The only "Mystery" about the neighboring Trees of Mystery, is how they can come up with such horrible clam chowder at the Forest Cafe!
Our young family had a hoot at the Trees of Mystery, and after spending 3 hours being mystified, we decided to try the cafe across the street since its the only place for miles. I had not read the reviews here on yelp, so came in kinda cold.
Decor: As other reviewers have mentioned, its a bit eclectic. 90's decor with casino carpet, a generous amount of burlwood tables scattered sparcely in a rather cavernous space, with a TON of fake flowers glued to the ceiling. Plus plastic duck butts glued to the ceiling in one section that is supposed to look like pond. Very little redwood-themed decor. It seems like a knockoff of the Rainforest Cafe.
Food: Standard diner fare. I ordered fish and chips, but they were out of fish, so opted for the chicken breast sandwich. The kids had grilled cheese and mac-n-cheese. My wife had the black-bean burger, that we often get frozen at Costco. The food was all fine, if priced a tad high, for basically reheat/fry Costco frozen items. The french fries were good. The food was tasty enough to keep me from giving this one star. The fly in the ointment, so to speak, was the clam chowder. I am an afficionado of clam chowder but not overly picky since most clam chowders are very similar. The waitress had actually forgotten the chowder, and I had to remind her, which I wish I hadn't. This was the WORST clam chowder I have ever eaten, and I am not being hyperbolic for sake of being funny. Really! ! When it came it was beige with bits of brown things in it. Looked like Campbells cream of mushroom soup, and tasted like OLD cream of mushroom soup. I can eat just about anything, but one spoonful was enough. We had the waitress take it back. I was nice about it, telling her that maybe we had gotten a mushroom soup by mistake, but she assured me in a dissaproving way that it was indeed clam. No response from her like "oh sorry, that's too bad, can I get you something else instead?"
Service: We ate lunch at 2pm on a Friday in August, and there were maybe 3 other tables taken in a place that probably had 40 tables. One waitress served us, and she was not rude, but not at all friendly, which was unusually in that area, since ALL of the people we met in eateries or shops were very friendly. It took a while for her to get back to us after giving us menus, but thankfully our food came pretty quickly, since most of it were sandwich items that just needed to be reheated. Not stellar or friendly service and the clam chowder rebuff seemed to make our waitress even more resigned.
I would not avoid this place, but it will be a memorable place for its horrible clam chowder and a source of belittlement in our family for years to come. read more