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Goon Burger

4.3 (44 reviews)
Closed • 11:00 am - 9:00 pm

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Nina J.

I certainly did come here because of the name... Goon Burger is located inside Irrelevant Beer in the back and has a small kiosk screen to order from. I got the classic Goon Burger which is a double beef smashburger and fries. Took around 10 minutes to come out during peak dinner hours. I really liked the burger, name and all. I enjoyed how cheesy it was and the beef patties were really well cooked. I think they make their own pickles which I felt added a dimension to the burger. On the other note: Skip the fries. Way way way too salty. I only had a couple of fries before the salt really hit and I couldn't stomach any more.

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Karl A.

We were enjoying a drink at Irrelevant, but I knew I was going to get a burger. I ordered on the touch screen and waited. It was about 10 minutes and my food was ready. The burger was cooked so well, and I'm glad I got the extra patty. It was so flavorful I couldn't have stopped with just one. The fries were great too, cooked well and nicely salted. It's definitely worth coming in to try! Great good!

Jody Low Roller fries (chilli cheese fries with onion, mustard, crispy jalapeños)
Kade H.

The smashburgers are amazing at Goon Burger. Nice crispy edge with good flavor. The fries aren't fancy but they taste good except for the Jody Low Roller fries. Sorry, I cannot recommend them. The chili tasted like spaghetti sauce and had way too much mustard. And I like mustard. They're inside Irrelevant beer, so plenty of seating, and you can have a delicious beer while you wait. Order your food at the kiosk and wait for your name to be called. Nothing fancy.

Single patty goon burger. It's a burger with cheese. You can do better at home.
Efe Ö.

2 minutes away, Brothers Cascadia Brewery is a hidden gem. Just go try their burgers and fries and you will get what I mean. Consistently great food, top notch service, no matter the day or time. Honestly, just make the simple decision to keep your hard earned money and skip Goon Burger / Irrelevant Beer. This "goon" burger only qualifies as a burger in some chaotic South Park fantasy. It looks like they really dropped it on the floor and called it a concept. The fries? Sad, soggy, barely seasoned, and completely forgettable. Now the best part: the hipster staff at both places. They take themselves very seriously. One of their newer employees, clearly aiming for Employee of the Month, decided to stop me while I was literally grabbing my food and leaving, just to tell me, in a smug tone, that next time I can't bring my dog. The funny part. I was already outside waited for my food away from patrons, then I grabbed my food, and was leaving right away. What exactly was the problem? Did my calm, happy dog disrupt the sacred burger experience? I laughed and said we'll see about that. You don't just randomly enforce a rule like that and talk to customers like that. I've been there plenty of times before with no issue. But apparently, after a very important team meeting about dogs they had just yesterday, they have decided that, even "pickup customers" can't have their dogs with them. Mate, you could have just said "hey, can you tie him outside next time?" Easy. Human. Instead, you went full authority mode over a mid burger spot. I won't be going back, not because I will miss anything, but because of that attitude. When people blindly follow rules without basic common sense, it just gets sad. Anyway once again, Brothers Cascadia Brewery. Two minute drive, ten minute walk. Just go. Also adding photos for reference. The majestic burgers&Fries and also sharing a photo of my dog that possible triggered the employee of the month to warn me not to come again if I have my pup. We will not.

Goon Burger

This place is very cute. There is a great seating place outside and lots of places to sit inside. The food is amazing. The burgers taste soooo good and the buns are toasted to perfection and has a very buttery taste. The chili makes one of the best chili cheese fries I ever had. If I could recommend anything, it would be the chili. It is so so good.

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Camille H.

Delicious smash burgers! Service was good and fairly quick even though it was a busy Friday night. Located inside Irrelevant brewing, toward the back there's the walk up window. You order on a tablet and they call out your order. You can eat your food there, there's indoor and outdoor seating. Plus there's tasty beer to pair with the burgers. The patty was nice and thin, which is my absolute favorite! The burger gave grilled cheese vibes which was tasty. I got the goonburger (two patties, onion, pickles, lettuce, goon sauce) and we also go the Jody high roller fries. The fries had cheese and goon sauce on it. Both items were so good, we honestly got another goonburger to split. I can't wait to go back!

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Kiki G.

Such a fun and funny spot to get a burger. The service was fast and the bartender was very friendly. The impossible burger was cooked exactly how I like them! I just wish they had on the website what exactly was in the goon sauce-- it had a very strong onion-y taste and I have never been one to enjoy onions.

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Reviews are largely positive. People highlight the flavorful burgers, crispy fries, and efficient kiosk ordering. The lively atmosphere is also well-liked.

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Out of this world burgers! They're messy and delicious, everything a burger should be. They're also priced ridiculously well.

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This place has really been hit or miss lately. Not sure what's changed from their opening, but the…read morelast 3-4 times we've visited it's been okay or subpar. Very disappointing. We both agreed this is the last time we'll come here. We came in and were greeted and immediately seated by the host. He was friendly and welcoming. They weren't super busy, but busy enough for a Saturday lunch crowd. It took him awhile to get our drink order, so when he finally came to take it, we went ahead and ordered our food as well. We decided on the bacon cheeseburger with chips, and the reuben with fries ($3.50 extra for fries). I've never understood the extra cost for fries vs homemade potato chips?! The chips have been hit or miss in the past, so we usually order fries for one entree just in case. Our food took about 45 minutes. Seemed way too long. Our server never came back and asked for refills on beverages during our visit either, which was disappointing. My burger looked good, but super greasy, even the bun was greasy on top. Maybe it was brushed with butter?! The burger dripped with grease while eating it. The chips were saturated in grease as well. Some of them so much they weren't crispy at all. Our server was nowhere to be found or I would have complained. They were left on the plate. My husband didn't like them either. He ended up sharing his fries with me. My husband liked his reuben, but the bread was burnt on the bottom. You couldn't tell at first look, only once it was picked up to eat. It had plenty of meat, cheese, peppers and onions. He enjoyed it overall. The fries were good too. Much better than the chips. The restaurant was clean when we walked in, but during our visit many tables were left dirty for far too long. Not sure if they were in the middle of a shift change, but it seemed like no one was around to clear plates or refill beverages. Someone from the kitchen eventually came out to get us our bill. Our plates were still on the table when we left. Overall a disappointing experience. There are far too many restaurant options in this area to spend $65 on lunch for mediocre, at best, food and service. We will not be returning.

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