These are honestly the best smash burgers on planet earth. You order at a kiosk, or you can place your order online, and pick up your food at the window inside the brewery. They may be a small operation, but they pump out quality like nobody else. I recommend getting a bag of Lucille's or double Lucilles and sharing the purger burger bliss with your friends and family. read more

2 minutes away, Brothers Cascadia Brewery is a hidden gem. Just go try their burgers and fries and you will get what I mean. Consistently great food, top notch service, no matter the day or time. Honestly, just make the simple decision to keep your hard earned money and skip Goon Burger / Irrelevant Beer. This "goon" burger only qualifies as a burger in some chaotic South Park fantasy. It looks like they really dropped it on the floor and called it a concept. The fries? Sad, soggy, barely seasoned, and completely forgettable. Now the best part: the hipster staff at both places. They take themselves very seriously. One of their newer employees, clearly aiming for Employee of the Month, decided to stop me while I was literally grabbing my food and leaving, just to tell me, in a smug tone, that next time I can't bring my dog. The funny part. I was already outside waited for my food away from patrons, then I grabbed my food, and was leaving right away. What exactly was the problem? Did my calm, happy dog disrupt the sacred burger experience? I laughed and said we'll see about that. You don't just randomly enforce a rule like that and talk to customers like that. I've been there plenty of times before with no issue. But apparently, after a very important team meeting about dogs they had just yesterday, they have decided that, even "pickup customers" can't have their dogs with them. Mate, you could have just said "hey, can you tie him outside next time?" Easy. Human. Instead, you went full authority mode over a mid burger spot. I won't be going back, not because I will miss anything, but because of that attitude. When people blindly follow rules without basic common sense, it just gets sad. Anyway once again, Brothers Cascadia Brewery. Two minute drive, ten minute walk. Just go. Also adding photos for reference. The majestic burgers&Fries and also sharing a photo of my dog that possible triggered the employee of the month to warn me not to come again if I have my pup. We will not. read more

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I've always wanted to try this fine establishment for just shy of a year. So glad my dreams could be fully fulfilled this fine Saturday evening. While the food was quite expensive, the goon sauce made it worth it. Had to be held back from drinking it. read more

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I certainly did come here because of the name... Goon Burger is located inside Irrelevant Beer in the back and has a small kiosk screen to order from. I got the classic Goon Burger which is a double beef smashburger and fries. Took around 10 minutes to come out during peak dinner hours. I really liked the burger, name and all. I enjoyed how cheesy it was and the beef patties were really well cooked. I think they make their own pickles which I felt added a dimension to the burger. On the other note: Skip the fries. Way way way too salty. I only had a couple of fries before the salt really hit and I couldn't stomach any more. read more

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We were enjoying a drink at Irrelevant, but I knew I was going to get a burger. I ordered on the touch screen and waited. It was about 10 minutes and my food was ready. The burger was cooked so well, and I'm glad I got the extra patty. It was so flavorful I couldn't have stopped with just one. The fries were great too, cooked well and nicely salted. It's definitely worth coming in to try! Great good! read more

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The smashburgers are amazing at Goon Burger. Nice crispy edge with good flavor. The fries aren't fancy but they taste good except for the Jody Low Roller fries. Sorry, I cannot recommend them. The chili tasted like spaghetti sauce and had way too much mustard. And I like mustard. They're inside Irrelevant beer, so plenty of seating, and you can have a delicious beer while you wait. Order your food at the kiosk and wait for your name to be called. Nothing fancy. read more

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This place is very cute. There is a great seating place outside and lots of places to sit inside. The food is amazing. The burgers taste soooo good and the buns are toasted to perfection and has a very buttery taste. The chili makes one of the best chili cheese fries I ever had. If I could recommend anything, it would be the chili. It is so so good. read more

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Delicious smash burgers! Service was good and fairly quick even though it was a busy Friday night. Located inside Irrelevant brewing, toward the back there's the walk up window. You order on a tablet and they call out your order. You can eat your food there, there's indoor and outdoor seating. Plus there's tasty beer to pair with the burgers. The patty was nice and thin, which is my absolute favorite! The burger gave grilled cheese vibes which was tasty. I got the goonburger (two patties, onion, pickles, lettuce, goon sauce) and we also go the Jody high roller fries. The fries had cheese and goon sauce on it. Both items were so good, we honestly got another goonburger to split. I can't wait to go back! read more

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Such a fun and funny spot to get a burger. The service was fast and the bartender was very friendly. The impossible burger was cooked exactly how I like them! I just wish they had on the website what exactly was in the goon sauce-- it had a very strong onion-y taste and I have never been one to enjoy onions. read more

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The audacity to have a self service kiosk and still ask for a tip. SMH. My teenage nephews were even like "tip for what?" they don't even take the food to you. Anywayyyy We all had the double burger, the meat quality tasted great. However the burger had zero texture, just mushy. Bread wasn't toasted, smash burger had no crispy edges, and all the toppings had zero depth. I couldn't distinguish the tomato from the lettuce from the grilled onions.. sounds weird but even at Burger King you can taste each ingredient on the whopper. Fries were crispy tho! We got both the reg and chili fries. Heads up, the chili on the fries had a strong curry flavor, some may not be into that. Tbh, this was a slightly disappointing experience even with good fries. 2 out of 5 read more

The smash is perfect. The service is excellent. The atmosphere is amazing. This place has a small menu but does smash burgers as welll as anyone. Actually they are top tier smash burgers!!! read more

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I'm not a meat eater, so take that into consideration when reading this review. I order the double Impossible Burger, and it is one scrumptious burger. I'm a sauce person, and it's sauced perfectly. My husband enjoys the Jody Low Roller fries (cheesy curry chili fries), though I prefer the Jody High Roller fries (cheesy fries with goon sauce). We frequent this place, crave it often, and bring all our friends who haven't yet tried it. read more

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Best hamburger ever. The fries and the goon sauce are so good. The wine selection could be better but a good selection of beer.

This is an extremely well run and operated business. My burger was one of the best burgers I have consumed in my life, it was truly life changing. The atmosphere was incredible, I enjoyed the Harry Potter movie on the Tv along with the intriguing art pieces. The service was very straightforward and good, I am heavily pleased by this establishment. read more

What can I say besides this place is perfect! Quality in every bite. The House made pickles and lightly grilled onion make this smash burger otherworldly and I haven't even mentioned the Goon Sauce! Fries are crispy and always hot! Get the Double down version and add some chili for a version of chili fries that outranks every sorry soggy batch you've ever had before. Grab a beer from the list at IRRELEVANT brewing and you'll pretty much have the perfect meal. Yea sure the menu is limited but, why would you want anything different every thing they make is thoughtfully prepared and delicious every time. read more

They're located inside Irrelevant Brewing. They make fast-food style smash burgers, chicken strips, grilled cheese, and fries. I had their signature Goonburger, and it was delicious. The toasted bun was good, too. If I was rating them just on that burger, I'd give them more stars. A few things they could improve on: -I wish you could get the Goonburger as a single-patty with the same toppings, but their single-patty burger (the "Lucille") has different toppings. We asked & were told it wasn't an option. -you order either online or at their window via a touchscreen pad with no interaction with the staff. We wanted light sauce on our burger, as we heard they put a lot of "goon" sauce on that burger, but there wasn't a way to request this via the touchscreen order system. So we finally got the attention of one of the workers, and the 3 young men working seemed confused as to how to help us with the request. When we got our burgers there was no goon sauce on either of our Goonburgers. Oh well. It was still very good. -their fries are just the standard fast-food frozen style you buy at the big-box stock up stores. Just okay. -they have some options with housemade chili, and our friends ordered the chili fries. When they tasted it they were unhappy because the chili tasted like it had curry in it, and they don't like curry. They asked about afterwards & were told yes, they put curry powder in their chili. They really should mention that on the menu description because not everyone likes curry & it's not something you would normally expect in chili. -all orders are packed to-go in paper wrappers & paper bags. It would be nice if they offered a dine-in option serving it on a tray, basket or plate to reduce waste. But I'm guessing they don't want to deal with washing more dishes. -they apparently don't respond to messages or questions via their social media Instagram posts/account. Prior to them opening a permanent location, they were regularly doing pop-ups at local breweries, but didn't have a menu posted on social media (and no website). I would comment on their post and sent them a DM asking if they would please pita their menu, but never responded. Eventually when they opened this permanent spot they finally posted their menu on Instagram. read more

Dang lucky to have a place like this in downtown Vancouver! One of the best burgers I've ever had, fries are really similar to McDonalds - so bomb! Such a great price. read more

Honestly best Smash burgerski I've ever had. Goon sauce rips. Dank ass fries. 10/10 would Smash again.

That burger was delicious! If you like an In-n-Out double double, You will love a Goon Burger. Avoid the lines and go to Goon Burger. Service was good and the staff was very friendly. I was just there last night and might have to go back today. read more

If you like a little food with your salt, then this is the place. Both the burger & fries were SOOOO salty, had to throw them both away. Never gonna try them again! read more

Greatest burger I've ever had. Genuinely a perfect burger don't care if it's a little expensive it could be more this place is incredible

The chicken and fries are great. Have had them a few times. But a customer shouldn't have to pay for sauce. It should come with a sauce and if you want extra then pay for it. I will bring my sauce in the future. Thank you , Edward. read more

They have the crunchiest fries and chicken strips! My food came out fast and it was a classic meal.

One of the best burgers I've ever had. The people working were very nice and genuine. The building was clean. I recommend.

Great food. Wish they would make ordering easier. Need to go to restaurant and order off I pad like a food truck. App or online would be much easier. read more

Salty! Everything here has too much salt. Their smash burgers are delicious, but they charge an extra dollar for any sauces, and the ranch is terrible! Don't go for their chicken fingers either. read more

Food was okay at best. Yummy fries but they gave me like 10 with my $12 chicken strip basket. Smash burger was smashed insanely thin, to the point of just being a crispy burnt disc. Chicken strips were okay. Everyone in there including the bartenders look weird at your if you're not drinking since it's in Irrelevant Beer. Says it's all ages and they had a movie on with naked boobies and the bartenders were sitting watching it with people at the bar. Definitely a weird place. read more

Came in to order we didn't wait too long. The bun was soft. The meat was very crispy on the edges. I love the goon sauce, 10 out of 10 smash burger. read more

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On my way to Seattle and couldn't resist checking out a place called Goonburger! Very pleased with the flavors in the basic burger.

Burger felt like it was stepped on my mike Tyson but I guess that's what they're going for.

Best burgers in Vancouver as far as I know. Been coming here since the pop up days. Irrelevant is a super chill spot too, good music.

It's a magical window inside Irrelevant brewing. They make a solid smash burger. Everything is done through an iPad, imo it's kinda weird that there's no human interaction. read more

I haven't been moved to write a good review in years. These burgers are amazing! I want as many people to know about Goon Burger as possible! I've tried several other smash burger joints in the PDX / Vancouver area and some were very good ( looking at you Smack Town), but a goon burger is next level! read more

Dude, it's SO GOOD. My favorite burger, and I appreciate the ease/efficiency of the ordering process (kiosk-style). Reasonable prices too, imo! read more

Super annoying! you walk in and have to punch in your phone number and place your order on an iPad and then pay. no human interaction at all and no beverages on the menu. Then you walk over to the bar and order your beverages separately. You have to ask for non-alcoholic options as they have none listed. Burger was nasty and tasted like salt. Fries were covered with a nasty cheese whiz type sauce. DO NOT EAT HERE!!! read more

The goon burger is the tastiest burger I've ever had. It's very juicy and delicious. Loved the high roller cheese fries as well. The setting is cool inside of a brewery. Give it a try if you remotely like burgers. read more

Great burgers, friendly people, good vibes all around. If you want a smash burger that worth its weight around Vancouver then look no further that Goon. Only pop-iOS currently but hopefully getting their own space soon! read more

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Probably the best smash burger I've ever had. A very limited menu (mostly just burgers and fries, with options to add cheese and chili). A perfect char on the edge of the burger makes it...just...decedent. If you want a smash burger and it's Tuesday, eat here! read more

Goon burger is a pop-up that operates on Tuesdays only at Thirsty Sasquatch on Main Street. They serve a great goon burger and fries. The menu is very limited after that. I would highly recommend getting a burger here. Smash burger style! The food pairs very well with one of the many beers that Thirsty Sasquatch offers. It seems to quite a few people are coming in only to get burgers and fries, but many people were enjoying their food while drinking in the bar area. Goon Burger operates out of the pizza restaurant portion of Thirsty Sasquatch and is open to all ages. According to The Columbian, they will only operate this way until February. I'm wondering if they will have their own brick and mortar location at that time (?) Sure hope so! read more

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Awesome burgers! Brilliant burger sauce? Magnificent shoe string fries! Where are they today?!