When you have the opportunity to try a title contender, you take that opportunity, even if you wake up exhausted the day after a wedding and have to head back home. In the hopeful state of arriving to Goldee's at least 30 minutes before open, my cousins, my girlfriend, and I agreed to an early morning routine. There was no way we could fail!
Some of us arrived 30 minutes after Goldee's opened and the others almost an hour after. After being used to these endeavors, we weren't afraid to wait, but we were all seated with our food by 1:30 pm that Sunday. They had only run out of beef ribs and their famed Sunday-exclusive bread pudding. Shame!
In line, Goldee's provides tons of complimentary water and lawn chairs to sit in as you wait, and the line moves in waves, allowing the door to only open for a select group at a time instead of all at once. It's like a group getting onto a Disney ride 12 at a time. Once you're inside, you're amazed by the space they're working with. It's practically the size of a portable classroom. There is some outdoor seating, but the indoor space is tiny. The food is served to you down the line, and everyone working there is super attentive and friendly.
I ordered a little bit of everything, and I'll talk about it one at a time:
Bread: My friend Andrew said this when I sent him a picture of my tray: "Their bread is the most underrated thing on that tray. You don't realize how far homemade bread goes until you try it." He's not wrong. The bread is special. It's fluffy and clearly in a league of its own compared to most other BBQ joints. I'd personally buy a loaf to take home with me.
Brisket: Juicy and heavenly. Goldee's gives you half fat and half lean for whatever amount you order, and both are fantastic. It's up there with some of the best brisket I've had so far on this BBQ journey.
Pork Ribs: These suckers are glazed to a point that they're shiny and fall off the bone like they were never attached in the first place. Again, some of the best ribs I've had on this BBQ journey. They're fantastic.
Chipotle Sausage Link: Their specialty sausage of the week, I fear, was maybe too seasoned. With tastes of garlic, cumin, chipotle, paprika, oregano, coriander, and more, it was just a little too much trying to work together, so it lost itself. However, it was very juicy and well-smoked. I just wasn't impressed with its flavors.
Pork Belly: It's very rare that I order pork belly, but when I do, it hasn't disappointed me. This pork belly with the glaze was incredible.
Cheesy Grits: These are very delightful. They have that oatmeal-like consistency but are so cheesy it's almost like mac and cheese. My girlfriend loved it.
South Carolina Pork Hash: This was my favorite side. The jasmine rice mixed with the pork gravy had a really great texture and flavor. If you get both this and cheesy grits together, it does kinda look like cafeteria slop, but looking past that, they're both delicious.
Banana Pudding: Desserts always close the meal and are the final taste of the adventure, and their banana pudding is no joke. I can still taste the flavors two weeks later.
As a whole, Goldee's is an exceptional BBQ establishment and definitely in the S-tier of Texas BBQ joints. I hope to go back one day, though who knows when that'll be. When that day comes, I'll be ordering everything once again.
RIYL: Folding Camp Chairs and homemade bread read more