Balloons!
Thank you Michael Faraday for balloons! Dearest Michael do you ever contemplate the joy your rubber creation would bestow? Thanks to you I get propositioned by little children whenever I walk about with Yelp balloons.
The tone varies from the utter joy of a child that will probably become an actor,
"MAMMY! LOOK LOOK! BALLOONS! RED BALLOONS!"
The more cautious child that will probably grow up to be an accountant tugs at his Mum's skirt,
"Mammy, why does that woman have a car full of balloons all for herself?"
The more aggressive child that will probably grow up to be a stockbroker shouts,
"You're too old for balloons, give me one!"
Well that was quite the ramble. Basically one of my duties as an employee of Yelp is to blow up balloons but you have no idea how hard it is to find places that blow up balloons - seriously.
Because Forte does I give it 4 out of 5, the only downside is it's inconvenient location which means I have to walk through King street like a clown with balloons and unwanted attention of children. Then drive my tiny car unable to see out the rear view mirror... All so that you dear Yelpers can enjoy said balloons. read more