You know you want this one again:
Let me tell you all about a place named GONG CHA
I love it so much that I put it in a SONG CHA
If you don't come here, then you drink the WRONG CHA
The best Boba place this side of Hong KONG CHA
It's the Boba spot to which Barbie does BELONG CHA
And all the boys stare, mouths open, hanging TONGUE CHA
Watch her small steps like your grandad watched Neil ARMSTRONG CHA
I won't visit the moon til the moon has GONG CHA
Students love it more than they love Beer PONG CHA
It's so addictive they could put it in a BONG CHA
My flagpole makes your bf's look like a little PRONG CHA
But I know you'll forgive him if he takes you to GONG CHA
What to get: Dirty Brown Sugar Milk Tea, Strawberry Milk Tea, Regular Milk Tea, Waffle w/Boba.
What not to get: Inseminated by your bf's micro-prong-cha.
Gong Cha is one of the best chains there is, especially if they have some of their standout items such as the Dirty Brown Sugar Milk Tea on their new Dirty menu, and I also recommend the surprisingly excellent Strawberry Milk Tea, or the regular Milk Tea. Certainly the milk teas are the highlight for me, and these three are exemplary.
Their bubble waffles are also some of the best around, especially when they make them right, not overdone, moist, and piping hot... and with the tapioca inside!
So out here in Katy, the Houston area gets its second Gong Cha location, and this one is in Katy Asian Town, a village of Asian eateries and Boba shops which was basically just constructed and is paradise, like Dun Huang without the insane traffic.
If you wanna get drunk, go instead to a GONG BAR
If you live nowhere near Katy, this location is too GONG FAR
Unless you don't mind a nice ride in your GONG CAR
To come and get a Dirty Milk Tea here at GONG CHA
If they get all hipster they might serve drinks in a Mason GONG JAR
If the sharp end of the straw cuts your face, you'll get a GONG SCAR
I like to take slutty picture here, along with my Porn GONG STAR
But if you want the best milk teas, come to GONG CHA
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Extremely nice employees and it still had that brand-new smell the first time I came here - even now, you can probably touch the wet paint on the walls.
The drinks here are good and exactly what you expect from a Gong Cha. Absolutely nothing like the one in Dun Huang, which has been around for a while and is extraordinarily busy, but with similarly top notch products.
This one is a little bit more sleepy and a little bit more relaxed. I hope that they will get going, but there is so much boba in Katy Asian Town that it does make me slightly worried. Yes, Pann Tea, Yan Tea (notice the common theme), and the mother of all boba, Tea Top, are all top notch, but this GC well deserves some of your time as well. The Chatime here I'm not as crazy about, and as it's my least fave location, I'm not even going to mention the Sh... oh crap I almost did.
And we'll finish with:
Each cup has more balls than a game of PING PONG CHA
Take tiny sips in an attempt to PROLONG CHA
Hide in the back like you're in the VIETCONG CHA
People will do anything to get more GONG CHA
If it was a wrestler, it would be STRONG CHA
If it was a sexy outfit, it would be a THONG CHA
And when it covered up, it would put on a SARONG CHA
And if you wanna see someone in heels, go to GONG CHA
If you wanna bring it, it's already been BRONG CHA
My gf loves the tea more than she loves my DONG CHA
And by the way my gf says my dong's really LONG CHA
But she'll only stay with me if I take her to GONG CHA read more