Gizmo's sells Gremlin toys. Wheres Gyrates sells vids on how to move like a stripper. Meanwhile Gasms sells... anyway.
Gysma's is, according to the sign, Shea Butter, Black Soaps, Oils, Clothing, Tapestries, Arts, Crafts, Jewelry and Accessories. That's a lot of sh** for one little stand to be selling. My mother wanted several things from here so I just bought her all of them. Prices are fine and the products are things I've basically never seen before in my life.
The stand is South Sudanese, which is a region that is a mystery to me. I've been to other countries in that part of Africa, but not Sudan. If Sue Sarandon and Dan Akroyd ever get together, will they be known in the press as SuDan?
Places like this don't get nearly enough business. Please, do the world a favour and do yourself a service. Come into the WSB, get some of the amazing food (Abyssinia or 007 maybe), a fruit drink (no milk) from Gourmet Lao, and then wander the stalls, and see what screams at you. I mean literally, lots of psychopaths hang out in here, but also product wise.
I was just talking to my mother earlier today and I asked if the Shea Butter and lotions and oils and crap that I bought her here (she left a couple of them at our house, and they're still kicking around), were still going strong and were any good.
"Lovelehhh!" she exclaimed in her thick Mancunian accent. Think, that girl from Frasier, that's the accent my Mum has, or should I say "me Mam." She continued: "dead lovelehhh! Aww luv, they're brilliant, aren't theh? Bloody great my darlin son!"
(Yes she was drunk)
(When isn't she)
And remember. This is a castle. And they have many tapestries. And if I am Sudanese, bro, then you are Mickey Mouse. read more