the "Coffin's Choice", a take on a Hawaiian pizza with added garlic and jalapenos . They also have more traditional and vegan options. read more

We ordered on DoorDash and out dasher accidentally got the wrong order. Hesher's did a great job of notifying DoorDash who notified us and they actually still had our pizza at the restaurant so we could pick it up. The pizza was definitely worth it!! The luau one was delicious but a little spicy for me (in a good way)! The tomb mold was definitely the highlight! It was delicious and I wanted to keep coming back for more! read more

Hesher's Pizza - TOMB MOLD - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

They have the best pizza in the Bay! I went on a night they were having a show and I'm not going to hold you, I need to go back for the live music! The crowd wasn't one I would normally hang around but I think I'm about to make an exception! They were chill! The service was great and I missed my train ride home for this Canadian Tuxedo, that's how good it is! read more

Hesher's Pizza - CANADIAN TUXEDO - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

Really flavorful and perfectly crispy Vegan pizza! They ran out of vegan cheese and Gio (super nice) recommended it without the cheese! It was delicious and next time, we'll order it the same way!! read more

Hesher's Pizza - One Hitter box. Super cute and personal sized! - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

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Service: Dude at the cash register was awesome. Owner? Manager? Not sure but he obviously took pride in the establishment. Food: OMG the pizza was fantastic. I don't remember what we got but we got two different pizzas with some crazy toppings and they were sooo great. Ambiance: Metal vibe for sure. Honestly, I'm 40 and it reminded me of my high school and college punk rock days. I loved it! Definitely for the tattooed chill types. Was super clean! People were all cool. The area is sketchy. Don't leave valuables in your car, keep an eye on your surroundings. I felt very safe inside the building. read more

I'm giving this two stars because the service and the atmosphere are pretty amazing. It's a hard-core/metal/punk bar that just happens to sell pizza for some reason. But the pizza that they sell is very bad. I've actually had better frozen pizza. I thought it was because it's a square pie style, which I don't typically like, but I've had square pies that I thought were amazing like Prince Street in New York and Square pie guys in San Francisco. This pizza is on par with places like Domino's or Little Caesars. read more

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Hesher's is definitely one of my favorite pizza spots in Oakland! They have so many delicious flavor combos or you can create your own; both are delicious! They are always super generous with the toppings and I find the crust to be the perfect thickness for my preference. They have a really good amount of seating inside and I love that they have a stash of games available. It's also a short walk from the water at Jack London Square so it's perfect to take for a picnic! read more

Hesher's Pizza - Create Make Your Own Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

Good pizza great service. 3*5 stars! I ordered heshers law, very spicy, seranno peppers on it. I love spicy but too much for me.. the flavors of all the ingredients together were too intense for me, very rich. Atleast I tried it, it wouldn't be a regular spot though for me, this is pie is definitely niche. I also didn't love the sausage they use, being Italian they weren't great. I pretty much knew though from looking at Yelp the sausage wouldn't be anything special, so not too disappointed. read more

Hesher's Pizza - Hesher's Law quite spicy - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

I really wanted to like this spot as a good hole in the wall place to buy a pie. Being 100% honest, I can admit that the service here is far more than lacking. I'm a frequent patron here. There's one guy in the front that's always generally nice but upon arrival does not acknowledge me, like ever. I have to ask to take my order. In my most recent visit here I placed an order in which that same gentleman and what seemed like to be a trainee took my order. Then the gentleman left and completely disregarded my order and I had to wait about 35-40 minutes for a pizza that was already finished. Then they brought it out to me cold. It just sucked bro. In the past, I've had good experiences here, but this is becoming the norm now. read more

Hesher's Pizza - A pepperoni pizza, personal size - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

I was craving a pizza and the Coffins Choice satisfied all the right taste buds! No complaints, cute packaging, only request maybe to have it a bit more crispy. All in all I will def be recommending Heshers read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

Great pizza, fun casual atmosphere. Music is on point for the theme. Haven't played any of the pinball and games but looks like fun and see kids partaking. It's never too crowded. I order either a small custom pizza or the Mutate for 2-3 people. Recommend read more

Hesher's Pizza - Two custom pizzas - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

If you are ever visiting Oakland you absolutely need to visit this pizza place! I can say it's hands down the best pizza I've ever had in my entire life and I'm honestly so sad that I don't like closer because I would be eating this weekly. They offer a variety of pizzas and drinks. I got their peach cider which tasted amazing and I cannot stand the taste of alcohol so that's saying something. Once you're done dining they have a small arcade full of pinball machines and a racing game. The staff were super friendly and funny too! Overall 10/10 experience I genuinely cannot wait to visit again! read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pinball machines - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

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Hesher's Pizza is an interesting environment, and you got to be it's target audience in order to enjoy it. We decided to grab a pie to go and I was not too impress with it, but again, I think it takes the proper audience and hence I left it at 3 stars. Pizza - it's competitive in this area for sure. Hesher serves up some thin crust, so if you like it crispy (almost like flat bread), then this is your place. Sauce tasted pretty standard, and you basically have your typical sauce options. This is the same thing as toppings, so if you like flat bread pizza with make your own options, this place will be for you. Environment - metal, biker, pineball, are all accurate description of the inside. When I went, the mood lighting was red, and the music was blaring from the speaker. Not my type of scene, but again, needs to be the right target audience. read more

Rounding up for the cool atmosphere and great service. Lots of rock n roll pinball machines and metal decor. The pizza itself was missable and the wait epically long. Convenient location to grab a bite before the show read more

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A few blocks from the Amtrak station in Jack London Square. Great spot for a quick bite to eat if you're traveling the California Corridor. Comfy living room style furniture, laid-back punk/skate/rock kind of theme. The pizzas are different. Their house pizza has a lot of peppers on it. Tasty but very spicy. Nice change of pace. read more

Hesher's Pizza - A dime bag of Parmesan! - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

Two things before I say anything about the review; I've been pizza'd out for a long time from working around it. And I don't really make reviews. Hesher's is a mad solid spot. The owner Zach was hella cool, hospitable, and honest. The pie itself has it talking amongst my friends as we eat it right now. This shit is good. Absolutely incredible how texturally sound, flavorful, and surprisingly light it is. Anyways, Coffin was my order sub pineapple for double the garlic and it was the winner of the night. Mortician was their meat lovers and it was unctuous and meaty. Timbold was for the non pork eater and it was super balanced with its flavor profile between the tart olives and the meaty mushrooms. (The sauce is a smacker for it all) Long story short, if you come by and order or think about it, do it. They deserve that patronage. Hesher's is going to be a recurring spot for me and my Magic group. read more

Right now my favorite pizza joint in the town. The blueberry pizza is amazing perfect combination... and I love the sizes offered. Big high five to this place!!! read more

Great place to grab some authentic delicious tasting pizza. The menu has some very unique pizza options. I went with the all veggie and the sausage with veggie pizzas. Both were super delish. Tons of beer offerings on tap! They also have a delicious root beer as well. Plenty of seats and the coolest part is the 20 pinball machines they got! If you love pinball, then this is your spot! Music is heavy metal so be sure that's your thang ! read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

Let me start by saying: I was wrong. Loudly wrong. Dramatically wrong. Before going, I saw some tempting discounts on Yelp through a third-party service. I decided to be old-school and call the restaurant directly (support local, right?). When I arrived, I confidently expected those discounts... only to learn they didn't apply because I hadn't ordered through the service. I was heated. I got in my car muttering things like, "I'll never come back," and "He doesn't have to worry about me returning." Very final. Very dramatic. Then I got home and tried the pizza. The pizza was INCREDIBLE. Perfectly baked, flavorful, chewy-crispy crust, generous toppings, and just the right balance of sauce to cheese. The kind of pizza that makes you pause mid-bite and reconsider your life choices. The next day, under the cover of darkness (or so I thought), I returned -- this time ordering online and securing all the discounts. I tried to sneak in quietly... but he recognized me immediately. Karma works fast. No regrets. The pizza is outstanding. The crust is exceptional. And the 10x6 size is perfect for my single self -- enough to be satisfying without the pressure of leftovers judging me from the fridge. Moral of the story: Read the fine print. Don't talk trash until after you eat the pizza. If a place makes you come back in disguise, they're doing something right. I'll be back. Loudly. read more

I love this is one of my favorite places to go to get pizza and fruit beer they have pool table and pin ball available with heavy metal rock music read more

I stumbled on this place looking for an ATM and was intrigued by the environment. When I entered, people played Warcraft board-type games, pool tables, and pinball machines. I decided to stay and try one of their small pepperoni pizzas and enjoy the games. The food came out quickly, and it was delicious. I decided to play on the pinball machines, and they have an app where you can upload money and play if you don't have coins. I thought keeping their customers engaged in their restaurant was a cool feature. Come check this place out if you want to chill and play and have a bite to eat. read more

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This pizza is the best pizza ! A few toppings that are pizzas favorites aren't available here but I must tell ya if you like pizza you're going to love it, Customer quick service and precessional read more

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The best! After being totally ignored at Plank we came here. Fantastic beer, super friendly, all kinds of great pizza, and pinball! Hell yeah! read more

So I've been going here since it was Crooked City and it's current incarnation as Hesher's is really tops! The staff here are fantastic and they've been super flexible with pinball as I often go to flip there and last night the team was tops! Also they've got terrific pizzas and a solid mix of beverages whether you want something alcoholic or not. Great spot that's easy to get from transit (BART or ferry) and spacious seating with lots of room for groups as well. read more

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Hesher's is rad! They have the three p's...pinball, pints, and pizza. And the coffin's choice is so good, early grave or not. Awesome spot!

Cool, friendly vibe. Got the Zorba pizza. They told us would take 15 minutes, but it took about half an hour, leaving us hungry and cranky that we were late for the show at Yoshi's we were going to afterwards. Pizza was good, but not great and not worth the wait. read more

I like saucy pizza, which is why I like Heshers. We were first introduced to the pizza when we used to come to crooked city cider. Now heshers has taken over the whole building in a prime area of Jack London Square. We came at opening time, 12 PM on a rainy Saturday for a friends birthday. Because it is a rainy weekend we had to change our outdoor plans and this is a great location for a large group with dogs who can hang out indoors. Also great because you order at the counter and don't have to deal with a group check mess. We ordered our drinks at the counter, and some people who were able to try small tastings if they were unsure of what to order. Pizza was ordered at the window in the corner and brought out to us according to our numbers. The staff was accommodating to our large group, and we were the only ones there until a Meetup took over the other half of the restaurant with their boardgames. There are also tons of boardgames in the cabinet that you can play and pinball machines in their own separate area, along with the pool table. Great place to keep entertained while enjoying your pizza, beer, wine, cider, kombucha, or nonalcoholic beverage. There is a water station right behind the cashier. There are two unisex restrooms, straight back. They have the little locks that tell you if they are in use or vacant, which is very helpful. They also do some heavy metal concerts here, which my husband was very excited about when he saw the listings for them. While we were there, the music was not very loud so we were able to chat freely. There are metered parking, free parking streets, or it is a walk down from 12th St. BART. They used to have a free Broadway shuttle, I'm not sure if that's still exists Join their social media pages and you'll be informed of special events, concerts, trivia, bingo, and what not. Our vegan friend is very happy that they have a vegan pizza option here. There is something for everyone! You can help bus your tables by taking empty glasses to the front and the rest of the trash area. There are benches in the front that you can hang out at if it's a nice day out. read more

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We've had pizza here a few times and it's soooo freaking good. Just go and get it, you won't be disappointed. The guy who makes it (not sure if it the same person every time) is super friendly as well. I can't wait to go back and try more! Their menu is huge, I want to say they easily have over 15 different types. Vegan/vegetarian options too which we have never tried but a great offering to have. read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

This was my first visit to Hesher's Pizza and the pizza was amazing. We just ordered a pepperoni pizza however it was tasty! The service was quick, we ordered a pizza and had our order within 20 minutes. The music was a little loud but that didn't bother us as we were only waiting for our order for take out. If we would have stayed the music would maybe have been a bit loud as I felt like I was yelling to talk. There was outdoor seating so you could go out there if the music was too loud for you. The price for the amount of pizza you get was a little much but overall I would order again. read more

This is inside Crooked City Cider and is pretty dang good! There's a good selection of pizza on the menu to please meat lovers, veggie lovers and others that are adventurous! Get here, order pizza, get some Cider, play some games and chill. read more

Hesher's Pizza - Pizza Near Me - Oakland, California

The "Coffin Pizza" is simply amazing. Quality ingredients with a delicious crispy crust all cooked to perfection. Service was quick and friendly and the folks were welcoming and accommodating. Love that they have live music as well. A gem in our Oakland community read more

Just good solid pizza and friendly staff. The pizza is more of a grandma's style pie (less thick and doughy detroit style) which I liked as it allowed for a good cheese to sauce to dough balance. Well baked, not too oily, and with a nice crispy crust (which was the best part). Also loved the fact that you can get one-hitters (personal sized) at a decent price point without having to commit to $25+ pizzas nowadays from comparable places. Allows you to try more pizza topping combos too. We got the Canadian tuxedo (very interesting) and the Hinterlander and appreciated the amount of toppings and balance for both. Would definitely return to get the Maquahuitl or other interesting combos. Buddy got a couple beers which he enjoyed. Also, staff was real friendly and also understanding with a Grubhub online ordering issue that had delayed getting the order in and out. Even with Grubhub being difficult the staff handled it. As you should expect, the place is metal themed from the decor to the music/movies on loop. Wouldn't hesitate to drop by for a pie again next time! read more

I came by here when it was Crooked City Cider and they were having a soft opening. So, I wasn't aware of the name change and change of ownership. They have pizza now, but I was here for a proper cider. The person working there was very nice and recommended some ciders for me to try. He really knew what he was talking about and I appreciated it. I do have to say that since adding the pizza, it has more of a punk-ish kind of vibe, where as the previous crooked city seemed fancier. The people hanging out there weren't the tech-ish professionals that I saw the first time. The crowd was diverse but was more punkish, and this included the guy who helped me. This is why I didn't recognize it. Also, the name sign is confusing. I thought it was a spot called Zerner's. But those are rich people's problems. Bottom line is that I got the cider that I was looking for (two to be exact) and that was fine and dandy by me. read more